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What happens if aggy loses to GameCucks?

Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:23 pm
Posted by Monsusta
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:23 pm
Does Jimbo get fired this weekend?
Riots all over Collie Station?
TexAgs site crashes?

Jimbo fires the OC or DC?
Jimbo gets a contract extension?
Jimbo gets hair extensions?

Reveille gets shaved??????



This post was edited on 10/24/23 at 1:25 pm
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:26 pm to
There will be a heck of a lot of flak caught by us, and we will be angry for days and not post all that much, and then we'll be fine.

And SCAR doesn't have a chance. They can't score a rushing TD against the Maroon Goons, and the D-Line will eat Rattler alive.
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:32 pm to
My best guess is their record will be 4-4
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:33 pm to
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My best guess is their record will be 4-4

Very astute of you, friend.
Posted by Monsusta
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Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:37 pm to
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TD against the Maroon Goons


WTF is a Maroon Goon?

I googled it and came back with a weight lifting company with this logo.

Posted by G I Jeaux
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:42 pm to
Jimbobo has to return the national championship trophy that he was given when hired.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:43 pm to
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Jimbo has to return the national championship trophy that he was given when hired.

He never should have gotten it...that was a stupid thing to do. We deserve flak for that.
Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 2:23 pm to
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They can't score a rushing TD against the Maroon Goons,


The Maroon Goons was a nickname the O Line gave themselves back when they were good.

No one scores a rushing TD against the opponants O Line.

Although based on recent results, if any O Line could give up a rushing TD to the other team, it would probably be ours.
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10849 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 2:26 pm to
Even with a poor record, at least Jimbo has been able to say we consistently beat our biggest rival. A loss to SC might be the last nail in the coffin.
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 2:33 pm to
They will slaughter us. Their defensive line is a terrible matchup for us
Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5515 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 2:35 pm to
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What happens if aggy loses to GameCucks?


Posted by GoblinGuide
Member since Nov 2017
1804 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 2:42 pm to
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What happens if aggy loses to GameCucks?


Same thing that would happen if your Momma had swallowed you like she should have. The world would be a better place.
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Member since Sep 2019
15372 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Even with a poor record, at least Jimbo has been able to say we consistently beat our biggest rival.
And who would that be?
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
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Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 2:51 pm to
Hilarity, absolute Hilarity
Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
3441 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 3:45 pm to
I would call it another fall Saturday.
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 3:53 pm to
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and then we'll be fine




Hokay
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6037 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 3:59 pm to
Tamu doesn't care if they win or lose
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 4:09 pm to
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And who would that be?


More confusing than Father’s Day in the hood.
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
16057 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 4:21 pm to
This thread is how I know no one else watches South Carolina. But hell why would you? I don't even.
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10849 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 5:30 pm to
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And who would that be?


South Carolina has been our biggest rival for 11 years, where have you been?
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