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Scorched Earth Buyout Plan
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:00 pm
If this is truly what we will be given every year, why not just blow it all up and hire some coaches who bleed crimson and at least care?
A.J. McCarron. Hire him for 2 million base per year and load it with incentives. Use the rest to pay Deboer’s buyout over the next few years.
Rob Ezell could run the offense. Ingram can coach RBs. Probably lots of others who would be onboard with this idea.
Defensively, Sunseri has experience. Not many others out there, but just scrape together something that might be worth watching.
From a pure entertainment and enjoyment perspective, there would be no comparison. Not sure about everyone else, but I can’t keep watching this shite every week. I gave KD the benefit of the doubt, but we’ve watched too many complete stinkers to ever think he can win a championship here.
Alternatively, there’s always a honeypot or Mike Price model that could be utilized. Anyone else have any great suggestions? This is painful to watch.
A.J. McCarron. Hire him for 2 million base per year and load it with incentives. Use the rest to pay Deboer’s buyout over the next few years.
Rob Ezell could run the offense. Ingram can coach RBs. Probably lots of others who would be onboard with this idea.
Defensively, Sunseri has experience. Not many others out there, but just scrape together something that might be worth watching.
From a pure entertainment and enjoyment perspective, there would be no comparison. Not sure about everyone else, but I can’t keep watching this shite every week. I gave KD the benefit of the doubt, but we’ve watched too many complete stinkers to ever think he can win a championship here.
Alternatively, there’s always a honeypot or Mike Price model that could be utilized. Anyone else have any great suggestions? This is painful to watch.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:04 pm to Pharmdbamafan
frick DeBoer. That’s where I’m at. I get pissed every time I see his face. Hear his mumbling. Watch his dumb arse squint on the sideline when shite goes sideways.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:05 pm to Pharmdbamafan
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If this is truly what we will be given every year, why not just blow it all up and hire some coaches who bleed crimson and at least care?
A.J. McCarron. Hire him for 2 million base per year and load it with incentives. Use the rest to pay Deboer’s buyout over the next few years.
Rob Ezell could run the offense. Ingram can coach RBs. Probably lots of others who would be onboard with this idea.
Defensively, Sunseri has experience. Not many others out there, but just scrape together something that might be worth watching.
From a pure entertainment and enjoyment perspective, there would be no comparison. Not sure about everyone else, but I can’t keep watching this shite every week. I gave KD the benefit of the doubt, but we’ve watched too many complete stinkers to ever think he can win a championship here.
Alternatively, there’s always a honeypot or Mike Price model that could be utilized. Anyone else have any great suggestions? This is painful to watch.
I suggest we don't go with your idea.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:05 pm to Pharmdbamafan
I would fire Grubbs tonight. Back a brinks truck up to penn state and hire Andy Kotelnicki for what ever amount. Tell deboer that we will continue to run what we have until the new offense is implemented. I would also fire the strength and conditioning coach and bring in a hard nose that instills toughness and grit. That's phase 1 of the plan.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:12 pm to Pharmdbamafan
Bro are you out of your mind? Have you seen AJ coach in the UFL? Or his chest tattoos?
Next time you think of posting some shite like this go take a nap instead.
Next time you think of posting some shite like this go take a nap instead.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:13 pm to Pharmdbamafan
I don't think it's bad enough where you just completely try to lose every game.
It's going to get worse altogether though because we don't compete money wise with the big money teams.
I think the AD knows this
It's going to get worse altogether though because we don't compete money wise with the big money teams.
I think the AD knows this
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:18 pm to Pharmdbamafan
Probably the dumbest thread ever made on this board
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:22 pm to Branson
I didn't know that Andy Kotelnicki was at Kansas this year. Take the brinks truck there and get him. I e watched his offense for several years and it would work with who we have player wise. He always has a punishing run game.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:24 pm to Rambone
Lol
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:25 pm to Sandkhan
We’re brainstorming now
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:27 pm to Pharmdbamafan
I'm with you. We could also add Wes Neighbors who worked as a GA under Saban.
Also, stop paying the players completely.
Construct a team entirely out of students who wanna play ball.
frick it at this point
Also, stop paying the players completely.
Construct a team entirely out of students who wanna play ball.
frick it at this point
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:29 pm to Pharmdbamafan
Lance Taylor. I’m telling y’all this since last season.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 8:31 pm to Pharmdbamafan
Can Nate Oats coach football too?
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:21 pm to LagunaTide
Everyone here says we can’t afford a buyout. Fine. But why continue to pay Saban money for average results?
Changing the OC won’t magically fix everything, regardless of what many think.
While this post was mostly made in jest, there is some hidden truth. I would much rather watch abject failure from people with university ties who give a frick vs whatever unprepared milquetoast shite show we now get served up every week.
Changing the OC won’t magically fix everything, regardless of what many think.
While this post was mostly made in jest, there is some hidden truth. I would much rather watch abject failure from people with university ties who give a frick vs whatever unprepared milquetoast shite show we now get served up every week.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:30 pm to Pharmdbamafan
I’m hoping USC comes for DeBoer. I’m tired of him and Grubbs.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:32 pm to Pharmdbamafan
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A.J. McCarron. Hire him for 2 million base per year and load it with incentives. Use the rest to pay Deboer’s buyout over the next few years.
No thanks. He can't coach a UFL team
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Rob Ezell could run the offense. Ingram can coach RBs. Probably lots of others who would be onboard with this idea.
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Defensively, Sunseri has experience. Not many others out there, but just scrape together something that might be worth watching.
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From a pure entertainment and enjoyment perspective, there would be no comparison. Not sure about everyone else, but I can’t keep watching this shite every week. I gave KD the benefit of the doubt, but we’ve watched too many complete stinkers to ever think he can win a championship here.
Smartest thing I've heard.
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Alternatively, there’s always a honeypot or Mike Price model that could be utilized. Anyone else have any great suggestions? This is painful to watch.
We're stuck with DeBoer for a while man
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:32 pm to Pharmdbamafan
Not sure we’d win any games but a who’s who of past Saban teams as coaches would be a fun thought exercise. Just give me Ro for lb’s.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:33 pm to Bamafan4evr12
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Can Nate Oats coach football too?
Best idea in the thread
But even he would laugh us off
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:34 pm to LagunaTide
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Construct a team entirely out of students who wanna play ball.
Sounds good, gets little dicks hard but ultimately stinks of Aggie 12th man bs.
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:34 pm to Kerrygold
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Just give me Ro for lb’s.
Ro would hang a mf over the last 2 games
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