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re: Should Florida change their mascot
Posted on 10/6/26 at 4:09 pm to STLcards20
Posted on 10/6/26 at 4:09 pm to STLcards20
Jim mcelwain raped a shark once, that basically makes him an apex predator for marine life
Posted on 10/6/26 at 5:59 pm to STLcards20
In the invasive mascot theme, ignoring “Snowbirds” as a possibility, why not choose Burmese Pythons?
Posted on 10/6/26 at 6:07 pm to STLcards20
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Should Florida change their mascot
Cooters. Native to north Florida. And the jokes would write themselves.
Posted on 10/6/26 at 6:59 pm to STLcards20
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Maybe something more fierce, like the Groupers or Oysters?
You seem like the type that's more familiar with something seafood named but not the seafood type.... like Crabs.
Posted on 10/6/26 at 7:03 pm to JawjaTigah
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In the invasive mascot theme, ignoring “Snowbirds” as a possibility, why not choose Burmese Pythons?
Does Gainesville get snowbirds?
I know we get tons of them around Tampa Bay.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:46 pm to 3down10
quote:Snowbirds infest all parts of FL.
Does Gainesville get snowbirds?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 5:21 pm to STLcards20
The moist oysters?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 5:57 pm to STLcards20
Bammer is called Tide and uses an elephant. Don't think Florida is who I would start with first.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:01 pm to STLcards20
The Shoe Throwers.
Don’t ever let them forget that
Don’t ever let them forget that
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:30 pm to STLcards20
The Gators have one of the coolest mascots in college football.
Florida and FSU are definitely some of my favorites, and the uniforms are top notch.
Florida and FSU are definitely some of my favorites, and the uniforms are top notch.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 10:50 pm to bamabaseballsec
It definitely looked nonconsensual.
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raped a shark once
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:00 pm to koreandawg
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Bammer is called Tide and uses an elephant
The Elephant is Bama's mascot. Bama wasn't originally called the Tide. That nickname was coined by a sports editor from a game in the early 1900s.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:18 pm to BFANLC
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nickname was coined by a sports editor from a game in the early 1900s
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:26 pm to STLcards20
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Gators are soft and pet friendly.
We had a pet baby alligator in my frat house. I can confirm they are neither.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:37 pm to 3down10
Damn something is wrong with that thing’s medulla oblongata, and I mean the trailer park Disney princess not the gator. I’m more shocked that she’s been impregnated seven times than I am that she lives with a shite covered special needs dinosaur.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 12:00 am to STLcards20
The Florida Square Groupers.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 12:00 am to STLcards20
Posted on 10/8/26 at 12:26 am to KBI2
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Damn something is wrong with that thing’s medulla oblongata, and I mean the trailer park Disney princess not the gator. I’m more shocked that she’s been impregnated seven times than I am that she lives with a shite covered special needs dinosaur.
I know her a little bit. I went out to her property to evaluate it and spent a few hours with her getting the full tour. I didn't even know at the time she was somewhat known, then she told me all the stories etc. Normally it takes me 15-20 minutes.
She's interesting, that's for sure.
She lives out in the same county as TheCaw. There might be something in the water.
I bet she could kick the shite out of about 95% of the people who post here. She is built like a linebacker. She use to be a pro wrestler back in the day. I wouldn't frick with her and I'm big enough that nobody ever fricks with me.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:28 am to STLcards20
No, but Auburn and Missouri should.
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