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Texas, no disrespect, but who thought a uterus was a good logo

Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:51 am
Posted by stitchop
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:51 am
I mean, congrats for being the top ranked team and all that, but come on.
People actually sat in a room looking at several good logo presentations and they decided, "hey we really like that uterus thing "
And the PR firm rep said, "uh, that's supposed to be a longhorn "
Posted by Crimson Wraith
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:52 am to
Y'all play Tejas this week?
Posted by tBrand
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:53 am to
rivalry application: denied
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:55 am to
Right before they named their field after a guy who went on the record stating that Texas can’t win a title with a white QB…

Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:56 am to
Anyone not sanctioned by this site would get a ban for this:

Posted by Trumansfangs
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 9:59 am to
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Anyone not sanctioned by this site would get a ban for this:



Watch out ! I heard he's a moderator !


Posted by Ptins944
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 10:23 am to


Bevo is arguably the most iconic mascot in sports. Nothing is more associated with the State of Texas, and the University of Texas.

Ralphie is cool, but nobody outside of college football associates Colorado with Buffalos.

Still can't tell the difference, huh?

Must not have done very well on that damn square peg/round hole thingy.

You only think you want some of that 2100 pounds of beef.

Posted by stitchop
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 10:28 am to
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theBALLguy


Sigh, you again.

What is a 'ball' guy? I mean, I am a boob guy myself.

Anyway, we at the Rant are so thankful that your numerous pleas to be a mod with Ban Gavel have been denied.
Imagine what a boring putrid forum this would be with pantywaisted femboys like you swinging your ban powers around at anytime some poster offended your feewins
Posted by stitchop
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 10:31 am to
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Still can't tell the difference, huh?


No disrespect meant towards Bevo, that is quite the beast.
An iconic and recognized mascot for sure. 2100 lbs of raging snorting muscle. I totally respect Bevo.

However, that uterus looking logo does Bevo a disservice.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 10:41 am to
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Bevo is arguably the most iconic mascot in sports.


Not so fast.

quote:

You only think you want some of that 2100 pounds of beef.


Our apex predator Mike the Fighting Tiger says this is a nice meal.

Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 10:44 am to
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uterus


That might stick
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 10:46 am to
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Texas can’t win a title with a white QB…


Well gee, I guess he was right…

Thank goodness for VY.


BTW you got your racism reversed.
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 10:47 am to
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Bevo is arguably the most iconic mascot in sports. Nothing is more associated with the State of Texas, and the University of Texas.


I agree with all that...

But you also have to admit that your mascot's ancestors are the only animals that were willing to walk 600 miles to get hit between the eyes with a hammer...

Ralphie's ancestors at least tried to run when they were being shot at.
Posted by coldbeerfan
Orange Beach RTR Alabama
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 10:49 am to
It's one of the most iconic logos in college football. Only a moronic teenager kid would look at it the way you did.
Posted by stitchop
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 11:16 am to
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a moronic teenager kid would look at it the way you did.


I am having an age related crisis.
Am I a moronic teen, or like the gays in the Florida girl thread, an old man?
Posted by Ptins944
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Bevo is arguably the most iconic mascot in sports.

Not so fast.

You only think you want some of that 2100 pounds of beef.

Our apex predator Mike the Fighting Tiger says this is a nice meal.
Tiger's are cool. Not gonna dis a tiger.The most developed arms and shoulders on the planet. For sure an apex predator.

The Longhorn is not a predator, but an adult longhorn is not prey for anything.



Living in driving all over central Texas, I see Longhorns a lot, walking down the streets, and I see Bevo every game. I still take pictures of them when I see them.

They will eat the bark off a tree to survive, when most cattle will lie in the shade of that tree, and die. That is why the Spaniards brought them here.

To be clear, a tiger is a cat, which also has other names by which it's called.

Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4846 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 11:24 am to
Most wild Longhorns that were originally rounded up and moved would try to kill (gore) a cowboy if cowboy ever got to close to one on foot. Wild Longhorns were some lean and mean SOBs.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
6111 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 11:32 am to
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However, that uterus looking logo does Bevo a disservice.


Bevo has no balls, just like you. Maybe yours will drop someday. Only time will tell. Bevo had his removed when he was young. Ironically, he is owned by an Aggie.
Posted by BigHorn69
Member since Nov 2024
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 11:51 am to
it seems like the female anatomy is a mystery to you
Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:09 pm to
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Watch out ! I heard he's a moderator !



He would have to be or maybe Chicken's nephew
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