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re: Post your Texas arrogance stories here…
Posted on 8/13/23 at 8:05 pm to Captain Insano
Posted on 8/13/23 at 8:05 pm to Captain Insano
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If you’re going to borrow my wife’s dildo at least return it and in good condition.
Why does your wife need a dildo?
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Posted on 8/13/23 at 8:16 pm to NotImber
Because he married a freak. 
Posted on 8/13/23 at 8:38 pm to jlovel7
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Post your Texas arrogance stories here…
Wished the volunteers would have never intervened to prevent them becoming Mexico. The United States would have been better off without Austin.
Posted on 8/13/23 at 8:40 pm to Hot_in_the_box
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Wished the volunteers would have never intervened to prevent them becoming Mexico. The United States would have been better off without Austin.
Post your Tennessee arrogance stories here.
Posted on 8/13/23 at 8:41 pm to jlovel7
Personally watched a group of TexAss fans, grown men, taunt an 8 year old fan after a 31-3 drubbing. Typical shorthorns, if they feel they have the upper hand they abandon any premise of being decent people
Posted on 8/13/23 at 8:44 pm to StrongHog
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Personally watched a group of TexAss fans, grown men, taunt an 8 year old fan after a 31-3 drubbing. Typical shorthorns, if they feel they have the upper hand they abandon any premise of being decent people
I find this hard to believe.
Posted on 8/13/23 at 8:54 pm to Darindawg
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Heck, there's still some on this board who still love to brag about that win over UGA
Please don't bring up the fact that we're LOSERS
- tInsecureUPosted on 8/13/23 at 8:55 pm to StrongHog
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Personally watched a group of TexAss fans, grown men, taunt an 8 year old fan
I spit on the kid afterwards
Posted on 8/13/23 at 9:06 pm to jlovel7
Was waiting in Frontier Days beer line a couple weeks back. Took 30 mins to get to the front.
As soon as I get to the front, a dude in his Texas shirt and girlfriend come up to me. Says “dude, I’ll buy your drinks if you let me get in on it right now.”
I said “if this isn’t the most Texas thing ever, thinking you can buy your way to the front of the line.” I said “guess what son, you’re talking to a gump, and we fricking run this conference. You can’t just buy your way to the top. Because of your arrogance, I’m gonna buy YOUR drinks.” Told him good luck in Tuscaloosa and gave him a hook ‘em, he gave it to me back then I turned it upside down and said frick you. Then walked away with a smile on my face.
As soon as I get to the front, a dude in his Texas shirt and girlfriend come up to me. Says “dude, I’ll buy your drinks if you let me get in on it right now.”
I said “if this isn’t the most Texas thing ever, thinking you can buy your way to the front of the line.” I said “guess what son, you’re talking to a gump, and we fricking run this conference. You can’t just buy your way to the top. Because of your arrogance, I’m gonna buy YOUR drinks.” Told him good luck in Tuscaloosa and gave him a hook ‘em, he gave it to me back then I turned it upside down and said frick you. Then walked away with a smile on my face.
Posted on 8/13/23 at 9:20 pm to Windy City
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Careful, all those NY, CA, and TX tax dollars redirected to shore up the southern welfare crowd would vanish in the scenario.
Southern Welfare is a bit broken down by some demographics that don’t paint a good picture to the narrative you’re trying to paint.
Poverty
Obesity
Mean Test Scores
Posted on 8/13/23 at 9:23 pm to StrongHog
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Personally watched a group of TexAss fans, grown men, taunt an 8 year old fan after a 31-3 drubbing. Typical shorthorns, if they feel they have the upper hand they abandon any premise of being decent people
You left out the part where the little brat was warned twice, a man can only take so many "Horns down" and I don't give a damn who you are.
Posted on 8/13/23 at 9:25 pm to StrongHog
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Personally watched a group of TexAss fans, grown men, taunt an 8 year old fan after a 31-3 drubbing.
Posted on 8/14/23 at 6:36 am to BurntOrangeMan
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safe to say you don't work in a specialized field or desire executive corporate advancement.
Ah child, you would be wrong.
But the opinion I stated is not mine but my two Texas-Exes cousins who graduated Phi Beta Kappa from Texas
Posted on 8/14/23 at 6:46 am to BurntOrangeMan
quote:Sorry to tell you, but being lead man on the lube rack down at Clem's Service Center is not "a specialized field". That week he let you answer the phone, when he had his Hemorrhoidectomy, does not qualify as executive corporate advancement.
Lot of discounting in that post, but this was your best... safe to say you don't work in a specialized field or desire executive corporate advancement.
Posted on 8/14/23 at 7:00 am to MackDaddyBrown
I never said Texas was losers... but if you're gonna be man enough to admit it, I won't stop you.
Posted on 8/14/23 at 7:07 am to Darindawg
Those snobs all walk around with their nose up, and a silver spoon up their butt. Frick them!
Posted on 8/14/23 at 9:14 am to KAHog
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Only thing Ags like more than plastic dicks are real dicks….
So what you are saying is that a bunch of d***suckers have beaten your teams arse 10 out of the last 11 years?
Posted on 8/14/23 at 10:13 am to Tridentds
I’ll admit. That was one of the few times I was cheering for the bad guys in College Station.
Posted on 8/14/23 at 11:23 am to Hardluck Harry
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Was strolling across TU's campus when I saw some males, I can't call them men, standing around licking dildos. Deciding to be friendly, I walked over and offered my H&K USP .40 caliber for them to lick. Those bastards acted like they were too good to have a lick. I had jam the barrel down one of them's throat and cock the hammer back. They all decided right then and there that they wanted to take a lick.
fricking freakshow.
Posted on 8/14/23 at 12:41 pm to Havoc
Texas Arrogance:
I live in Austin. And I’ve seen multiple dudes wearing dresses on UT’s campus. Their students have the arrogance and audacity to wear “woman face” in public. Appalling.
I live in Austin. And I’ve seen multiple dudes wearing dresses on UT’s campus. Their students have the arrogance and audacity to wear “woman face” in public. Appalling.
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