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Posted on 8/28/26 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 8/28/26 at 2:32 pm
As the losses start to pile up, Tiger Stadium is going to slowly start to melt away. It's not going to be pretty, but it's also going to be amazing.
I foresee Hick Man Landry calling out the national guard when LSU's early season culminates with a loss to A&M again in Tiger Stadium.
After LSU's third loss of the season, to Ole Miss, they will put all their nutria in one net and place all their hopes and dreams on finally avenging the A&M loss.
Of course, they are going to lose again and A&M is going to desecrate their hallowed ground for the 2nd year in a row and coonasses are going to go ape-shite.
Intellectually, their fanbase is not equipped to process what will be happening and the fans will rampage.
Kiffin will be hiding in a tall building again trying to escape and, like always, the joke is going to be on LSU.
I foresee Hick Man Landry calling out the national guard when LSU's early season culminates with a loss to A&M again in Tiger Stadium.
After LSU's third loss of the season, to Ole Miss, they will put all their nutria in one net and place all their hopes and dreams on finally avenging the A&M loss.
Of course, they are going to lose again and A&M is going to desecrate their hallowed ground for the 2nd year in a row and coonasses are going to go ape-shite.
Intellectually, their fanbase is not equipped to process what will be happening and the fans will rampage.
Kiffin will be hiding in a tall building again trying to escape and, like always, the joke is going to be on LSU.
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Posted on 8/28/26 at 2:33 pm to Tusk Tide
Posted on 8/28/26 at 2:34 pm to Tusk Tide
Another crying gump created an alter to post his wishes about LSU. 
Posted on 8/28/26 at 2:35 pm to Tusk Tide
Keep us posted, Altie.
Although it won't be on this account.
Although it won't be on this account.
Posted on 8/28/26 at 2:35 pm to Tusk Tide
Looking at those artistic renderings, I'm reminded that the good part is that there will be no spectator injuries, because the stadium will be cleared out well before the 4th quarter.
Posted on 8/28/26 at 2:39 pm to Tusk Tide
Posted on 8/28/26 at 2:48 pm to Tusk Tide
Oh the wishcasting on here....its so unbecoming. Do better.
Posted on 8/28/26 at 2:52 pm to Tusk Tide
I can't fathom what how big of a loser you have to be to make an alter just to post some AI photo slop.
Posted on 8/28/26 at 2:53 pm to Tusk Tide
Thabk you for your concern
Silly gump
Silly gump
Posted on 8/28/26 at 3:17 pm to paperwasp
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Looking at those artistic renderings, I'm reminded that the good part is that there will be no spectator injuries, because the stadium will be cleared out well before the 4th quarter.
There is always a silver lining.
Posted on 8/28/26 at 3:26 pm to captdalton
The LA Tech loss is going to start the cascade of total destruction and mayhem. They expect to lose to Clemson. They'll rationalize that one away.
Then comes the face-plant against LA Tech and the knives are going to come out. The loss to Ole Miss is going to put them in a state of catatonic disbelief after realizing they are 0-3.
When A&M claims ownership of their stadium again, the violence against innocent bystanders on the streets and A&M families who came to the game will begin.
The game will be over around 7 O'clock, as the sun starts to fade over the levees. Expect massive upheaval while Kiffin speaks from a secure bunker as he pleads for the coonasses to be reasonable.
Saban will have to be called in to calm their nerves and bring them back to their senses and tells them to settle the frick down. He is their daddy, after-all.
Then comes the face-plant against LA Tech and the knives are going to come out. The loss to Ole Miss is going to put them in a state of catatonic disbelief after realizing they are 0-3.
When A&M claims ownership of their stadium again, the violence against innocent bystanders on the streets and A&M families who came to the game will begin.
The game will be over around 7 O'clock, as the sun starts to fade over the levees. Expect massive upheaval while Kiffin speaks from a secure bunker as he pleads for the coonasses to be reasonable.
Saban will have to be called in to calm their nerves and bring them back to their senses and tells them to settle the frick down. He is their daddy, after-all.
Posted on 8/28/26 at 3:29 pm to Tusk Tide
Whose alter can this be. 
Posted on 8/28/26 at 3:29 pm to dstone12
Good catch! 
Posted on 8/28/26 at 3:37 pm to Tusk Tide
Only program more afraid of LSU than Ole Miss is 100% Bama. They had their fun in the sun. Now it's over, especially with Lane at LSU. And they absolutely know this.
Posted on 8/28/26 at 4:54 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
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Only program more afraid of LSU than Ole Miss is 100% Bama. They had their fun in the sun. Now it's over, especially with Lane at LSU. And they absolutely know this.
Whoa, wait a second. My thread was just good fun among dear friends. We are all good friends here on SEC Rant and friends give each other a hard time in good spirit.
But you are talking crazy like your brain doesn't work. 100% Bama isn't afraid of any team, much less a perennial loser like LSU.
The only time, ever, that LSU has a chance against Bama is against 50% or 60% Bama, when a bunch of key players are out.
Posted on 8/28/26 at 5:01 pm to Tusk Tide
I’ll be the first to say after all the bragging and hubris in the off season, if lsu loses to Clemson this place will look like that last photo lmao
Posted on 8/28/26 at 5:01 pm to Tusk Tide
don't forget. you are stuck with DeBoer!
Posted on 8/28/26 at 5:11 pm to dstone12
AI Slop
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