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Seriously, Dabo is too smart to follow Saban. No way he goes to Bama ever

Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:32 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
35818 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:32 pm
His honeymoon wouldn't even last through spring practice with all the armchair dipshit coaches across Gumpland thinking they each individually learned it all from Saban

Dabo doesn't want any of that, plus his kids are all Clemson. That's all they know.

Dabo is not going to Bama. They're too cuckish to even name who the Bama frat boy at Rounders was.

So who's the next coach at Bama?

Here's my picks for Bama's next HC:

Jeff Tedford at Fresno State
Gary Patterson at TCU
Bill Clark - UAB - (this is the one)
John Grass at Jacksonville State
Skip Holtz - Louisiana Tech
Willie Fritz - Tulane
Sonny Dykes - SMU
Freddie Kitchens - Cleveland Browns (bring him home!)

This list is solid. I've done my research.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:34 pm to
I don't want to hear any bitching.
Posted by Agseds
Member since Mar 2018
343 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:40 pm to
What a shite list you put together.

Bama won't go after an up and comer, why would they?

Here's my list of expected candidates:

Dabo Swinney

Jimbo Fisher

Will Muschamp

James Franklin

Gary Patterson

If Dabo say's no then I think the obvious choice is Jimbo, if he say's no then it'll be for the same reason that Dabo says no. Jimbo's legacy would never mean anything at Bama, nor would Dabo's, they'd always be in Saban's shadow.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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35818 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:44 pm to
you're an idiot
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Will Muschamp


When. Hell. Freezes. Over.

We'd throw mega $$$ at him. Muschamp is a loyal fella anyway and he won't soon forget that SC embraced him and gave him another shot at being a HC in the SEC.



And did you just call Dabo smart? Holy frick.

Edited bc I can't read today.
This post was edited on 6/19/18 at 7:59 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35818 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:51 pm to
Bama's next coach will either be a black guy, a Hispanic guy or a Native American

I think Bill Clark and Freddie Kitchens both lay claim to Native American
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:52 pm to
They best stay the hell away from T-Rob is all I have to say.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17260 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:54 pm to
Point of order Harry Rex, never say never ever.

Your good friend Herman.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4439 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:56 pm to
Downvoted but laughed because I didn’t know this was ever resolved.
quote:

They're too cuckish to even name who the Bama frat boy at Rounders was.
Posted by Fleurs
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2016
1170 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 7:59 pm to
no he isn’t.
Posted by BIGJLAW
Member since Mar 2013
8419 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 8:01 pm to
Don’t you get tired of making yourself look stupid?
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17260 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 8:02 pm to
Ps. Don’t sell the Chinese short. There are some up and comers from the Far East.
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 8:03 pm to
i don't think Dabo would be worried about following Saban.

If Saban can recruit at Bama, Dabo can too.
This post was edited on 6/19/18 at 8:04 pm
Posted by stomp
Bama
Member since Nov 2014
3705 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 8:03 pm to
Mods, ban this frick
Posted by Fleurs
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2016
1170 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 8:06 pm to
my god look at how hard this one is trying, look at that post history.

whoever you are, you’re not smart enough to pull what you’re trying to do off!
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

f Saban can recruit at Bama, Dabo can too.



Any decent coach can recruit at Alabama, but nobody has ever been able to recruit like Saban that I can remember.
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 8:08 pm to
I think Dabo has a better personality for recruiting than Saban.

I never saw how Saban pulls off recruiting. He doesn't seem good with people.
This post was edited on 6/19/18 at 8:09 pm
Posted by Fleurs
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2016
1170 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 8:08 pm to
yikes. you must be young.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71238 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 8:09 pm to
Sabans rings makes up for his personality. And he seems like a pretty up beat dude for his age.
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 8:10 pm to
yeah but he had to recruit prior to winning those rings.
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