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re: Thank you, Bama!

Posted on 10/26/26 at 10:37 pm to
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
8671 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 10:37 pm to
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Did Alabama expose Kentucky, or accidentally wake up a monster?


LSU woke up the blue K’s on the rant. All good though. Long suffering fans must be having a blast.
Posted by WildcatsFan76
Member since Sep 2021
531 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 10:37 pm to
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Why is the OP so agitated?


Didn't read the thread, but somehow concluded I'm agitated?

That's impressive. Most people at least pretend to know what they're talking about before offering an opinion.


I'm having a blast. LSU fans just keep providing the entertainment.
Posted by spacecitydude
HTX
Member since Nov 2021
562 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

Somehow you've managed to make LSU's overtime performance look like the second-biggest embarrassment of the season.


This thread is the biggest.

Dude, your football team is good. Act like you belong.
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
8671 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

I didn't read through the thread.

Why is the OP so agitated?


He’s just excited about them being ranked so high. Tough to maintain, but they are having a fun season.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
76706 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 10:40 pm to
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Didn't read the thread, but somehow concluded I'm agitated?

That's impressive. Most people at least pretend to know what they're talking about before offering an opinion.


I'm having a blast. LSU fans just keep providing the entertainment.



So.

Why are you agitated?
Posted by GreenieTiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
1246 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 10:46 pm to
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Dude, your football team is better than you have been in a long time. Act like you belong.
FIFY
Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
3583 posts
Posted on 10/26/26 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

Kentucky ain’t winning anything of note this year
They won a game against LSU.


















Oh wait, you said "of note." I guess you might still be proven right.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17416 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 12:36 am to
quote:

Did Alabama expose Kentucky, or accidentally wake up a monster?





These fricking guys
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1474 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 1:39 am to
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I said "wake up a monster," not "wake a sleeping giant."

It's Halloween week, and SEC Shorts already has Kentucky wearing a Jason mask. Try keeping up.

But I get it. Correcting Kentucky's vocabulary is easier than beating Kentucky at football.

Forget it. Talking down to your level is exhausting.


Sure, most LSU fans may be smug and stupid beyond belief, even when they get beat, but they are arrogant and many of them obsess over talking about sucking dick too.

Try to reason with them and you'll soon discover that coonass don't do 'dat. Coonass run on talk and bravado then flees and surrenders at the first hint of adversity.

The Houma Indians called the ancestors of the posters here by the name pukatoulaki, which means "loud, stupid, shithead with big talk and big mouth who play hidey hide when tomahawks come out".
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1474 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 1:54 am to
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LSU won a national championship in 2019. Respect.

But it's 2026, and your biggest accomplishment this week is reminding Kentucky fans what LSU used to be.

We've never claimed we've been here before. What's your excuse for acting as if you've never lost before?


I'm enjoying watching you verbally beat LSU fans about the head just like Kentucky beat LSU on the field.

The more sense you make, the harder they crash in the replies. If Kentucky does lose to another team this season, look for every coonass here to literally publicly masturbate whichever fan-base and team accomplishes that. It will be embarrassing, but they will revel in the degradation because they are deviant mongrels.

They have no human-like shame. When Clemson beat Alabama in an NC game years ago, every single LSU poster here changed their logo to Clemson's and venerated Dabo as being a heavenly deity sent to Earth to relieve their suffering. They honestly believed Dabo was sent from heaven to save LSU because they were "tigers" just like Clemson was.

This went on for years before they finally were pried off the dick of Dabo and Clemson.
This post was edited on 10/27/26 at 2:06 am
Posted by JohnnyU
Florida
Member since Nov 2006
13754 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 3:58 am to
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Did Alabama expose Kentucky, or accidentally wake up a monster?



You're a monster with two 1 point OT wins?

A monster is a team that blows the doors off of good opponents. You haven't blown the doors off of any decent team.

You're having a magical season thus far. Enjoy it while it lasts. It's a crazy season.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15353 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 4:15 am to
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LSU's gotten to beating Kentucky since kickoff.


Whole lotta bs calls on the goaline to get that W. Still can’t believe the most obvious false start I’ve seen, players coaches everyone pointing it out. Even the announcers.
This post was edited on 10/27/26 at 4:16 am
Posted by Betavols1992
Johnson city tennessee
Member since Oct 2024
392 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 4:39 am to
No one remembers a point all we remember is win or a loss
Posted by WildcatsFan76
Member since Sep 2021
531 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 5:15 am to
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This thread is the biggest.

Dude, your football team is good. Act like you belong.


Bitch, please. Don't act like, for one second, that if we switched roles, this entire board wouldn't be filled with LSU fans bragging about how big their schlongs are.

Kentucky starts winning, and suddenly LSU fans want to teach a class on humility?

That's rich coming from a fan base that hasn't stopped crying about losing to us.
Posted by WildcatsFan76
Member since Sep 2021
531 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 5:28 am to
quote:

You're a monster with two 1 point OT wins?

A monster is a team that blows the doors off of good opponents. You haven't blown the doors off of any decent team.

You're having a magical season thus far. Enjoy it while it lasts. It's a crazy season.


No, dipshit. Look at who Kentucky has beaten this season, then tell me with a straight face you had UK sitting at 7-1 and 5-1 in the SEC heading into Week 9.

Not a damn one of you saw this coming. Hell, I didn't either!

That's what makes it so much fun.

But now that Kentucky's winning, suddenly everybody's got something to say.

"Your schedule's been easy."

"You only beat us by one point in overtime."

"You haven't blown anybody out."

"Show some class."

"Act like you've been here before."

"Have some humility."

Jesus Christ, y'all have more excuses for Kentucky winning than you had predictions for us losing.

And that's the funniest part. The same fan bases that would be beating their chests and talking endless shite if their teams were doing this suddenly want Kentucky fans to behave like we're attending Sunday school.

Maybe Kentucky really is teaching the SEC something about humility.

Because apparently y'all can dish out the shite talk for decades, but the minute Kentucky starts dishing it back, everybody wants to discuss sportsmanship. ??
Posted by Gings5
Member since Jul 2016
12473 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 5:35 am to
What an absolutely pathetic post
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
21163 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 6:30 am to
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TLDR, there’s a reason you aren’t Top 20 in natty odds and LSU is 7th.
Hang the banner!
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
7837 posts
Posted on 10/27/26 at 6:35 am to
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Kentucky ain’t winning anything of note this year

So now we know beating LSU isn't noteworthy
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