BarrySwitzerMFer

All of those pictures and no trophies. Pretty sad

Oklahoma has by far the most diverse terrain per mile in the US and is one of only 4 states with 10 ecoregions. From swamplands to high plains, from low forested mountains to mesas and sand dunes.

Diversity of terrain

Not as red. Oklahoma is a sweep and takes the crown.

1. Diversity of terrain. Oklahoma and Texas have the most diverse landscapes in the US.
2. Seasonal humidity. We get the 80+ degree dew points just like you scrubs as we are also gulf states or like Tennessee border gulf states but our winds shift occasionally and we get dry air sometimes.
3. More sunshine. Our trees fade at about the okc/ftworth lines. Less woody weeds to impede the sun. More streamlined. More of that golden sunshine.
4. Same gravy induced obesity problems but mixed with better Mexican food.
5. The south bleeding into the west creates the best region in America. Sorry about the rest of you.

Everyone starches jeans you uncultured tranny

When these Louisiana people talk about sucking the head you never know if they’re one of those 10am trannies in New Orleans. Almost worse than those aggies with their jars.

Holy shite New Orleans, wtf.

I’m going to assume that old men in your town suck poles then.

What do the 60 year old men in your town/city wear and regularly do? Young folks aren’t an accurate reflection anymore. In my town old men wear starched jeans, starched button ups and cowboy hats, and drink coffee at 5-7am at gas stations with other old men. Every gas station worth a shite has booths for them.