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SEC Teams that will disappoint this season
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:18 am
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:18 am
First, let’s talk to somebody. Reach out to a friend. Reach out to a family member. Tell them, “Hey, I’m having some thoughts right now, and I need to share them with you.”
You’re going to need that support system, because these teams are about to put their fan bases through some shite this season.
1) Ole Miss
You’re losing to Louisville. Kiffin is coming back to his old house to spank you one last time. Texas is going to beat you. Georgia is getting its revenge. And Oklahoma is finally getting its just desserts.
Sorry. Start building that support system now.
2) Mizzou
Same story, different year. You’ll look like Superman against cupcakes, everybody will start talking themselves into Mizzou again, and then the second you play a team with a pulse, you’re getting shoved into a locker.
3) Texas
You’re not making the playoffs this year. Your season is going to look like that part of The Wolf of Wall Street where Jordan Belfort thinks he’s driving home perfectly fine, only to find out he absolutely fricked up the Lamborghini.
That’s Texas this year. You just don’t know the Lamborghini is wrecked yet.
4) Alabama
That arse whooping Indiana gave you in the playoffs is going to relapse like a recurring nightmare, except this time you won’t even make the playoffs.
Sorry, y’all. Reach out to somebody.
You’re going to need that support system, because these teams are about to put their fan bases through some shite this season.
1) Ole Miss
You’re losing to Louisville. Kiffin is coming back to his old house to spank you one last time. Texas is going to beat you. Georgia is getting its revenge. And Oklahoma is finally getting its just desserts.
Sorry. Start building that support system now.
2) Mizzou
Same story, different year. You’ll look like Superman against cupcakes, everybody will start talking themselves into Mizzou again, and then the second you play a team with a pulse, you’re getting shoved into a locker.
3) Texas
You’re not making the playoffs this year. Your season is going to look like that part of The Wolf of Wall Street where Jordan Belfort thinks he’s driving home perfectly fine, only to find out he absolutely fricked up the Lamborghini.
That’s Texas this year. You just don’t know the Lamborghini is wrecked yet.
4) Alabama
That arse whooping Indiana gave you in the playoffs is going to relapse like a recurring nightmare, except this time you won’t even make the playoffs.
Sorry, y’all. Reach out to somebody.
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 9:21 am
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Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:20 am to Death_By_Cookies
Solid analysis, for sure.
Oklahoma has a really tough schedule and Aggy peaked after failing to score a single TD in the biggest game in program history, at home.
Neither of them will make the CFP either.
Oklahoma has a really tough schedule and Aggy peaked after failing to score a single TD in the biggest game in program history, at home.
Neither of them will make the CFP either.
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:21 am to Death_By_Cookies
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Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:30 am to Hback
bet he likes pumpkin spice cookies, with a soy latte
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:31 am to Death_By_Cookies
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Death_By_Cookies
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WELCOME!
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:40 am to Death_By_Cookies
Death_By_Cookies
North Carolina
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Absolutely no possible way this is an alter.
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2026
6 posts
Absolutely no possible way this is an alter.
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:42 am to Death_By_Cookies
Someone needs to come get their alter
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:04 am to Death_By_Cookies
quote:Ok
1) Ole Miss You’re losing to Louisville.
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:07 am to Death_By_Cookies
Boot, should you be starting threads?
RA'd for alter.
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:10 am to Death_By_Cookies
Are you an lsu fan melting? The Ole Miss hate seems a bit intense
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:13 am to Death_By_Cookies
spotted nflsu's new alter
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:19 am to Death_By_Cookies
If Texas doesn't make the playoff, Sark is on his way out. He's had ample time to make the appropriate changes.
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:20 am to Death_By_Cookies
Probably an alter, but most of what he wrote is accurate.
LSU after 19 thought the wheels were still on the ride. Ole Miss is probably in a similar boat now.
Mizzou seems accurate so does Texas.
I’m not sold on Alabama being crap. That seems more like wish casting.
LSU after 19 thought the wheels were still on the ride. Ole Miss is probably in a similar boat now.
Mizzou seems accurate so does Texas.
I’m not sold on Alabama being crap. That seems more like wish casting.
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:25 am to NFLSU
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Oklahoma has a really tough schedule
Except OU has had one of the 1 or 2 toughest schedules since joining the SEC and that didn't stop them from making the playoffs last year. And they return just about everyone from the leagues #1 defense last year while adding a lot of offense. Not to mention the best kicker in the Country is back.
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 10:25 am
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:28 am to Death_By_Cookies
Solid
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