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Should Florida change their mascot
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:23 pm
Gators are soft and pet friendly. Maybe something more fierce, like the Groupers or Oysters?
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:25 pm to STLcards20
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Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:27 pm to STLcards20
We should change it to something much more dangerous. Flies. They have killed Millions of people.
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:28 pm to STLcards20
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Gators are soft and pet friendly. Maybe something more fierce, like the Groupers or Oysters?

Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:29 pm to Gatorbait2008
Watching mosquitos take down baby caribou in alaska maybe we should make that our next mascot
They couldn't possibly call us racist then
They couldn't possibly call us racist then
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:30 pm to DMagic
Okay..I am finding that damn video sounds amazing
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:15 pm to STLcards20
Yes...they should change it to:


Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:23 pm to Gatorbait2008
Mosquitoes are the No. 1 killer followed by humans.
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Flies. They have killed Millions of people.
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:25 pm to STLcards20
Well why not have multiple like Ole Miss has the Rebels/Black Bears/Land Sharks?
Florida can have the Gators/Chompers/Tropical Storms/Storm Surge.
Heck, even LSU gets called Tigers/Bayou Bengals etc etc.
Florida can have the Gators/Chompers/Tropical Storms/Storm Surge.
Heck, even LSU gets called Tigers/Bayou Bengals etc etc.
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:47 pm to Gatorbait2008
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We should change it to something much more dangerous. Flies. They have killed Millions of people.
Top ranked human killers:
1) Mosquitoes (725,000 to 1,000,000 per year)
2) Humans (400,000 to 475,000 per year)
3) Freshwater Snails (10,000 to 200,000 per year) Vectors for parasitic worms
4) Snakes (50,000 to 138,000 per year)
5) Dogs (25,000 to 59,000 per year)
10) Elephants (500-600 per year)
Chickens not known...but ~155,000 people die from Salmonella (many from eating chicken)
Tigers (40-100 per year)
Cows (~20 per year)
Alligators (0.3-1 per year)
So, if you want a badass mascot...
The freshwater snails are the worst.
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:50 pm to madmaxvol
And their NIL Budget should be capped at...

Posted on 10/6/26 at 2:31 pm to DMagic
How about The Flooraahda Snowbirds ?

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