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re: So long Chargers, hello BMWs

Posted on 3/6/22 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
10051 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

I like my shorts short enough to where chicks can see my balls if I'm sitting on my butt.


Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52486 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 3:07 pm to
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So as a brown man, I figured out that a replacement bumper with a winch on my Range Rover let’s the cops know I’m half. You’re a racist frick by the way. I hope you know that hybrid vigor is what improves genetics. My second wife’s mother had a full ride scholarship playing LSU basketball until she got kicked off the team for being too slutty. I say this because my daughter from her is the four year old that scores all the goals on her soccer team full of five and six year olds. My blond daughters are Jags, but I make sure they get yellow cards every other game. Their coach is a tea sip pussy that thinks I don’t understand sportsmanship, but he smiles when we win. The M6 is a great ride, but I typically like my 2 doors to be under 10 seconds in a quarter.


Hammered on a Sunday.


Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 3:07 pm to
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I figured out that a replacement bumper with a winch on my Range Rover let’s the cops know I’m half.


There’s been a few references this week on Jaylin Williams being black and Asian. They’re mad because he’s good- so I don’t know if it’s an insult or more like the posters are babies acting out when they don’t get their way? Someone even called him Confucius. and/or
Posted by Referee
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2021
3010 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 3:13 pm to
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A&M can’t even afford hot wheels


FIFY
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30599 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 3:13 pm to
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quote:
This ain't some hill-billie, back-woods Arkansas "Hickville", son.
People in Tuscaloosa got money! 
...................................

The average per capita income in Tuscaloosa is something like $27k.

If you were 1/10th as bright as you think you are, you'd recognize obvious sarcasm.
Posted by countrytiger60
Larose
Member since Sep 2018
3626 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 3:42 pm to
but they can still beat A&M with their third string! lol
Posted by RumHam
Huntsville
Member since Jun 2021
3687 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 3:53 pm to
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Hammered on a Sunday.


Sundays are a great day to be hammered?
Posted by ALhunter
Member since Dec 2018
2935 posts
Posted on 3/6/22 at 4:08 pm to
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looks like a drug dealer to me and probably 90% of cops. He better not have a vape pen with weed cartridge on him


What? That's a really nice car I'd be happy to drive... Probably popular with the lawyer/doctor crowd.

The kid also looks pretty dang clean cut.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14104 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 12:32 am to
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find it odd that a town the size of Tuscaloosa has its own BMW dealership.



Meridian is the next decent sized town down I-20 with less than half the population of Tuscaloosa and also has a BMW dealership.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:15 am to
It would be ferraris and lambos before this shite is over
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
5115 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 4:27 am to
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Who wears short shorts?


THE Heisman Trophy Winning QB for QBU
Posted by Bamadoc
Mississippi
Member since Jan 2014
3985 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 4:29 am to
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It would be ferraris and lambos before this shite is over


What shite is that? Are these kids stealing these cars? Or you just don't like a Heisman Trophy winner getting his just rewards now?

This is a perfect example of how NIL deals should work.
Posted by Tigahtildeath
Member since Aug 2017
559 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 4:54 am to
You’re an idiot.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
4978 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 5:39 am to
Does bama claim an NIL championship now?
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7215 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 7:42 am to
Win a Heisman, get an upgrade.

Fix: voice to text failed me.
This post was edited on 3/7/22 at 7:43 am
Posted by Riggle
Blue Ridge Mountains
Member since Feb 2013
3227 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 7:55 am to
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looks like a drug dealer to me


LOL I wonder why
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30599 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:36 am to
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looks like a drug dealer to me

That kid deals in pain, and he's bringing some more to your house in November.
Posted by C W
Member since Mar 2020
2686 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:46 am to
Tuscaloosa has a higher average income than Baton Rouge and probably whatever Mississippi town you are from

Tuscaloosa

Baton Rouge
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30599 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 9:05 am to
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Tuscaloosa has a higher average income than Baton Rouge and probably whatever Mississippi town you are from

Tuscaloosa

Baton Rouge

Looks like our boy's got a little Joe Biden him!
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 9:34 am to
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This ain't some hill-billie, back-woods Arkansas "Hickville", son.


Really just commenting on population base. The others are in Birmingham, Montgomery and Mobile.

I would think Huntsville would have one before Tuscaloosa would.

Somethings fricky...

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