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re: So long Chargers, hello BMWs

Posted on 3/6/22 at 10:08 am to
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10200 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 10:08 am to
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Those shorts are too long for me.


I like my shorts short enough to where chicks can see my balls if I'm sitting on my butt.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 10:17 am to
I find it odd that a town the size of Tuscaloosa has its own BMW dealership.
Posted by Roberteaux
mandeville
Member since Sep 2009
5809 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 10:19 am to
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BMWs are shitty over priced vehicles. Didn't even know they were still popular.


Let me guess, you think Denalis are high quality
Posted by ottopit
Member since Apr 2012
13 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 10:24 am to
"BMWs are shitty over priced vehicles. Didn't even know they were still popular."

Not at all...I have a 2011 M3 and it's aging quite well
This post was edited on 3/6/22 at 10:25 am
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 10:50 am to
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Arkansas Fan
Member since Apr 2012
11 posts


This man knows how to RMPL.

Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
12937 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 11:46 am to
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Hope he gets pulled over with a firearm.


Check the AC.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30599 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 12:34 pm to
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I find it odd that a town the size of Tuscaloosa has its own BMW dealership.

This ain't some hill-billie, back-woods Arkansas "Hickville", son.
People in Tuscaloosa got money!
Posted by winston1970
Huntsville
Member since Sep 2020
1071 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 1:15 pm to
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This ain't some hill-billie, back-woods Arkansas "Hickville", son.
People in Tuscaloosa got money!


Lots more $ in NW AR & much nicer place to live
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
19432 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 1:30 pm to
They’ve ruined amateur athletics.
Posted by Tideroller
Lower Alabama
Member since Jan 2022
2301 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 1:50 pm to
The REC approves this picture.
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
11661 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 2:05 pm to
And a Mercedes Benz dealer as well and both have been in Title Town for years and years.

That 15 in a row got you down Mr. Pig?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52486 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 2:06 pm to
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This ain't some hill-billie, back-woods Arkansas "Hickville", son.
People in Tuscaloosa got money! 


The average per capita income in Tuscaloosa is something like $27k.


This post was edited on 3/6/22 at 2:15 pm
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
18723 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 2:07 pm to
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We're stepping up our car selections for the next recruiting class


Yet bama fans have denied this being a thing for YEARS!!
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15328 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 2:07 pm to
Ever been by an SEC fraternity house?
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
24969 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 2:08 pm to
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Hope he gets pulled over with a firearm.


I’d say we could hope you get the clap from your mom but you likely already have.
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
32855 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 2:12 pm to
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Who wears short shorts?


Seem normal to me
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36349 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 2:37 pm to
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Who wears short shorts?


Me, it’s hot outside baw
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119105 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 2:40 pm to
All college kids are now driving sports cars. Glad to meet them on the roads.
Posted by HombreDoce
Member since Jul 2019
193 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 2:59 pm to
looks like a drug dealer to me and probably 90% of cops. He better not have a vape pen with weed cartridge on him


So as a brown man, I figured out that a replacement bumper with a winch on my Range Rover let’s the cops know I’m half. You’re a racist frick by the way. I hope you know that hybrid vigor is what improves genetics. My second wife’s mother had a full ride scholarship playing LSU basketball until she got kicked off the team for being too slutty. I say this because my daughter from her is the four year old that scores all the goals on her soccer team full of five and six year olds. My blond daughters are Jags, but I make sure they get yellow cards every other game. Their coach is a tea sip pussy that thinks I don’t understand sportsmanship, but he smiles when we win. The M6 is a great ride, but I typically like my 2 doors to be under 10 seconds in a quarter.
Posted by SlicedBread
Member since Feb 2022
887 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 3:00 pm to
bruh
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