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We comin, Rebs. Prepare thy anus
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:51 pm
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:51 pm
Batten down the hatches…the Harstorm is blowing through Oxford on Saturday
Offense
QB rating: 113.17 (14th SEC, 114th nationally)
Passing offense: 218.8 YPG (11th, 97th)
Yards per pass attempt: 7.3 YPA (T-10th, T-78th)
Rushing offense: 148.17 YPG (10th, 75th)
Yards per rush attempt: 4.12 (13th, 76th)
Scoring offense: 20.3 PPG (14th, T-112th)
Total offense: 367.0 YPG (12th, 94th)
Points per play: 0.231 (14th, 120th)
Points per drive: 1.28 (14th, 116th)
Third-down conversions: 32.93% (14th, 112th)
Red-zone TD rate: 61.11% (10th, T-61st)
Explosive passing plays (30-plus yards): 9 (T-6th, T-42nd)
Explosive rushing plays (20-plus yards): 9 (T-7th, T-38th)
Sacks allowed: 13 (T-9th, T-78th)
Tackles for loss allowed: 36 (T-9th, T-94th)
Fumbles lost: 5 (T-7th, T-96th)
Defense
Total defense: 359.8 YPG (9th SEC, 56th nationally)
Opposing passer rating: 116.79 (6th, 28th)
Opposing completion percentage: 59.7% (10th, T-59th)
Passing yards: 196.0 YPG (8th, 32nd)
Rushing yards: 163.83 YPG (11th, T-92nd)
Yards per carry: 4.35 YPC (10th, T-91st)
Scoring defense: 25.0 PPG (10th, T-60th)
Points per play allowed: 0.382 (9th, 65th)
Points per drive allowed: 2.00 (7th, 47th)
Third-down conversions: 38.10% (10th, T-69th)
Red-zone TD rate: 66.67% (T-12th, T-91st)
Explosive passing plays allowed (30-plus yards): 5 (T-2nd, T-16th)
Explosive rushing plays allowed (20-plus yards): 9 (T-10th, T-92nd)
Sacks: 12 (T-7th, T-61st)
Tackles for loss: 30 (T-9th, T-83rd)
Interceptions: 1 (14th, T-123rd)
Recovered fumbles: 3 (T-9th, T-68th)
Offense
QB rating: 113.17 (14th SEC, 114th nationally)
Passing offense: 218.8 YPG (11th, 97th)
Yards per pass attempt: 7.3 YPA (T-10th, T-78th)
Rushing offense: 148.17 YPG (10th, 75th)
Yards per rush attempt: 4.12 (13th, 76th)
Scoring offense: 20.3 PPG (14th, T-112th)
Total offense: 367.0 YPG (12th, 94th)
Points per play: 0.231 (14th, 120th)
Points per drive: 1.28 (14th, 116th)
Third-down conversions: 32.93% (14th, 112th)
Red-zone TD rate: 61.11% (10th, T-61st)
Explosive passing plays (30-plus yards): 9 (T-6th, T-42nd)
Explosive rushing plays (20-plus yards): 9 (T-7th, T-38th)
Sacks allowed: 13 (T-9th, T-78th)
Tackles for loss allowed: 36 (T-9th, T-94th)
Fumbles lost: 5 (T-7th, T-96th)
Defense
Total defense: 359.8 YPG (9th SEC, 56th nationally)
Opposing passer rating: 116.79 (6th, 28th)
Opposing completion percentage: 59.7% (10th, T-59th)
Passing yards: 196.0 YPG (8th, 32nd)
Rushing yards: 163.83 YPG (11th, T-92nd)
Yards per carry: 4.35 YPC (10th, T-91st)
Scoring defense: 25.0 PPG (10th, T-60th)
Points per play allowed: 0.382 (9th, 65th)
Points per drive allowed: 2.00 (7th, 47th)
Third-down conversions: 38.10% (10th, T-69th)
Red-zone TD rate: 66.67% (T-12th, T-91st)
Explosive passing plays allowed (30-plus yards): 5 (T-2nd, T-16th)
Explosive rushing plays allowed (20-plus yards): 9 (T-10th, T-92nd)
Sacks: 12 (T-7th, T-61st)
Tackles for loss: 30 (T-9th, T-83rd)
Interceptions: 1 (14th, T-123rd)
Recovered fumbles: 3 (T-9th, T-68th)
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:53 pm to TailbackU
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We comin, Rebs. Prepare thy anus
Are you guys offering to kiss it?
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:54 pm to TailbackU
Oh yeah, we comin’…
…to get our shite collectively pushed in.
…to get our shite collectively pushed in.
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:55 pm to TailbackU
I didn’t realize it was THAT bad.
Thanks
Thanks

Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:03 pm to TailbackU
Wow, that's pretty amazing.
Auburn has recruited well. Are there a ton of injuries? Does the QB suck? Is it all coaching? Wtf
Auburn has recruited well. Are there a ton of injuries? Does the QB suck? Is it all coaching? Wtf
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:05 pm to TailbackU
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Prepare thy anus
Very Aggy
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:09 pm to TailbackU
Both gay and delusional, that’s quite a combo.
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:11 pm to MullenBoys
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Auburn has recruited well. Are there a ton of injuries? Does the QB suck? Is it all coaching? Wtf
With a few exceptions we have very little talent or SEC depth, coupled with poor fundamentals, and piss poor scheme. We might have the worst offensive line in all of the Power 5 (not even hyperbole) and what’s worse they are all upper classmen.
Other than that, how was the play, Mrs Lincoln?
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:12 pm to KirbySmartass
I think you have already cum and gone.
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:16 pm to TailbackU
This is like something we would post when Luke was coach.
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:18 pm to TailbackU
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Other than that, how was the play, Mrs Lincoln?

I have not watched any Auburn football this year. Seen everyone else multiple times. Seems like there is always something going on when you guys play.
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:19 pm to MullenBoys
I mean LSU spotted them 17 points and they still lost.
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:22 pm to TailbackU
None of this matters. Auburn generally has Ole Miss’s number.


This post was edited on 10/11/22 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:34 pm to Poker Dough
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We comin

Our passing game

Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:38 pm to TailbackU
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With a few exceptions we have very little talent or SEC depth, coupled with poor fundamentals, and piss poor scheme
Damn.... This sounds like some OM teams I've known and loved. Hang in there bud. You will always have a chance to frick up a Bama perfect season and that's something to look forward to
Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:45 pm to Saskwatch
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a chance to frick up a Bama perfect season

Posted on 10/11/22 at 11:05 pm to TailbackU
I’m sorry y’all are having to deal with such a shite show. Those numbers are quite impressively bad.
Auburn is the only West team I generally have no animosity for. I wish you no ill will and hope you get things righted.
Good luck going forward, please do not steal our coach.
Auburn is the only West team I generally have no animosity for. I wish you no ill will and hope you get things righted.
Good luck going forward, please do not steal our coach.
This post was edited on 10/11/22 at 11:06 pm
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