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Somewhere in a Texas whorehouse there's a kid in a Scooby Doo costume laughing

Posted on 11/7/13 at 10:06 pm
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 10:06 pm
...and deciding how to clear space for a second Heisman trophy.

Nice stats, Mariotta. You're excused now.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand
Member since Nov 2012
1146 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 10:12 pm to
Manziel doesn't pay for sex. He ain't in a whorehouse unless he's managing it for a business class project.
This post was edited on 11/7/13 at 10:13 pm
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
6183 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 10:34 pm to
I lulz.
This post was edited on 11/7/13 at 10:35 pm
Posted by HermannMIZ
KC
Member since Jul 2012
443 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 10:34 pm to
The title of this thread is easily the best I have seen since joining the rant. Well played
This post was edited on 11/7/13 at 10:35 pm
Posted by Neuromancer
Member since Oct 2013
749 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 11:11 pm to
Best thread and title of the year.

Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

Manziel doesn't pay for sex.
So naive. You don't pay for the sex. You pay for them to leave after the sex.
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21521 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

He ain't in a whorehouse unless he's managing it for a business class project.
Can he do this online too?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 11:18 pm to
That thread title
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13840 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 11:19 pm to
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41109 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

You don't pay for the sex. You pay for them to leave after the sex.



This guy gets it. OT baller.
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 11/7/13 at 11:20 pm to
and the dick sucking continues...
Posted by leoj
Member since Nov 2010
3106 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 8:31 am to
Posted by Texas Tea
Ags against the World
Member since Aug 2013
2242 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 8:34 am to
quote:

So naive. You don't pay for the sex. You pay for them to leave after the sex.




You also pay them to shut their damn mouths when they're not using them for "work".
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19307 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 8:35 am to


Most likely Jameis Winston gets it. But it would still be the third straight year that Texas passed up on a Heisman-winning QB.
Posted by Texas Tea
Ags against the World
Member since Aug 2013
2242 posts
Posted on 11/8/13 at 8:36 am to
Yea, this thread ain't about the teasips.
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