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re: Too Classic not to share. FSU Football tweeted fans to #askjameis
Posted on 8/11/14 at 8:17 am to LesMiles BFF
Posted on 8/11/14 at 8:17 am to LesMiles BFF
Oh man 
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 8:34 am to skrayper
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I look for the following:
Fresh produce
A good meat department/butcher
A good pharmacy
That is good an all but my criteria is a little different
1) Do they sell Dukes?
2) Egg salad / Deviled egg selection
3) Local / regional beverage selection
4) Quality of lamb and pork products
5) Variety of RC Cola, Moon Pie, and Pork Rinds on shelves
6) Hotness of checkout girls
7) Old age of cooks at the lunch buffet section
8) Have I been hunting or fishing with the butcher
9) Do they sell local and regional produce like fresh okra and greens
10) Quality of dating prospects encountered while shopping
Posted on 8/11/14 at 8:37 am to BIGJLAW
FSU fans are all in with Winston.
They give zero fricks about his sexual deviance (running trains with friends and voyeurism) or his thieving ways. They still want his autograph and to cup his balls. FSU keeps parading him around like he's a great ambassador for the school. Meanwhile, they tell me that I'm jealous and they laugh. In actuality, I pity their position because they really don't care about anything other than winning any longer. They used to pretend.
They give zero fricks about his sexual deviance (running trains with friends and voyeurism) or his thieving ways. They still want his autograph and to cup his balls. FSU keeps parading him around like he's a great ambassador for the school. Meanwhile, they tell me that I'm jealous and they laugh. In actuality, I pity their position because they really don't care about anything other than winning any longer. They used to pretend.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 8:49 am to roadGator
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FSU fans are all in with Winston. They give zero fricks about his sexual deviance (running trains with friends and voyeurism) or his thieving ways. They still want his autograph and to cup his balls. FSU keeps parading him around like he's a great ambassador for the school. Meanwhile, they tell me that I'm jealous and they laugh. In actuality, I pity their position because they really don't care about anything other than winning any longer. They used to pretend.
Welcome to AU fans' lives, living in the state of Alabama. At least Winston is a player. Tide fans want to cup ole Harvey's balls because he committed a felony.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 9:06 am to scrooster
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Or else they failed to read all of the questions that were asked.
I think maybe their comprehension is just a little, uh...low. same folks just wrote the phrase "sarcastic attempts at humor". odd way of admitting the questions were funny dont ya think?
Posted on 8/11/14 at 9:19 am to jvilletiger25
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Welcome to AU fans' lives, living in the state of Alabama. At least Winston is a player. Tide fans want to cup ole Harvey's balls because he committed a felony.
Try and get Cam's nuts off your chin.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 9:23 am to jvilletiger25
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Welcome to AU fans' lives, living in the state of Alabama. At least Winston is a player. Tide fans want to cup ole Harvey's balls because he committed a felony.
And ITAT Aubs want to believe this.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 9:24 am to skrayper
Posted on 8/11/14 at 9:24 am to skrayper
Calm down children, and let's get back to the point of this thread:
Hating Jameis Winston and FSU.
Hating Jameis Winston and FSU.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 9:33 am to roadGator
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FSU fans are all in with Winston.
They give zero fricks about his sexual deviance (running trains with friends and voyeurism) or his thieving ways. They still want his autograph and to cup his balls. FSU keeps parading him around like he's a great ambassador for the school. Meanwhile, they tell me that I'm jealous and they laugh. In actuality, I pity their position because they really don't care about anything other than winning any longer. They used to pretend.
He has done wonders for Johnny Manziel. Johnny looks like he is a Rhodes scholar studying for the priesthood compared to Winston. #ThanksJameis
Posted on 8/11/14 at 9:48 am to scrooster
:rotflmao:
Posted on 8/11/14 at 10:00 am to roadGator
quote:UF knows the feeling from when urbs ran the show.
FSU fans are all in with Winston.
They give zero fricks about his sexual deviance (running trains with friends and voyeurism) or his thieving ways. They still want his autograph and to cup his balls. FSU keeps parading him around like he's a great ambassador for the school. Meanwhile, they tell me that I'm jealous and they laugh. In actuality, I pity their position because they really don't care about anything other than winning any longer. They used to pretend.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 10:35 am to aggressor
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He has done wonders for Johnny Manziel. Johnny looks like he is a Rhodes scholar studying for the priesthood compared to Winston. #ThanksJameis
Apples to uranges .... as Jameis would say.
JFF wasn't criminal.
Jameis is a tPOS.
I can only imagine what the questions might have been like if A&M had gone on twitter and asked #askJFF
Posted on 8/11/14 at 10:37 am to scrooster
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JFF wasn't criminal.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 10:43 am to scrooster
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Did you plan the crab legs theft so we'd forget about the rape? Cause that would be genius, evil but genius. #AskJameis
Posted on 8/11/14 at 10:49 am to scrooster
At work trying to hold it in but
finally did it!
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Luke Boeche ?@LBoeche 5m
#AskJameis if a ten newton mass is placed on a teeter-totter and the fulcrum is place 5 cm from that side, how did you take those crab legs?
finally did it!
Posted on 8/11/14 at 11:18 am to Wardamnbulldog
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Clay Travis ? @ClayTravisBGID
Follow
Maybe the Tallahassee police can hop on #AskJameis and finally question him.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 11:36 am to skrayper
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Maybe the Tallahassee police can hop on #AskJameis and finally question him.
I normally don't like to give the bearded douchenozzle any credit but that is one solid tweet there.
Posted on 8/11/14 at 11:39 am to scrooster
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Chris H (59-57) ?? ?@BamaChilld28 · 30m
#AskJameis Which had a more profound impact on American antiBritish sentiment, the 1765 Stamp Act or the 1766 Declaratory Act? Cite examples
Posted on 8/11/14 at 11:44 am to RECConspiracy
quote:Travis is still a bearded douche. No credit given.
I normally don't like to give the bearded douchenozzle any credit but that is one solid tweet there.
This is the greatest PR backfire in history.
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