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Stabler the man the myth the legend

Posted on 8/2/26 at 4:53 pm
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 4:53 pm
Is Stabler the greatest SEC QB character? Does any other SEC QB live up to his myriad of stories and exploits while also competing at his level? I saw him once at a Bama game in the early 2000s riding shotgun on a golf cart firing footballs at people before the game. Anyone got any good Stabler tales?

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Stabler told stories of drunk Raiders teammates pointing guns at him, and bailing out a teammate from jail who was wearing nothing but blue cowboy boots and his Super Bowl ring. "We were the only pro team who traveled with its own bail bondsman," he said.[57]


Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
9451 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 5:01 pm to
Dude literally had his own cola and the can was Oiler colors. Snake venom cola.

LINK
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
26886 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 5:06 pm to
I don’t imagine you will ever see any modern QBs living life like Snake and Namath did.











Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86774 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 5:13 pm to
When I was a kid- and he was Peak Snake- we used to stalk the Pink Pony Pub to see him. He was there- day drinking - a LOT.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
9451 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 5:19 pm to
No doubt, the man drank. A lot. He and Namath were two of the biggest characters to play qb in the NFL. Stabler was head and shoulders better than Namath though.
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
7603 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 5:26 pm to
I once served him 8 Southern Comforts and diet cokes. At lunch. On a Tuesday. True story.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
8409 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 5:26 pm to
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Is Stabler the greatest SEC QB character?

Expand that to NFL and it is still probably true
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
2387 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 5:45 pm to
My dad said he and a few other Raiders came to his highschool in the east bay. Richmond high that’s all I got. Sounds like a down to earth good guy
This post was edited on 8/2/26 at 5:47 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
42156 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 5:54 pm to
Stabler and the annual Raiders Air Hockey tournament at training camp:

"But Stabler found the ultimate goal-keeper. He knew Carol Doda, the most famous stripper in the Bay Area, and offered to make her the queen of the tournament. She said she would go to the Air Hockey Tournament if the team provided a limo. So happens, a few Raiders had a rough version of a limo they used for outings.

Per Foo’s book: She got out of the limo in her G-string to officiate the events and the guys lost their minds. Then she put her breasts down on the air hockey table and blocked the goal. It was hard to concentrate with her giant breasts on the table.

“And there we had it, the ultimate goal-keeper,” Villapiano said. “Giant Tits!” "
Posted by Cimarron
Member since Jun 2024
1258 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 6:02 pm to
He played when guys would still stay out and drink all night before a game. Smoking in the locker rooms. Guys, like Jack Youngblood, played with broken legs. Those were the guys in my school years.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 3:18 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71848 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Expand that to NFL and it is still probably true



This.

Bryant ran a pretty type ship when it came to discipline. He proved that when he suspended Namath against a Top 10 Ole Miss squad in the Sugar Bowl. Stabler's personality was not fully unveiled until he got to the pros.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
11173 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

I don’t imagine you will ever see any modern QBs living life like Snake and Namath did.


Those guys lived the frick out of life. I mean they rode it hard and hung it up wet.
Posted by michael corleone
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2005
6715 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 6:25 pm to
Bert Jones was a Baw. Cholly Mac would yell at him for duck hunting Saturday morning before games and cleaning ducks in the locker room. Guys would come in pregame around noon and he had ducks hanging in the shower.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4807 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 6:55 pm to
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When I was a kid- and he was Peak Snake- we used to stalk the Pink Pony Pub to see him. He was there- day drinking - a LOT.

Any sightings of George Blanda backing him up or saving the day?
I remember that old arse George Blanda coming in and winning a game or two at QB after Stabler getting hurt. Several times he'd win with his kicking.
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4465 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 6:57 pm to
Only QB I know who could leave the bar, go directly to the stadium and play a game. Len Dawson might be the other.
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
6189 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 7:19 pm to
His biography by Mike Freeman is a great read.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4807 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 7:21 pm to
Did you ever meet Bobby Layne? He would drink during halftime in his NFL career.

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Bobby Layne pitched a no-hitter against Texas A&M in 1946 while hiding an injury sustained in a car accident the day prior. To numb his pain without alerting then-coach Bibb Falk, Layne instructed his roommate and team manager, Rooster Andrews, to place a cooler full of beer at the end of the bench. Layne consumed multiple beers between innings to mask his injury, leading Texas to victory and completing a perfect 28-0 record in Southwest Conference play during his tenure.

He had injured his leg the night before crashing his car into a telephone pole after leaving the bar.
This post was edited on 8/2/26 at 8:13 pm
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4807 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 7:35 pm to
Carson show with old timer Art Donovan.

Posted by fontell
Montgomery
Member since Sep 2006
4619 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 7:45 pm to
Ken Stabler is simply the GOAT
Posted by Mo Debumly
Member since May 2026
346 posts
Posted on 8/2/26 at 7:58 pm to
Stabler told this one.

When he was playing for Bama they had just gotten off a plane in Tuscaloosa and were walking through the airport. A hot older woman was throwing herself at Stabler and he was like "Hey...what's up".

Then he heard a voice behind him say, "KENNY!"

That voice was Bear Bryant. Stabler kept walking.
This post was edited on 8/2/26 at 7:59 pm
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