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Southern Plains is the Best South
Posted on 8/29/21 at 8:59 pm
Posted on 8/29/21 at 8:59 pm
1. Diversity of terrain. Oklahoma and Texas have the most diverse landscapes in the US.
2. Seasonal humidity. We get the 80+ degree dew points just like you scrubs as we are also gulf states or like Tennessee border gulf states but our winds shift occasionally and we get dry air sometimes.
3. More sunshine. Our trees fade at about the okc/ftworth lines. Less woody weeds to impede the sun. More streamlined. More of that golden sunshine.
4. Same gravy induced obesity problems but mixed with better Mexican food.
5. The south bleeding into the west creates the best region in America. Sorry about the rest of you.
2. Seasonal humidity. We get the 80+ degree dew points just like you scrubs as we are also gulf states or like Tennessee border gulf states but our winds shift occasionally and we get dry air sometimes.
3. More sunshine. Our trees fade at about the okc/ftworth lines. Less woody weeds to impede the sun. More streamlined. More of that golden sunshine.
4. Same gravy induced obesity problems but mixed with better Mexican food.
5. The south bleeding into the west creates the best region in America. Sorry about the rest of you.
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Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:02 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
Gawd that sounds awful
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:05 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
It is god's country for sure. Texahoma has a superior way of life.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:06 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:09 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
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. Diversity of terrain. Oklahoma and Texas have the most diverse landscapes in the US.
2. Seasonal humidity. We get the 80+ degree dew points just like you scrubs as we are also gulf states or like Tennessee border gulf states but our winds shift occasionally and we get dry air sometimes.
3. More sunshine. Our trees fade at about the okc/ftworth lines. Less woody weeds to impede the sun. More streamlined. More of that golden sunshine.
4. Same gravy induced obesity problems but mixed with better Mexican food.
5. The south bleeding into the west creates the best region in America. Sorry about the rest of you.
Dallas and OCK are two of the most generic cities in the country. Very little character and the terrain around there is as dull as the food variety of the area is as boring as the terrain. Atlanta is a twin to Dallas but at least GA has the mountains of North Georgia and the coastal region. OK doesn't have either and TX has the slums of the Gulf Coast as beaches.
This post was edited on 8/29/21 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:10 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
I’ve never been to Oklahoma and don’t plan on ever going. Hope this helps.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:11 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
Oklahoma is America's butthole.
Stop trying to glom onto the great state of TX like a tick on a dog's balls.
Stop trying to glom onto the great state of TX like a tick on a dog's balls.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:15 pm to Onyx Aggie
Oklahoma was the reddist state in the union once again. So less transvestites too (Louisiana). If DFW was so boring why does it have almost 8 million people and is growing at a pace no other southern sub region can touch? OKC is next.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:17 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
How do you season your crawfish?
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:18 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
Things I have literally never heard anyone say #127: "You know what's a really pretty state? Oklahoma."
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:20 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
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So less transvestites too (Louisiana).
You really seem to have a hard on for transvestites.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:20 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
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Oklahoma was the reddist state in the union once again
It was red for sure, but I could swear West Virginia was as well??
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:22 pm to ShowMeHorns
Not as red. Oklahoma is a sweep and takes the crown.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:24 pm to TigerLunatik
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How do you season your crawfish?
With brisket.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:25 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
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OKC is next.
LOL no it isn't
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:25 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
What you say may be true. I really can't say nor dispute. I do know that as a kid, on the third Saturday in October every other year, the Bama vs UT game was and still is played in Knoxville. From my hometown on my Dad's boat, we would travel the Tennessee river to Knoxville to go watch the game. The fall colors reflecting in the river make the scenery of East Tennessee in the fall second to none.
This post was edited on 8/30/21 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:27 pm to TheTideMustRoll
Diversity of terrain
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:29 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
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Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:44 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
The Dunes of Oklahoma:
The swamps of Oklahoma:
The swamps of Oklahoma:
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:54 pm to CharlotteSooner
Yes sir Texas and Oklahoma, steers and Queers that is diversity for you.
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