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Saban must be absolutely tetrified right now

Posted on 1/28/23 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Between TheHedges
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Posted on 1/28/23 at 2:11 pm
He was already so shook up, after David pollack told him point blank that Kirby and the Dawgs have surpassed Bama as the premier program in college football, that he cleaned house and got rid of his assistant coaches.

Now he’s come to the realization that he has to replace his OC and the same time that Supa Mario, Super Lawyer John Ruiz — Billionaire Booster with Big Bags — and the []_[] is on the prowl.

If you were an up and coming OC, where would you rather be: Tuscaloosa or South Beach?

And with Ruiz’s infinite billionaire pockets, Cristobal about to stuff Saban into a locker on the hiring trail just like he does on the recruiting trail.
Posted by Jrv2damac
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Posted on 1/28/23 at 2:12 pm to
Posted by TideFaninFl
On the space coast
Member since Oct 2017
6644 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 2:27 pm to
David Pollack is a homer and an idiot
Whistling passed the graveyard

South Beach? Honestly UM has no chance
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72204 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

If you were an up and coming OC, where would you rather be: Tuscaloosa or South Beach?


Probably the one where you get a head coaching job or NFL OC.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43338 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 2:51 pm to
The last time your team was relevant, George Teague ran your bitch arse wide receiver down and stripped the ball from him.

Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65139 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 5:57 pm to
Bump for being picked up by Stewart Mandel on twitter
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 1/28/23 at 5:59 pm to
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Bump for being picked up by Stewart Mandel on twitter


Correction: picked up by a Twitter account called Message Board Geniuses
Posted by Jrv2damac
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Posted on 1/28/23 at 5:59 pm to
And subsequently picked up by Mandel

Posted by JayAg
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Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:00 pm to
Wow a tRant celebrity lol
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18203 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:02 pm to
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tetrified

Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15639 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:03 pm to
Bama was a field goal and 2 point conversation away from a perfect season.
They are still Bama. Saban is still Saban.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6901 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

And subsequently picked up by Mandel




Oh wow, the op must be tetrified right now !
Posted by rtr23242526
Member since Dec 2022
1477 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:18 pm to
true but bama still gets the natty in 23 ..saban never goes 3 yrs without a natty..look it up and do the math ..end of discussion
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles, California
Member since Oct 2020
7237 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:36 pm to
What is tetrified? What does it mean? Did you mean, "petrified", as in a "petrified" rock? Or did you mean "terrified" as in "scared to death"?

Please explain. The Inquiring Rant wants to know.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
15981 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:40 pm to
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JetDawg


Kinda harsh on one of the poster child’s of UGA forums.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
9691 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:43 pm to
quote:

David pollack told him point blank that Kirby and the Dawgs have surpassed Bama as the premier program in college football


He's not wrong.

Back to back CFP champs is no joke.

We'll see if Saban has an answer. IMO Saban overreacted to Freeze and Malzahn.
Posted by GreatPumpkin
Member since Mar 2022
1829 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:47 pm to
Miami is dead. Tennessee spring games draw bigger crowds than the typical Miami game
Posted by Between TheHedges
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Member since Aug 2022
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Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

Miami is dead. Tennessee spring games draw bigger crowds than the typical Miami game


2001 is more recent than 1998

At least 2001 is the 21st Century
Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3422 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:52 pm to
How many OC/DC's has Saban had who went on to win it all including successful college, pro coaches?
Anyone remotely familiar with Saban and Bama knew he was changing OC's 1/2 way through the season.
I would like my chances of studying under the best coach and program in the country instead of crime riddled Miami. Especially speaking from a career standpoint.
Worked out pretty good for UGA. Had it not been for Nick Saban, Kirby would still be a GA at Florida State or the DC at Valdosta State.


Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90638 posts
Posted on 1/28/23 at 6:57 pm to
Lol I saw this thread and wanted to post a Tetris gif but saw you beat me to it


Now I want to get out my old Super Nintendo and play Tetris
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