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re: So long Chargers, hello BMWs

Posted on 3/7/22 at 9:41 am to
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11109 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 9:41 am to
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Those shorts are too long for me.

I mow the yard in Ranger panties just to flex my leg gains on my neighbors.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11109 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 9:46 am to
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So as a brown man, I figured out that a replacement bumper with a winch on my Range Rover let’s the cops know I’m half. You’re a racist frick by the way. I hope you know that hybrid vigor is what improves genetics. My second wife’s mother had a full ride scholarship playing LSU basketball until she got kicked off the team for being too slutty. I say this because my daughter from her is the four year old that scores all the goals on her soccer team full of five and six year olds. My blond daughters are Jags, but I make sure they get yellow cards every other game. Their coach is a tea sip pussy that thinks I don’t understand sportsmanship, but he smiles when we win. The M6 is a great ride, but I typically like my 2 doors to be under 10 seconds in a quarter.
I just wanted to say that I upvoted you because there is so much to unpack from what you posted
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9682 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:20 am to
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I would think Huntsville would have one before Tuscaloosa would.


There is both a BMW and Mercedes dealership in Huntsville. Have been for years along with a Porsche dealership.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 12:20 pm to
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Who wears short shorts?



Anyone that's not embarrassed about how their legs look
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