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re: Thank God for Mississippi (State)

Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:37 am to
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19914 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:37 am to
quote:

-Worst football program in SEC West history
-Worst town in the SEC
-Worst stadium in the SEC
-Ugliest women
-Fattest student body
-Worst academic school in the SEC
-Fattest state
-Poorest state
-Most uneducated state
-Most illiterate state



Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36318 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:43 am to
We like to offer juco backup documentary stars now.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16993 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:45 am to
Still butthurt almost 6 years later. Cam, the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:48 am to
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When we beat you




Y'all couldn't even beat Troy's little brother... In their 7th year of football EVER
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:50 am to


Posted by tivey6301
Member since Jul 2011
2001 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:51 am to
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Still butthurt almost 6 years later.


I'm not the one that brought up the pay for play issue...

quote:

Cam, the gift that keeps on giving.


Sounds a like crotch rot to me... Instead of calling it the drip, we call it "the cam" from now on...
Posted by Derpistan
Derpdad
Member since Jun 2015
284 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:52 am to
The crazy thing is they would be in contention for the SEC (L)east most every year
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:56 am to
Y'all are starting a QB who couldn't start over our walk-on dude. Saturday will be just like the last three Saturdays in this series.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26499 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:57 am to
Their stadium is nice, actually.

Depending on the metric, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, and West Virginia are all less educated, as a state, than Mississippi. I think Texas has the lowest percentage of high school grads, actually.

Arkansas and West Virginia have been fatter than us for a few years now, but k.

You nailed us on poverty though.

Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:58 am to
What is amazing is that Auburn, a school which puts more emphasis on athletics and their athletic traditions imo, can finish dead arse last in the secw in football, basketball, and baseball.

Now, you can argue that MSU would put more into athletics if they had the resources, and you may be correct. But you can't argue dead-arse last in the secw. In 3 sports.
Posted by MNW
Starkville, MS
Member since Mar 2015
1830 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:02 am to
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The most impressive example of being the best at being last: -By far the most dead last place finishes in the SEC West.


Yet, Auburn has still managed to finish dead last twice since the last time State did...
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19914 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:05 am to
quote:

I think Texas has the lowest percentage of high school grads, actually.


Our high schools are really, really hard.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:06 am to
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Y'all are starting a QB who couldn't start over our walk-on dude.


Man, I hope yalls staff did as much research for this game as you did.

John Franklin has thrown 10 passes all season. Hell, look up his stats and they show you rushing first and make you scroll down for passing like he's a RB.

Our starting QB leads the SEC in QBR and completes 68% of his passes.

It'll be more like 70% of our historical games than the anomaly with your GOAT coach the last couple years.

How bad does it feel deep down inside that the golden years of our programs history are dwindling and you couldn't even win the division?
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13418 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:08 am to


Culture and History:

Mississippi > Alabama
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:10 am to
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Yet, Auburn has still managed to finish dead last twice since the last time State did.


Only 6 more times to catch the leader.

Well, in a couple months we'll probably be 7 behind.

You guys once finished dead last more times consecutively than any other SEC West team outside of Mississippi has finished dead last all time.
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18010 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:11 am to
I applaud Auburn for barely managing to not finish dead last among all SEC West schools in football, men's basketball and baseball last year. It has only be done one time in history.

by Auburn.

You're going to feel pretty shitty when State makes it 3 in a row and 4 out of 5 Saturday.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36318 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:15 am to
Auburn is going to win. That's not even in question at this point. I just hope we stay healthy for the next game...
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:16 am to
quote:

can finish dead arse last in the secw in football, basketball, and baseball.


when did this happen?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:19 am to
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You're going to feel pretty shitty when State makes it 3 in a row and 4 out of 5 Saturday


Nobody believes that any of you actually believe you'll win. Unless you're like the guy who thinks we're starting our 3rd, maybe even 4th string QB that's starting to workout at other positions.

Let's be real guys. South Alabama. Massachusetts. You guys are a more athletic version of that '04 team that lost to Maine... Except they actually managed to win 2 SEC games. I'm afraid it won't turn out that well for y'all this year.

People wonder why Mullen had stayed in Starkville for so long. Would you leave the only job in your field secure enough that you could survive the upcoming 3-9 (0-8) season?
Posted by MNW
Starkville, MS
Member since Mar 2015
1830 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 10:21 am to
quote:

You're going to feel pretty shitty when State makes it 3 in a row and 4 out of 5 Saturday.


I hope they bring cowbells like they did 2 years ago. I was able to get my hands on a few in the junction, post-game. Would love to add to my collection.
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