Klark Kent
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Houston via BR |
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| Number of Posts: | 74528 |
| Registered on: | 1/15/2008 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: A massive water gun fight among teenagers (Memphis) turned deadly with real gunfire
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 11:38 pm to Lefty Quick
Oh yeah, totally normal stuff over here in our gated community as well.
Just the other day at the clubhouse splash pad, little Jackson and Thomas got slightly out of hand, by which I mean they committed the unforgivable crime of… spraying Jonathan with a water gun. The absolute savagery.
Naturally, Jonathan’s older brother Matthew responded the only reasonable way one does in these type of situations, he whipped out his piece and just started blasting fools.
Just the other day at the clubhouse splash pad, little Jackson and Thomas got slightly out of hand, by which I mean they committed the unforgivable crime of… spraying Jonathan with a water gun. The absolute savagery.
Naturally, Jonathan’s older brother Matthew responded the only reasonable way one does in these type of situations, he whipped out his piece and just started blasting fools.
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re: GA shooting spree leaves two innocent women dead in random attacks
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 2:59 pm to whatiknowsofar
re: I hear Myrtle Beach is lovely this time of year
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 1:07 pm to AwgustaDawg
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Myrtle Beach is awesome if you're the type of person who might need a confederate flag string bikini or a confederate flag with a pot leaf in the middle. Want a Lynyrd Skynyrd or Jack Daniels mirror to cut up lines on or separate seeds from rag weed and twist a doobie and you won't find a better selection than Myrtle Beach. The same is true of confederate flag boogie boards....and a man never knows when he might need a confederate flag boogie board....
This whole nonsensical rant reads like you thought, “If I just list enough random redneck clichés from the 90’s, maybe no one will notice I completely avoided the actual topic.” Spoiler: we noticed.
You’re not exposing anything. You’re just flailing and begging for attention.
re: What? Sydney Sweeney knows how to fix cars, house items, and shoot a gun?
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 12:44 pm to RelicBatches86
your last 10 posts were on the Political Talk board :lol:
pot meet kettle.
pot meet kettle.
re: American streamer Johnny Somalli gets 6 months prison in S. Korea for his trolling videos.
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 11:56 am to TooFyeToFly
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That guy was charged with first degree murder and is currently in jail.
disingenuous bullshite. stop trying to cover for the Leftist policies you voted for.
re: Flau'jae Johnson is a Golden State Valkyries now traded to Seattle
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 9:49 am to LSUtigerfan22
settle down nancy. i find it interesting, good context tho.
hard to believe this poor of a product is selling in a market such as Oakload, but good for them.
hard to believe this poor of a product is selling in a market such as Oakload, but good for them.
re: Flau'jae Johnson is a Golden State Valkyries now traded to Seattle
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 9:10 am to lsualum96
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They average over 18,000 per game.
:lol:
and i live in a 18k square foot home.
re: Is Jake's amazing season going to be wasted?
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 9:09 am to jrobic4
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Is Jake's amazing season going to be wasted?
Yes.
what a shame too.
re: What? Sydney Sweeney knows how to fix cars, house items, and shoot a gun?
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 9:07 am to TooFyeToFly
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Stop making everything political
that’s what I was saying during NFL and NBA games about a decade ago. Oh well, too late.
re: American streamer Johnny Somalli gets 6 months prison in S. Korea for his trolling videos.
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 8:55 am to Napoleon
meanwhile, back home is the U.S.
you can have a rap sheet a mile long, slit a girls throat on public transport, walk off and mutter “fricking white girl”, and see no real jail time.
you can have a rap sheet a mile long, slit a girls throat on public transport, walk off and mutter “fricking white girl”, and see no real jail time.
re: What? Sydney Sweeney knows how to fix cars, house items, and shoot a gun?
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 7:19 am to T1gerNate
found the gay.
re: What? Sydney Sweeney knows how to fix cars, house items, and shoot a gun?
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/15/26 at 6:29 am to WildcatMike
re: GA shooting spree leaves two innocent women dead in random attacks
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/14/26 at 7:15 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
4cubbies and the other Moderates aren’t going to show up for this one.
re: Good to see these parents 'turn up' for Jr's prom
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/14/26 at 3:27 pm to stout
o/u in jail within 5 years.
i’ll take under.
i’ll take under.
re: GA shooting spree leaves two innocent women dead in random attacks
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/14/26 at 3:21 pm to Proximo
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Olaolukitan Adon Abel
Thanks Democrats
re: Breed of Peace strikes again- my 76 year old mother attacked by pit bull
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/13/26 at 9:02 pm to greygoose
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The breed or the owners. Both are a cancer on society.
correct.
so are the sensitive little bitches who defend the breed.
re: Bars with playgrounds
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/13/26 at 8:31 pm to Stexas
dude has no life, it wouldn’t matter.
re: Breed of Peace strikes again- my 76 year old mother attacked by pit bull
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/13/26 at 8:14 pm to ColoradoCock
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But the human is to blame once again you retard.
right. because a standard poodle would have totally snapped the leash and violently attacked a stranger.
get the frick out of here.
re: Bars with playgrounds
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/13/26 at 6:29 pm to BabyTac
post less. that’s it.
re: Any thoughts on men who refuse to pay for their wives to stay home with the kids?
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/13/26 at 11:24 am to StringedInstruments
this dude needs to Oweo treatment.
re: $5.99 per pound for a bell pepper
Posted by Klark Kent on 4/12/26 at 6:50 pm to StringedInstruments
have another downvote for a stupid fricking thread.
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