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Too Classic not to share. FSU Football tweeted fans to #askjameis
Posted on 8/10/14 at 10:49 am
Posted on 8/10/14 at 10:49 am
This will go down as one of the all-time biggest derps in the history of twitter. @FSU_Football asked fans who had a question for Jameis Winston to tweet their question with #askjameis
Naturally, some SEC fans, et al, obliged:
It goes on forever ... here are a few:
natthedem ?@natthedem · 5m
Your football success has allowed you to escape punishment for rape and theft. What crime will you try and get away with next? #AskJameis
Tyler Dawgden ?@TylerDawgden · 5m
What are the benefits of picking Publix over Kroger for crab legs? #AskJameis
STEVE HUFF ?@SteveHuff · 5m
How did adherence to the Schlieffen plan in World War I ultimately lead to the horrors of trench warfare? #AskJameis
Clay Travis ?@ClayTravisBGID · 6m
Maybe the Tallahassee police can hop on #AskJameis and finally question him.
LostLettermen.com ?@LostLettermen · 6m
FSU's #AskJameis campaign has a bad, terrible, no good idea: LINK … pic.twitter.com/Re6xJi4RTN
Steve Spurrier ?@OldHBC · 6m
#AskJameis would you rather...
- Win back to back Heisman?
OR...
- Have free crab legs for life?
Layla ?@Anti_twatwaffle · 6m
This #AskJameis is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. On one hand, I want someone to get sacked. On the other, I hope this never ends.
Spartacus ?@Texans_for_Tide · 7m
If you steal 5 lbs of crab legs one week, and 6 the next. How many girls did you sexual assault? #AskJameis
Josh Lane ?@JLProductions3 · 7m
Thank you #AskJameis for the morning entertainment & PR lesson.
Chuck DeBleu ?@DeBleuMan · 7m
I bet reading all the #AskJameis responses would really hurt Jameis Winston's feelings. Luckily, he has no idea how to read.
CHIVE arse TURKEY ?@BirdLawDS · 7m
#AskJameis Can you pick me up some lobster tails?
Clemson Tom ?@ClemsonTom · 8m
When will the FSU social media guru just delete their initial tweet and say they were hacked? #AskJameis
Radi Nabulsi ?@RadiNabulsi · 11m
That #AskJameis social media idea at FSU has been entertaining as hell. Stuff like that makes Twitter great.
For us.
Not for FSU.
Nor Jameis.
Jeremy Fowler ?@JFowlerCBS · 15m
Reminder #1,386: Asking Twitter to ask you anything is never, ever a good idea #AskJameis
Clay Travis ?@ClayTravisBGID · 20m
FSU decided to let Jameis Winston answer questions on Twitter at #AskJameis. It has not gone well. Check it out.
Stewart Mandel ?@slmandel · 21m
This is not going well. RT @FSU_Football: #Noles Fans: Do you have a question for our starting QB Jameis Winston? Tweet us using #AskJameis.
Clemson Tom ?@ClemsonTom · 25m
This whole #AskJameis on twitter is an epic fail. Just search for it and see what people are sending FSU. It's hilarious
Chris H (59-57) ?? ?@BamaChilld28 · 28m
#AskJameis Was the US, the USSR, or Cuba more to blame for the Cuban missile crisis? What impact did it have on U.S.-Soviet relations?
Cade Anderson ?@nosrednAedaC 2m
#AskJameis Should I steal farm-raised or organic crab legs for my date? and is it ok to assault a woman if we arent "Facebook Official"?
Chris H (59-57) ?? ?@BamaChilld28 · 30m
#AskJameis Which had a more profound impact on American antiBritish sentiment, the 1765 Stamp Act or the 1766 Declaratory Act? Cite examples
Mayhem ?@mrmayhem75 4m
#AskJameis Can you, in fact, turn a ho into a housewife?
Luke Boeche ?@LBoeche 5m
#AskJameis if a ten newton mass is placed on a teeter-totter and the fulcrum is place 5 cm from that side, how did you take those crab legs?
Chris H (59-57) ?? ?@BamaChilld28 · 31m
#AskJameis Analyze the reasons for escalating anti-British sentiment in the American colonies during the prewar decade from 1765 to 1775.
Around The SEC ?@AroundTheSEC 57m
Have at it SEC fans. "@FSU_Football: #Noles Fans: Do you have a question for our starting QB Jameis Winston? Tweet us using #AskJameis."
Naturally, some SEC fans, et al, obliged:
It goes on forever ... here are a few:
natthedem ?@natthedem · 5m
Your football success has allowed you to escape punishment for rape and theft. What crime will you try and get away with next? #AskJameis
Tyler Dawgden ?@TylerDawgden · 5m
What are the benefits of picking Publix over Kroger for crab legs? #AskJameis
STEVE HUFF ?@SteveHuff · 5m
How did adherence to the Schlieffen plan in World War I ultimately lead to the horrors of trench warfare? #AskJameis
Clay Travis ?@ClayTravisBGID · 6m
Maybe the Tallahassee police can hop on #AskJameis and finally question him.
LostLettermen.com ?@LostLettermen · 6m
FSU's #AskJameis campaign has a bad, terrible, no good idea: LINK … pic.twitter.com/Re6xJi4RTN
Steve Spurrier ?@OldHBC · 6m
#AskJameis would you rather...
- Win back to back Heisman?
OR...
- Have free crab legs for life?
Layla ?@Anti_twatwaffle · 6m
This #AskJameis is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. On one hand, I want someone to get sacked. On the other, I hope this never ends.
Spartacus ?@Texans_for_Tide · 7m
If you steal 5 lbs of crab legs one week, and 6 the next. How many girls did you sexual assault? #AskJameis
Josh Lane ?@JLProductions3 · 7m
Thank you #AskJameis for the morning entertainment & PR lesson.
Chuck DeBleu ?@DeBleuMan · 7m
I bet reading all the #AskJameis responses would really hurt Jameis Winston's feelings. Luckily, he has no idea how to read.
CHIVE arse TURKEY ?@BirdLawDS · 7m
#AskJameis Can you pick me up some lobster tails?
Clemson Tom ?@ClemsonTom · 8m
When will the FSU social media guru just delete their initial tweet and say they were hacked? #AskJameis
Radi Nabulsi ?@RadiNabulsi · 11m
That #AskJameis social media idea at FSU has been entertaining as hell. Stuff like that makes Twitter great.
For us.
Not for FSU.
Nor Jameis.
Jeremy Fowler ?@JFowlerCBS · 15m
Reminder #1,386: Asking Twitter to ask you anything is never, ever a good idea #AskJameis
Clay Travis ?@ClayTravisBGID · 20m
FSU decided to let Jameis Winston answer questions on Twitter at #AskJameis. It has not gone well. Check it out.
Stewart Mandel ?@slmandel · 21m
This is not going well. RT @FSU_Football: #Noles Fans: Do you have a question for our starting QB Jameis Winston? Tweet us using #AskJameis.
Clemson Tom ?@ClemsonTom · 25m
This whole #AskJameis on twitter is an epic fail. Just search for it and see what people are sending FSU. It's hilarious
Chris H (59-57) ?? ?@BamaChilld28 · 28m
#AskJameis Was the US, the USSR, or Cuba more to blame for the Cuban missile crisis? What impact did it have on U.S.-Soviet relations?
Cade Anderson ?@nosrednAedaC 2m
#AskJameis Should I steal farm-raised or organic crab legs for my date? and is it ok to assault a woman if we arent "Facebook Official"?
Chris H (59-57) ?? ?@BamaChilld28 · 30m
#AskJameis Which had a more profound impact on American antiBritish sentiment, the 1765 Stamp Act or the 1766 Declaratory Act? Cite examples
Mayhem ?@mrmayhem75 4m
#AskJameis Can you, in fact, turn a ho into a housewife?
Luke Boeche ?@LBoeche 5m
#AskJameis if a ten newton mass is placed on a teeter-totter and the fulcrum is place 5 cm from that side, how did you take those crab legs?
Chris H (59-57) ?? ?@BamaChilld28 · 31m
#AskJameis Analyze the reasons for escalating anti-British sentiment in the American colonies during the prewar decade from 1765 to 1775.
Around The SEC ?@AroundTheSEC 57m
Have at it SEC fans. "@FSU_Football: #Noles Fans: Do you have a question for our starting QB Jameis Winston? Tweet us using #AskJameis."
This post was edited on 8/10/14 at 11:44 am
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Posted on 8/10/14 at 10:50 am to scrooster
Some of those are excellent.
Posted on 8/10/14 at 10:52 am to AUCE05
quote:
Some of those are excellent.
Oh hell, there are literally thousands of them. Twitter is gonna crash.
Posted on 8/10/14 at 10:53 am to scrooster
Someone follows Chilld
Posted on 8/10/14 at 10:55 am to 870Hog
quote:
Someone follows Chilld
Or perhaps someone just knows how to use twitter search?
Retweeted by ESPN CollegeFootball
FSU Football ?@FSU_Football 1h
#Noles Fans: Do you have a question for our starting QB Jameis Winston? Tweet us using #AskJameis.
Twitter Search: #AskJameis
Brad Pittsburgh ?@brad_pittsburgh 3m
What do you enjoy taking advantage of more, opposing secondaries or women? #AskJameis
Ryan ?@ClutchLikeMJ 4m
I know you love bebe guns did you ever shoot your eye out? #AskJameis
#90sBabyFollowTrain ?@_ROBintheHOOD 5m
Favorite receiver, Rashaad Greene or unconsenting white women #askjameis
natthedem ?@natthedem 6m
Ben Roethlisberger has been able to leverage his popularity to escape rape charges and win a Superbowl. Is he your role model? #AskJameis
Michael Monday™ ?@monday40 8m
Best size pants to wear while stuffing crab legs in and still be comfortable? GO! #AskJameis
Gators ?? ?@Yodez55 1h
.@FSU_Football #AskJameis when a girl says no, what's the best way to sexually assault her and not get arrested for it? #Rapist
POM ?@EGOT4Life 1h
@GoIrishGlory Jameis, what other places of business should allow customers to walk out without paying? Banks, gun stores, zoos? #askjameis
Eric J Blackerby ?@EricBlackerby 26s
Who should be fired first? Fredi Gonzalez, Barack Obama, or your PR person? #AskJameis #RollTide
Justin Time ?@justinberry98 1m
#AskJameis WE SCRONG?
James ?@JamesMGutin 1m
If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? #askjameis
This post was edited on 8/10/14 at 11:01 am
Posted on 8/10/14 at 10:56 am to 870Hog
quote:
Someone follows Chilld
:raiseshand:
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:03 am to scrooster
Pretty damn childish, if you ask me.
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:04 am to gatorhata9
Josiah Shindler ?@J_Shindler 6m
#AskJameis Is it true FSU has a play called the Crab Leg Shuffle where you run like you stole something?
Teresa ?@2Teresa 2m
Which did you find harder to open, the legs of the crabs or the non-consenting women? #AskJameis
??? Wright is Wro?g! ?@ILLBeDamnItsWes 3m
There are 2 crab legs. 1 is traveling from Florida at 70MPH & other 1 is traveling from Georgia at 50 MPH. Which 1 gets to TN 1st #AskJameis
Evil Gary Kubiak ?@EvilGaryKubiak 4m
#AskJameis do you plan on staying at #FSU your senior year? And also if I cook 8 crab legs and give 3 away how many left to be stolen?
Phil N. Groovy ?@Phil_Indablank 4m
Do you know the muffin man? #AskJameis
ut-tailgaters ?@uttailgaters 4m
Do you think FSU should fire their PR guy? #AskJameis
HashTag Plus ?@hashtagplus 5m
New post: "Florida State's #AskJameis Winston hashtag goes horribly wrong - USA TODAY" LINK
#AskJameis Is it true FSU has a play called the Crab Leg Shuffle where you run like you stole something?
Teresa ?@2Teresa 2m
Which did you find harder to open, the legs of the crabs or the non-consenting women? #AskJameis
??? Wright is Wro?g! ?@ILLBeDamnItsWes 3m
There are 2 crab legs. 1 is traveling from Florida at 70MPH & other 1 is traveling from Georgia at 50 MPH. Which 1 gets to TN 1st #AskJameis
Evil Gary Kubiak ?@EvilGaryKubiak 4m
#AskJameis do you plan on staying at #FSU your senior year? And also if I cook 8 crab legs and give 3 away how many left to be stolen?
Phil N. Groovy ?@Phil_Indablank 4m
Do you know the muffin man? #AskJameis
ut-tailgaters ?@uttailgaters 4m
Do you think FSU should fire their PR guy? #AskJameis
HashTag Plus ?@hashtagplus 5m
New post: "Florida State's #AskJameis Winston hashtag goes horribly wrong - USA TODAY" LINK
This post was edited on 8/10/14 at 11:06 am
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:05 am to scrooster
quote:
Eric J Blackerby ?@EricBlackerby 26s
Who should be fired first? Fredi Gonzalez, Barack Obama, or your PR person? #AskJameis #RollTide
Now this is a tough question.
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:07 am to Pavoloco83
James ?@JamesMGutin 7m
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? #AskJameis
TopTrends WORLDWIDE ?@TopTrendWW 1m
TT WW 18:07
1.#AskJameis
2.#secimFoxtaizlenir
3.#ErdoganTarihYaziyor
4.#5HVMAAnnouncement
5.360SecimYasagni Delmis
6.#NuncaEsTardePara
BAD arse BRENT ?@BADASSBRENTV 9m
@FSUfootball IS IT TRUE THAT DOAK CAMPBELL WILL BE NOW KNOWN AS JAMEIS CRAB SHACK? #AskJameis
Chris Farris ?@cfarris10 10m
What is the most scrong crab in the animal kingdom? #AskJameis
Matt Licher ?@mattlicher 11m
The #AskJameis tweets will be the best thing you read all day ??
Mick Minn ?@TheRealMugatu 11m
If you gone do it big, do you HAVE to do it big den? #AskJameis
Justin ?@Coleybama 11m
Who shot Kennedy? Did you! #AskJameis
Tyler Whittington ?@twhitter_55 12m
#AskJameis If I scrawng, and you scrawng, is WE SCRAWNG?? If we gone do it, we gone do it big den. #whodecidedthiswasagoodidea
Alex Clay ?@amclay5 14m
#AskJameis is single handedly the greatest thing to ever happen to the Twitter world ??
Cecilia Luna ?@cecilunaaa 16m
#AskJameis this is the greatest hashtag I've ever seen ?????? go gata
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? #AskJameis
TopTrends WORLDWIDE ?@TopTrendWW 1m
TT WW 18:07
1.#AskJameis
2.#secimFoxtaizlenir
3.#ErdoganTarihYaziyor
4.#5HVMAAnnouncement
5.360SecimYasagni Delmis
6.#NuncaEsTardePara
BAD arse BRENT ?@BADASSBRENTV 9m
@FSUfootball IS IT TRUE THAT DOAK CAMPBELL WILL BE NOW KNOWN AS JAMEIS CRAB SHACK? #AskJameis
Chris Farris ?@cfarris10 10m
What is the most scrong crab in the animal kingdom? #AskJameis
Matt Licher ?@mattlicher 11m
The #AskJameis tweets will be the best thing you read all day ??
Mick Minn ?@TheRealMugatu 11m
If you gone do it big, do you HAVE to do it big den? #AskJameis
Justin ?@Coleybama 11m
Who shot Kennedy? Did you! #AskJameis
Tyler Whittington ?@twhitter_55 12m
#AskJameis If I scrawng, and you scrawng, is WE SCRAWNG?? If we gone do it, we gone do it big den. #whodecidedthiswasagoodidea
Alex Clay ?@amclay5 14m
#AskJameis is single handedly the greatest thing to ever happen to the Twitter world ??
Cecilia Luna ?@cecilunaaa 16m
#AskJameis this is the greatest hashtag I've ever seen ?????? go gata
This post was edited on 8/10/14 at 11:14 am
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:08 am to scrooster
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Chris H (59-57) ?? ?@BamaChilld28 · 28m
#AskJameis Was the US, the USSR, or Cuba more to blame for the Cuban missile crisis? What impact did it have on U.S.-Soviet relations?
Chris H (59-57) ?? ?@BamaChilld28 · 30m
#AskJameis Which had a more profound impact on American antiBritish sentiment, the 1765 Stamp Act or the 1766 Declaratory Act? Cite examples
Chris H (59-57) ?? ?@BamaChilld28 · 31m
#AskJameis Analyze the reasons for escalating anti-British sentiment in the American colonies during the prewar decade from 1765 to 1775.
what's his alter on this site?
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:09 am to scrooster
quote:
Spartacus ?@Texans_for_Tide · 7m
If you steal 5 lbs of crab legs one week, and 6 the next. How many girls did you sexual assault? #AskJameis
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:10 am to diddydirtyAubie
Yeah, I remember him posting a ton here. Did he get banned?
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:12 am to brucevilanch
quote:
Yeah, I remember him posting a ton here. Did he get banned?
He started his own site and was trying to pick off users from this site. Most of the posters came back to this site in the end.
This post was edited on 8/10/14 at 11:13 am
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:17 am to scrooster
Just 
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:17 am to diddydirtyAubie
This thread is a little hard to predict how many pages.....but I'll just go ahead and say in the late 20s
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:18 am to scrooster
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:18 am to scrooster
Couldn't happen to a nicer group of thugs and their tPOS leader.
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:19 am to diddydirtyAubie
This is hilarious.
Posted on 8/10/14 at 11:20 am to SeaCay
It really is a shame because their coach is one of the better human beings you'll ever meet in your life.
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