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What Was Your Favorite Delusional Statement Made This Week?

Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:41 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25768 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:41 pm
Mine was the LSU fan inferring that Elon Musk will wade (see what I did there) into this mess in LSU’s corner if need be.

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Posted by Yaboylsu63 8/27/26 at 8:41 pm to tigerskin

Well Sankey needs to remember who LSU has as well. We have a direct line to Trump and Musk via Landry. To say 4 aces may be true but LSU has friends in high places as well.


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Posted by Yaboylsu63 8/27/26 at 8:54 pm to Ampipe96

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What does that even mean? You think musk gives a frick about college football?


Particularly no, but he is the richest man on the planet and one of the most influential people to ever live… and just finalized a deal with Landry, so not a bad man to have in your corner if you needed to call in a favor.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
52709 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:42 pm to
When captdipshit suggested that the rest of the SEC would refuse to play LSU.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42740 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:43 pm to
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What Was Your Favorite Delusional Statement Made This Week?

That college football is better than ever.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
3663 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:44 pm to
TCU needs to fire Sunny Dikes because they have always sucked since the hire and Texas boosters can afford better.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
7427 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:45 pm to
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What Was Your Favorite Delusional Statement Made This Week?

Any statement made by this douchebag
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captdalton
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
10509 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:51 pm to
SEC Numbers Guy
@secnumbersguy
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Jul 25
HEISMAN DARKHORSE: Marcel Reed is THE BEST dual threat quarterback in the country.

This year he will SHATTER Johnny Manziel’s record for total yards.

A BLOWOUT win over Texas to clinch a playoff spot will cap off his Heisman run.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25768 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:52 pm to
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Boycott and Scheduling Impact: While informal and serious discussions of boycotts circulated among Big 12 and outside athletic departments (with schools like Georgia and Nebraska vowing not to schedule future games), Sorsby announced he would withdraw and not play before plans could be finalized.


The conversation was already held in regards to Texas Tech. Georgia was a part of that and indicated they absolutely would boycott Texas Tech. Ultimately Texas Tech and Sorsby backed down. There have been some similar informal, off the record conversations held about boycotting LSU by some SEC chancellors and ADs. LSU does not appear to be backing down.

What this whole fiasco has proven is that the majority of LSU fans here are even more delusional than we thought.

My second favorite delusional statement of the week was also by an LSU fan, they claimed LSU is more powerful and important than the SEC.
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
15656 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:54 pm to
My favorite was about Alabama refusing to play LSU because Dae’quan Wright and Zxavian Harris are on Alabama’s roster.

Wait, that was you.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73916 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:55 pm to
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captdalton

An old Indian name for "he who is always in shambles".
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
15656 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:58 pm to
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There have been some similar informal, off the record conversations held about boycotting LSU by some SEC chancellors and ADs.

You are pathetic.

I’m an internet Bama fan in bumfrick Alabama, but off the record inside sources are telling me that chancellors and ADs are afraid to play LSU because of a backup TE and injured DT that couldn’t make an NFL roster.
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
19702 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:58 pm to
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captdalton


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LSU







Posted by Audioman213
Member since Dec 2012
1530 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:59 pm to
That LSU will go independent like Notre Dame
Posted by That LSU Guy
The boys are back in town.
Member since Jul 2008
16147 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:01 pm to
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25768 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:12 pm to
That isn’t the first time Kiffin has held a penis.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
78357 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:14 pm to
Pretty much every one of your posts
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
2394 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:15 pm to
(no message)
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
18280 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:18 pm to
He does it for attention that he clearly can't find anywhere else. If y'all would just ignore him he would go find another corner of the internet to troll. It's a sad life, but I guess someone has to live it.
Posted by G Munny
Member since Aug 2026
55 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:19 pm to
Posted by user: RaginDumbass...er....I mean RaginAstros

SEC is NOTHING without KIFFIN and LSU. PLAIN & SIMPLE!!!!!! TIGER BAIT!!!

What is really sad? He actually believes what he posted.
Posted by That LSU Guy
The boys are back in town.
Member since Jul 2008
16147 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:22 pm to
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That isn’t the first time Kiffin has held a penis.


Seeing that he's a guy...
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25768 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:23 pm to
In his mouth till the swelling goes down.
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