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re: SEC Rant, here's your chance to change the beginning of our fight song
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:58 pm to PRK
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:58 pm to PRK
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I can't believe we let these people in our club.
I know, its really like we were sitting here minding our own business. Aggy's over in the corner he's got a couple of hot chicks with him (Dallas and Houston TV markets). We're all drunk off our arse and we say, you know, let's invite Aggy to join us. We all agree.
The next thing we know, we have a bunch of queer nut squeezers hanging around.
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:13 pm to Aggie2000
Goodbye to the little eight, so long to the Longhorns and Sooners"
That's just off the top of my head. Hopefully, the people who make such decisions will give more thought to it than the people who came up with the Ole Miss Black Bears (not a Grizzly - not a Kodiak, but a relatively harmless little black bear).
That's just off the top of my head. Hopefully, the people who make such decisions will give more thought to it than the people who came up with the Ole Miss Black Bears (not a Grizzly - not a Kodiak, but a relatively harmless little black bear).
Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:18 pm to spoco79
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I know, its really like we were sitting here minding our own business. Aggy's over in the corner he's got a couple of hot chicks with him (Dallas and Houston TV markets). We're all drunk off our arse and we say, you know, let's invite Aggy to join us. We all agree.
The next thing we know, we have a bunch of queer nut squeezers hanging around.
Best post ever. Everyone in the SEC just woke up after a wild night and during our walk of shame, we can only say, "wtf did we drink last night" as the yell leaders wave at us down the hallway.
Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:18 pm to Aggie2000
"Goodbye to texas university. Hello SEC train gang"
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:52 pm to Klark Kent
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3) we could saw tusks off now?
Klark Kent replies:
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I'd suggest aiming a lil lower for the first decade or so. How about sawing off teeth or claws from the Ole Miss Bears or Kentucky Wildcats?
This made me laugh!
Thanks Superman
Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:53 pm to Number1Gump
OP. 
Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:56 pm to Number1Gump
Posted on 9/29/11 at 4:00 pm to spoco79
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I know, its really like we were sitting here minding our own business. Aggy's over in the corner he's got a couple of hot chicks with him (Dallas and Houston TV markets). We're all drunk off our arse and we say, you know, let's invite Aggy to join us. We all agree.
The next thing we know, we have a bunch of queer nut squeezers hanging around.
I'm sorry, that's some funny shite right there. Well put
Posted on 9/29/11 at 4:17 pm to Aggie2000
you have to be thick skinned to post here aggie2000. i think you guys should not change your fight song at all right now and maybe never. it is your song. no matter what dodds says, y'alls rivalry game will either not stop or will be picked back up pretty soon if it does. if you do change the words, i hope y'all keep the old ones around when you play them. they are just butthurt right now because you guys have just improved the hell out of your brand and will be nationally recognized going forward. also, your tier one and tier two tv games will increase dramatically and really piss 'em off. 
Posted on 9/29/11 at 4:23 pm to LSU GrandDad
When we couldn't beat texas university
Our bitches twats remained tight.
But now this SEC bangs all their beer hole patties
And they love their might.
"The dongs of the SEC are upon us"
That is their wangs they probe so well (feels like hell!)
So good bye to texas university
We don't even get a reach around now as they beat out…
the shitoutofus, the shitoutofus!
Rough, Tough, Real stuff, in our Texas A&M bimbo bum hoes.
Our bitches twats remained tight.
But now this SEC bangs all their beer hole patties
And they love their might.
"The dongs of the SEC are upon us"
That is their wangs they probe so well (feels like hell!)
So good bye to texas university
We don't even get a reach around now as they beat out…
the shitoutofus, the shitoutofus!
Rough, Tough, Real stuff, in our Texas A&M bimbo bum hoes.
Posted on 9/29/11 at 5:09 pm to LarryDavid
we're not changing shite about what we do so I don't know why we keep discussing this or think that the rest of the SEC gives a crap. They think we're weird, we like how we are, leave it at that and make threads about things that are actually interesting like, I don't know, football??
Posted on 9/29/11 at 6:11 pm to Thracken13
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this is how I view Texas and A&M - you can assign whichever to whochever:
that is awesome
Posted on 9/29/11 at 6:17 pm to miledawg
Does every Aggie post still have to include some jab back at Texas...
"our fight song is lame, blah blah blah.
Oh, and before I go, insert obligatory negative UT comment here: _____"
"our fight song is lame, blah blah blah.
Oh, and before I go, insert obligatory negative UT comment here: _____"
Posted on 9/29/11 at 6:37 pm to Aggie2000
dude, you just changed conferences.
next year, you'll have to worry about changing you underwear while you go through your sec schedule.
that's probably enough changes for one year.
next year, you'll have to worry about changing you underwear while you go through your sec schedule.
that's probably enough changes for one year.
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