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Silly Lonestar Showdown

Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:26 am
Posted by BigSneezy
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Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:26 am
First off I think it’s a made up title that doesn’t mean anything. Second the only thing that matters is football we all know this.

Third how in the hell did A&M win such a title beating Texas in more sports this season? Texas won the only sport that matters. I’ll concede that.


But with all their peacocking about their awesomeness how did this happen?

And perhaps more importantly why haven’t our coaches been offered a job by Texas and left A&M.


Seems weird.
This post was edited on 5/17/26 at 7:28 am
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:29 am to
Posted by Monsusta
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Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:30 am to
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
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Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:34 am to
Aggies are better at TF/XC and that's 6 total points.

Texas will probably fire the track coach soon. Zero reason to be this bad at exercising.

It's a silly trophy but it's still a fun competition, congrats on the W.
Posted by SOBMarcus
Boerne TX
Member since Apr 2020
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Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:37 am to
Maybe spring sports? I dunno
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:37 am to
Hope you have fun, Monsusta. Let us know how you enjoy the show. That’s not my jam.

This was a sports post. If you want to start your own thread about tu or Austin winning the drag showdown in a clear landslide, go ahead and feel free to do so.
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
5768 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:40 am to
No need for congratulations. The title is meaningless. But it does raise some questions.

How did we out recruit you and out coach you in all these sports? Especially baseball? How did this happen?

I mean you’re Texas. And didn’t these recruits know what the all time record is? And that we have gay milkmen?

Seems strange that this happened.
Posted by Monsusta
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Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:45 am to
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Hope you have fun, Monsusta

I am not old enough to attend that type of show.

quote:

That’s not my jam.

But it is the jam of Texas A&M as the 2026 drag show was held on campus at Rudder Theatre.
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
5194 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:48 am to
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I am not old enough to attend that type of show.

bullshite.

You’re fooling no one.
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
3799 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:51 am to
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Especially baseball? How did this happen?

Because the coach we took from you recruited Caden Sorrel and Gavin Grahovac.

Personally I'm very happy that your baseball coach is doing well. God forbrid you guys fire him and hire Vitello after he gets shitcanned.

We'll probably take your track coach as well. Thanks in advance!
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
5768 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 8:37 am to
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We'll probably take your track coach as well. Thanks in advance!


And then afterwards the assistant will stay with all the athletes and we will still beat you with better facilities and better athletes? You forgot to finish the story, make sure you don’t leave off the best part.

Maybe if you told them your all time record they wouldn’t care that your facilities are shite.
This post was edited on 5/17/26 at 8:40 am
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/17/26 at 8:39 am to
Texas fans are good at revisionist history.
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
1233 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 8:46 am to
quote:

First off I think it’s a made up title that doesn’t mean anything
Then shouldn't you just STFU?
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
3799 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 8:48 am to
Pretty sure Schlossnagle has a winning record over his former hitting coach so I’m not sure what you’re referring to here.

Facilities smack sure is cute though ;)
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63210 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 8:51 am to
He might be just a little sarcastic?

Maybe because Utrans coaches, media and fans very publicly and very loudly said Aggie would NEVER win this and get to have it on display in College Station
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
3799 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 8:52 am to
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Maybe because Utrans coaches, media and fans very publicly and very loudly said Aggie would NEVER win this and get to have it on display in College Station

Which coaches said that?
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
1233 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 8:56 am to
quote:

How did we out recruit you and out coach you in all these sports? Especially baseball? How did this happen?
I can answer this one for you. You see, we didn't hire all of our coaches for the sole purpose of beating A&M head to head although that usually happens. So when you win this "silly Lonestar showdown" for the second time in its existence we don't fire all of our coaches or think yours are better all of the sudden.

What's more important is how you finish nationally, which is why Texas is about to win another Director's Cup (for the best all around athletic department in the nation) and A&M will never sniff one.
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
5768 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 8:57 am to
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Then shouldn't you just STFU?


You must be slow. Try to keep up. Two things can be true at once.

It’s true the title is meaningless. It’s also true that overall this year as an athletic department the Aggies kicked your arse.

By any objective measure when stacking this years wins and losses the Aggies won and it’s not close at all.

Even in football where we concede that you beat us we finished the year ahead of you in the final rankings.

But we conceded that you won the head to head game. We beat you everywhere else.

Probably cause your school color looks like diarrhea. That’s probably a factor.


This post was edited on 5/17/26 at 9:02 am
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
5768 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 8:59 am to
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What's more important is how you finish nationally


That’s what we said after you beat us in football. How was your trip to the playoffs this year. How did that go?
Posted by TX Tea
Member since Sep 2023
797 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 9:00 am to
Our track and field / cross country is an embarrassment. Especially when you consider how much talent is in the state. I have no doubt CDC will make a change there soon.

Congrats ags, on this Lone Star cup. This is actually the first time I have heard of it but if it's a thing, I want to win it.
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