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SEC SCHOOLS AS TYPES OF BAGELS

Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:11 pm
Posted by Prop48 Super Thug
Member since Nov 2023
78 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:11 pm
Alabama - Salt bagel
Auburn - cheddar
Arkansas chocolate chip
Florida- garlic
UGA - Onion
Kentucky- Multigrain
LSU- cinnamon raisin
Ole Miss- whole wheat
State- pumpernickel
Missouri- St Louis bagels, these are lame AF, But a real thing
Oklahoma- sesame bagel “plain Jane”
S Carolina - blueberry
Tennessee- sourdough
Texas A&M- Homosexal bagel with CREAM cheese LMAO
UT- Everything bagel
Vandy- Asiago


This post was edited on 4/3/24 at 4:25 pm
Posted by Pig Lebowski
Venice
Member since May 2021
656 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:13 pm to
Are you bored or high?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95961 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:16 pm to
yes
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37542 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:16 pm to
Only a queer sip would know this much about bagels.

Per par
Posted by Pig Lebowski
Venice
Member since May 2021
656 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:18 pm to
I honestly didn't know there was that many types of bagels so I guess I learned something from it, not that I'll ever need to know.
Posted by crimson_one
Member since Oct 2012
1137 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
16872 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:18 pm to
Thanks asswipe, now I have to stop for a 2 egg Farmhouse on onion from Einstein Bros tomorrow on the way to work
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
5822 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

queer sip



Isn’t that like Jumbo Shrimp?
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4476 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Only a queer sip would know this much about bagels.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11237 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:27 pm to
Congratulations on overtaking a JetDawg/RatRodDawg thread as most retarded off-season thread.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12639 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:27 pm to
Is this what you have to offer the rant? Bagels?

This dude just embarrassed all the other new posters.
Posted by Gunny Hartman
Member since Jan 2021
418 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:28 pm to
Only a gay yankee would come up with this analogy.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17203 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:39 pm to
Bagels? What kind of yankee shite is this
Posted by Prop48 Super Thug
Member since Nov 2023
78 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:41 pm to
Chat is this true?
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Tampa, FL
Member since Mar 2024
165 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:45 pm to
Agree with the list. Bama is salty, and UTAustin is trans.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55332 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:06 pm to
Tell us you’re gay without saying you’re gay…
Posted by Prop48 Super Thug
Member since Nov 2023
78 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:10 pm to
“SARGE”

LOL

LMAO
This post was edited on 4/3/24 at 6:11 pm
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5301 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:17 pm to
These sheltered bumpkins yelling “gay!” at the mention of bagels is hilarious.
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Tampa, FL
Member since Mar 2024
165 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:24 pm to
What’s hilarious as a fan of Tejas just came out of the closet by calling themselves Trans, and did so in reference to a bagel. I couldn’t think of a better place to show your true colors. I mean rainbow flag
Posted by Prop48 Super Thug
Member since Nov 2023
78 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:26 pm to
You are so igorant that you haven’t even heard of an everything bagel before

Pitiful!
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