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This has to be the biggest bag drop in sports history right?

Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:47 am
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4022 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:47 am
Handed a defending national championship program at a top 10 program 4 years after being TE coach

School does not even hint at performing an honest coaching search

40 million in remaining salary

Fired with cause and now in jail.

He told Mel Tucker hold my beer motherfricka!



Never trust a junkie...
This post was edited on 12/11/25 at 3:01 am
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13155 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:49 am to
First downvote!
Posted by Raoul_Duke
Denton, TX
Member since Nov 2012
719 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:33 am to
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Never trust a junkie...


That’s cute considering Sarkisian is in and out of rehab every year

Better hope his mistress isn’t a state employee after he wrecks his Harley and the common folk find out about it all
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4022 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:16 am to
You clearly don't understand how I feel about that soyjak.
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6031 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:35 am to
Thank God she aborted the hybrid baby
Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
4337 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:36 am to
From penthouse to big house.
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
1295 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:57 am to
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Handed a defending national championship program at a top 10 program 4 years after being TE coach


Speaking of TE coaches. How are Jeff Banks and "Pole Assassin" doing these days? I see he is still monkeying around as a coach for Texas.
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
3346 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 5:23 am to
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Sarkisian is in and out of rehab every year


Don’t forget about their special teams coach being married to a stripper with a monkey
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4022 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 6:16 am to
You idiots likening being an alcoholic philanderer and a horrible family man is akin to assaulting your sidepiece and being jailed are stupid.

Seek help
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
3346 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 6:21 am to
And the monkey attacked a person
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4022 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 6:24 am to
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And the monkey attacked a person


The monkey bit the hand of the kid who put his hand in the cage. There is a reason Pole Assassin did not go to jail. Anymore stupidity you want to drop?
Posted by themetalreb
Mississippi
Member since Sep 2018
6725 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 6:32 am to
This is the most ghetto thread in the history of the tRant…..don’t understand any of it.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135908 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 6:33 am to
Its always the big10
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4022 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 6:46 am to
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Its always the big10


Don't forget the sicko gymnast trainer that abused team USA was Michigan State too
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6746 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 6:49 am to
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Don’t forget about their special teams coach being married to a stripper with a(n ANGRY) monkey

FIFY
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
33149 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 7:20 am to
Pole Assassin is the greatest name in stripper history
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
14175 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 7:42 am to
You're trying really hard to make this about us.


So hard....
Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
5016 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 8:08 am to
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Don't forget the sicko gymnast trainer that abused team USA was Michigan State too


Didnt it come out that Michigan had a creepy trainer/doctor during the Bo Schembeckler years as well?

The state of Michigan has some bad voodoo with it
Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
20291 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 8:34 am to
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the common folk find out

In that case, the "common" folk didn't care. It was the sissy boy AD who got his panties in a wad.
Posted by MosesRAB93
Dallas area
Member since Apr 2014
368 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 8:53 am to
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You idiots likening being an alcoholic philanderer and a horrible family man is akin to assaulting your sidepiece and being jailed are stupid.

Seek help

Whoops, I think they meant your basketball coach!
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