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re: Ryan Williams is now officially Ryan Coleman-Williams.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:03 pm to _Hurricane_
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:03 pm to _Hurricane_
Whatever helps him actually catch the fricking football.
Dude was born with 10 flaccid dicks for fingers.
Dude was born with 10 flaccid dicks for fingers.
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:31 pm to _Hurricane_
Maybe this will give him the ability to catch the ball
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:32 pm to _Hurricane_
He took his husband's name?
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:36 pm to _Hurricane_
I know when I walk in the office an see a black lady with 2 last names. Im in for a wasted day.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 3:00 pm to _Hurricane_
Since he's the youngest 19 year old ever, do you think the Chambliss precedent will allow RC-W to play another 3 years?
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:02 pm to _Hurricane_
Well he does take after his mom and her feminine way so it's only fitting.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:24 pm to _Hurricane_
Is his nickname "Ole Ironhands"?
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:27 pm to _Hurricane_
quote:
It’s his mom’s last name that he’s adding
Was expecting this to be his Wife’s
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:35 pm to _Hurricane_
Can Coleman catch?
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:36 pm to The Quiet One
quote:
Dude was born with 10 flaccid dicks for fingers.
Better than being born with a finger for a dick.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:38 pm to Gideon Swashbuckler
quote:
Can Coleman catch?
Cam Coleman could not.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:59 pm to _Hurricane_
This reeks of desperation 
Posted on 3/6/26 at 6:39 pm to _Hurricane_
That’s so stupid.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:13 pm to SEC Doctor
quote:If there were a contest for biggest prima donna in CFB, everyone else is contending for second place.
When you posted this, I presumed he married a guy with the last name Coleman.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:26 pm to greygoose
He's got some of the best twitch fiber I've ever seen.
when you become a rich kid at 17 and your family, plus any friend want a piece of that....well it's gotta be hatd on a kid.
I didn't have shite and probably did worse than him with my life.
It was several years before I grew up and learned a good trade.
Trade school is where many kids should go. Why learn what some purple haired bich teaches you because she never learned how to do anything.
OK off my crazy horse.
when you become a rich kid at 17 and your family, plus any friend want a piece of that....well it's gotta be hatd on a kid.
I didn't have shite and probably did worse than him with my life.
It was several years before I grew up and learned a good trade.
Trade school is where many kids should go. Why learn what some purple haired bich teaches you because she never learned how to do anything.
OK off my crazy horse.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:24 pm to _Hurricane_
Unless you are some prestigious Aristocrat hyphenated names are really gay
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:41 pm to 1loyalbamafan
quote:No doubt he's a gifted athlete. I whole hearteldly admit that. Problem is, he is a massive attention whore. Football is a TEAM sport. Individuals looking for attention take away from the team goal. Taking a stuffed, sport animal to cuddle before games, with brightly color fingernails, and now changing your name, sends a massive message about where his head is at. This is the type that quits on you when you need them the most. Self sacrifice for the good of the team is a foreign concept.
He's got some of the best twitch fiber I've ever seen.
when you become a rich kid at 17 and your family, plus any friend want a piece of that....well it's gotta be hatd on a kid.
I didn't have shite and probably did worse than him with my life.
It was several years before I grew up and learned a good trade.
Trade school is where many kids should go. Why learn what some purple haired bich teaches you because she never learned how to do anything.
OK off my crazy horse.
Posted on 3/7/26 at 2:16 am to _Hurricane_
Has he had anal reconstructive surgery yet?
Posted on 3/7/26 at 6:36 am to 1loyalbamafan
quote:
He's got some of the best twitch fiber I've ever seen. when you become a rich kid at 17 and your family, plus any friend want a piece of that....well it's gotta be hatd on a kid. I didn't have shite and probably did worse than him with my life. It was several years before I grew up and learned a good trade. Trade school is where many kids should go. Why learn what some purple haired bich teaches you because she never learned how to do anything. OK off my crazy horse.
Did you have to go to a special school to learn how to retread tires?
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