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Should Florida change their mascot

Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:23 pm
Posted by STLcards20
Member since Sep 2016
60 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:23 pm
Gators are soft and pet friendly. Maybe something more fierce, like the Groupers or Oysters?
Posted by DMagic
2x Super Bowl Champs
Member since Aug 2010
51741 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:25 pm to
Sea Urchins
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
4078 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:25 pm to
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60 posts


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Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30778 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:27 pm to
We should change it to something much more dangerous. Flies. They have killed Millions of people.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
43369 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Gators are soft and pet friendly. Maybe something more fierce, like the Groupers or Oysters?



Posted by DMagic
2x Super Bowl Champs
Member since Aug 2010
51741 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:29 pm to
Watching mosquitos take down baby caribou in alaska maybe we should make that our next mascot



They couldn't possibly call us racist then
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30778 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 12:30 pm to
Okay..I am finding that damn video sounds amazing
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
22586 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:15 pm to
Yes...they should change it to:

Posted by flagshipuniversity
Camden SC, Charlotte NC
Member since Jul 2024
656 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:23 pm to
Mosquitoes are the No. 1 killer followed by humans.
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Flies. They have killed Millions of people.
Posted by Tigers Win Again
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2026
84 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:25 pm to
Well why not have multiple like Ole Miss has the Rebels/Black Bears/Land Sharks?

Florida can have the Gators/Chompers/Tropical Storms/Storm Surge.

Heck, even LSU gets called Tigers/Bayou Bengals etc etc.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
22586 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

We should change it to something much more dangerous. Flies. They have killed Millions of people.



Top ranked human killers:

1) Mosquitoes (725,000 to 1,000,000 per year)
2) Humans (400,000 to 475,000 per year)
3) Freshwater Snails (10,000 to 200,000 per year) Vectors for parasitic worms
4) Snakes (50,000 to 138,000 per year)
5) Dogs (25,000 to 59,000 per year)


10) Elephants (500-600 per year)

Chickens not known...but ~155,000 people die from Salmonella (many from eating chicken)
Tigers (40-100 per year)
Cows (~20 per year)
Alligators (0.3-1 per year)


So, if you want a badass mascot...

The freshwater snails are the worst.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
4078 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:50 pm to



And their NIL Budget should be capped at...


Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9845 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 2:31 pm to
How about The Flooraahda Snowbirds ?
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