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The state of Texas is a lot like Germany
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:53 am
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:53 am
Soft as hell.
Germany - Don't insult anyone or we call the cops.
Texas - Don't horns down or we will call the commish.
aTm - Don't talk to our players after we lose, it's not fair.
Go to the B1G with this weak shite. You ain't tough enough to be a baw, baw.
Germany - Don't insult anyone or we call the cops.
Texas - Don't horns down or we will call the commish.
aTm - Don't talk to our players after we lose, it's not fair.
Go to the B1G with this weak shite. You ain't tough enough to be a baw, baw.
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Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:58 am to Faurot fodder
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:09 am to Faurot fodder
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Don't horns down or we will call the commish.
Fake news
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:15 am to Faurot fodder
A lot of them settled here for good reason.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:20 am to Faurot fodder
quote:I can see from that statement that you are clueless about Germany. Now the Texas statement may be a different story but do not equate the two.
The state of Texas is a lot like Germany
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:26 am to Faurot fodder
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Go to the B1G with this weak shite. You ain't tough enough to be a baw, baw.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:31 am to Faurot fodder
Didn’t BLM start at Mizzou?
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:39 am to Faurot fodder
Soft as hell.
Germany
Go pick up a History book geez. The German war machines engineering is probably the best the worlds seen since Rome(fun fact German woodlands was the only place in Europe that struck fear into Rome). In WwI planes were gunning themselves down in the air, the bullets would strike the propeller and cause damage to plane The allied solution was……..adding armor plates to make the propeller stronger, it kinda worked but plane and often time pilots would be offer by ricochet bullets. The allies ended up recovering some German plane wreckage where they discovered the Germans solution to the problem was integrating the gun into the propeller and sync it so that the bullets couldn’t strike the propeller at all. Also they’re basically responsible for the manhattan project research. They’re also stereotypically humorless. Soft isn’t how I’d ever describe the German people.
Germany
Go pick up a History book geez. The German war machines engineering is probably the best the worlds seen since Rome(fun fact German woodlands was the only place in Europe that struck fear into Rome). In WwI planes were gunning themselves down in the air, the bullets would strike the propeller and cause damage to plane The allied solution was……..adding armor plates to make the propeller stronger, it kinda worked but plane and often time pilots would be offer by ricochet bullets. The allies ended up recovering some German plane wreckage where they discovered the Germans solution to the problem was integrating the gun into the propeller and sync it so that the bullets couldn’t strike the propeller at all. Also they’re basically responsible for the manhattan project research. They’re also stereotypically humorless. Soft isn’t how I’d ever describe the German people.
This post was edited on 2/21/25 at 8:40 am
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:43 am to Faurot fodder
Most people can't pick out Missouri on a map 
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:45 am to bamabaseballsec
What does any of that have to do with now? Have you been paying attention lately?
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:46 am to Cshaw91
Dealt with
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:47 am to tBrand
Is your football coach pussing out on spring football also fake news?
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:48 am to flagshipuniversity
Have you been paying attention to Germany?
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:50 am to Buster83
Maybe the people of Texas can't, but that's likely because they are stupid. Are you one of those that can't pick it out?
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:51 am to bamabaseballsec
My uncle was among the first troops who arrived at Auschwitz. If I told you some of the things he told me, you wouldn't be so quick to be giving the German war machine so much praise. 
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:55 am to Faurot fodder
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:59 am to TexasOnTop
I was at that game at NRG. It's the only game I can recall where the punter deserved the MVP of the game. Dickson was incredible. No matter where we had the ball, his punts always seemed to land inside the 10.
eta: Decided to look it up.
@ MIZ 36 (33 yard punt downed at the 3)
@ MIZ 49 (40 yard punt fair caught at the 9)
@ TEX 33 (55 yard punt fair caught at the 12)
@ TEX 45 (45 yard punt fair caught at the 10)
@ MIZ 36 (29 yard punt fair caught at the 7)
@ MIZ 36 (33 yard punt downed at the 3)
@ TEX 46 (40 yard punt fair caught at the 14)
@ the 50 (48 yard punt downed at the 2)
@ TEX 32 (58 yard punt out of bounds at the 10)
@ MIZ 38 (34 yard punt downed at the 4)
That is just stupid good.
eta: Decided to look it up.
@ MIZ 36 (33 yard punt downed at the 3)
@ MIZ 49 (40 yard punt fair caught at the 9)
@ TEX 33 (55 yard punt fair caught at the 12)
@ TEX 45 (45 yard punt fair caught at the 10)
@ MIZ 36 (29 yard punt fair caught at the 7)
@ MIZ 36 (33 yard punt downed at the 3)
@ TEX 46 (40 yard punt fair caught at the 14)
@ the 50 (48 yard punt downed at the 2)
@ TEX 32 (58 yard punt out of bounds at the 10)
@ MIZ 38 (34 yard punt downed at the 4)
That is just stupid good.
This post was edited on 2/21/25 at 9:07 am
Posted on 2/21/25 at 8:59 am to Darindawg
That, and it's not really the point. Talking about German fierceness from 80 years ago is like talking about how tough the Mongols are because of Genghis Kahn. Very irrelevant.
The point of all of this is understanding that Texans bring a pussification element that we don't need. Soft as babyshit.
The point of all of this is understanding that Texans bring a pussification element that we don't need. Soft as babyshit.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 9:00 am to TexasOnTop
I see a retarded coach that was hired by a school that promotes dildo culture.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 9:02 am to Faurot fodder
You're from missouri, baw.
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