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re: Southern Plains is the Best South
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:56 pm to howieshoodlums
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:56 pm to howieshoodlums
Wow you really put something original forward there and hit send. You're so basic bitch mediocre. 
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Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:58 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
I have been to every state in the continental US except for Washington State.
I can say with great confidence that OK is a top 5 state in terms of shitty landscape.
And that fuqing wind…OMG.
I can say with great confidence that OK is a top 5 state in terms of shitty landscape.
And that fuqing wind…OMG.
This post was edited on 8/29/21 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:58 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
My in laws live in Oklahoma, it's basically everything bad about the South (poverty, low education, heat) with none of the good things (hospitality and food) packaged up in a state full of weed dispensaries and toll roads.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:00 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
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Same gravy induced obesity problems but mixed with better Mexican food
I imagine New Orleans and Baton Rouge alone have better tasting food than Texas or Ok.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:02 pm to SidewalkTiger
Eastern OK, Western AR and Southern MO are the same landscape, Mountains and lakes
This post was edited on 8/29/21 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:02 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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And that fuqing wind…OMG.
"Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain"
we meant it.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:20 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
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How do you season your crawfish?
With brisket.
Get the frick out.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:25 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
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How do you season your crawfish?
With brisket.
Thems fighting words you son of a bitch!
Actually I don't like crawfish sorry guys but I enjoy some wee bit of brisket now an then.
This post was edited on 8/29/21 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:29 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
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Oklahoma and Texas have the most diverse landscapes in the US.
Yeah, no
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:31 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
I thought Alabama was the second most scenically diverse state in the union behind California?
Posted on 8/29/21 at 11:14 pm to BradPitt
Oklahoma has by far the most diverse terrain per mile in the US and is one of only 4 states with 10 ecoregions. From swamplands to high plains, from low forested mountains to mesas and sand dunes.
This post was edited on 8/29/21 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 8/29/21 at 11:17 pm to BFANLC
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I imagine New Orleans and Baton Rouge alone have better tasting food than Texas or Ok.
Apples and oranges. Not true.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 11:26 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
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Diversity of terrain. Oklahoma and Texas have the most diverse landscapes in the US.
Not really, no.
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More sunshine. Our trees fade at about the okc/ftworth lines. Less woody weeds to impede the sun. More streamlined. More of that golden sunshine.
Outside of southeast Texas, your trees are considered shrubs by the rest of the world.
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4. Same gravy induced obesity problems but mixed with better Mexican food.
Every Mexican restaurant in every small town in Oklahoma serves velveeta queso.
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5. The south bleeding into the west creates the best region in America.
The West is nice. The South is Nice. Everything west of I-35 in Texas and Oklahoma is neither West nor South.
This post was edited on 8/29/21 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 8/29/21 at 11:31 pm to Evolved Simian
Can’t speak for Texas but almost nobody lives more than 30 miles west of I-35 in Oklahoma anyway. And more accurately that refers to anything west of I-35 okc and north and anything west of I-44 south of OKC.
This post was edited on 8/29/21 at 11:38 pm
Posted on 8/29/21 at 11:32 pm to Evolved Simian
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Every Mexican restaurant in every small town in Oklahoma serves velveeta queso.
Well now that's just horseshite. I've never once been served velveeta at a Mexican restaurant anywhere in OK.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 11:35 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
So, you really, really, really think your southern plains are nicer looking than the rest of the South?
I've been all over your "southern plains" and, trust me, when God did ugly He did the....southern plains!
Georgia alone is more beautiful than anything you have in Oklahoma or Texas, all four seasons of the year, from the mountains to the ocean!
NORTH GEORGIA IN THE FALL
NORTH GEORGIA IN THE SUMMER
NORTH GEORGIA IN THE SPRING
NORTH GEORGIA IN THE WINTER
GEORGIA'S CUMBERLAND ISLAND
MY GEORGIA HOME!
I've been all over your "southern plains" and, trust me, when God did ugly He did the....southern plains!
Georgia alone is more beautiful than anything you have in Oklahoma or Texas, all four seasons of the year, from the mountains to the ocean!
NORTH GEORGIA IN THE FALL
NORTH GEORGIA IN THE SUMMER
NORTH GEORGIA IN THE SPRING
NORTH GEORGIA IN THE WINTER
GEORGIA'S CUMBERLAND ISLAND
MY GEORGIA HOME!
Posted on 8/29/21 at 11:37 pm to JetDawg
Yeah but Georgia has looked exactly the same since 1980.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 11:41 pm to JetDawg
All of those pictures and no trophies. Pretty sad
Posted on 8/29/21 at 11:53 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
Texas and OU have the same number of CFP playoff wins.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 11:54 pm to BarrySwitzerMFer
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1. Diversity of terrain. Oklahoma and Texas have the most diverse landscapes in the US.
2. Seasonal humidity. We get the 80+ degree dew points just like you scrubs as we are also gulf states or like Tennessee border gulf states but our winds shift occasionally and we get dry air sometimes.
3. More sunshine. Our trees fade at about the okc/ftworth lines. Less woody weeds to impede the sun. More streamlined. More of that golden sunshine.
4. Same gravy induced obesity problems but mixed with better Mexican food.
5. The south bleeding into the west creates the best region in America. Sorry about the rest of you.
You didn't even mention what I consider to be the best part. Higher speed limits so I spend less time in them when driving through.
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