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Pick Cam and Hootie's Attorney
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:09 pm
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:09 pm
The REC needs some help here.
(a) SAUL GOODMAN - knows the drug and weapon trade inside and out. Has been to known to accept large bribes. Will do anything to get his client the justice they deserve/are willing to pay for. Seems like the frontrunner, here.
(b) ATTICUS FINCH - Native son of Alabama. Probably loves the Tide. Has experience defending poor, picked on minorities in racist locales. However, while he is poetic, suave and a crusader for justice, he did lose Tom's case. SABAN DON'T ACCEPT LOSERS PAWL.
(C) FRANK ABAGNALE - He doesn't know dick about being a lawyer, but he passed the Louisiana bar, so clearly he knows all that French Napoleanic Code bullshite. Plus, he's awesome at laundering and counterfeiting money. Could become a solid resource for future, um, transactions
(D) VINCENT GAMBINI - An outsider with a knowledge of the Southern way of life. Fabulous dresser, quick on his feet. However, not that good at being a lawyer.
(a) SAUL GOODMAN - knows the drug and weapon trade inside and out. Has been to known to accept large bribes. Will do anything to get his client the justice they deserve/are willing to pay for. Seems like the frontrunner, here.
(b) ATTICUS FINCH - Native son of Alabama. Probably loves the Tide. Has experience defending poor, picked on minorities in racist locales. However, while he is poetic, suave and a crusader for justice, he did lose Tom's case. SABAN DON'T ACCEPT LOSERS PAWL.
(C) FRANK ABAGNALE - He doesn't know dick about being a lawyer, but he passed the Louisiana bar, so clearly he knows all that French Napoleanic Code bullshite. Plus, he's awesome at laundering and counterfeiting money. Could become a solid resource for future, um, transactions
(D) VINCENT GAMBINI - An outsider with a knowledge of the Southern way of life. Fabulous dresser, quick on his feet. However, not that good at being a lawyer.
This post was edited on 5/18/16 at 4:10 pm
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:11 pm to SummerOfGeorge
They will be represented by the firm of White-Mann-Small-Johnson
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:11 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Atticus so they're found guilty
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:11 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:12 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Lightfoot, Franklin & White, LLC is always the first place to start 
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:13 pm to SummerOfGeorge
You missed the best choice
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:13 pm to rockiee
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You missed the best choice
Woah woah woah, we are NCAA rule followers here. Cam can talk to Jerry the second he finishes winning the 2016 National Championship.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:15 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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we are NCAA rule followers here
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:17 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Matlock
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:17 pm to SummerOfGeorge
E) Jackie Chiles
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:18 pm to SDVTiger
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E) Jackie Chiles
His big city ways and um, complexion, might not play well in a Monroe court room. Gonna have to ax that one.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:19 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Alexander Shunnarrah
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:21 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Hope its not an LSU Hebert law center alum.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:22 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Also considered
JAKE BRIGANCE - Ole Miss grad though, probably already has the next 18 months booked up. Below is film of him watching 4th and 25. Heartbreaking.
FLETCHER REEDE - would have been perfect in his prime, however, after his mental breakdown is now no longer able to tell a lie. WTF good is that?
JAKE BRIGANCE - Ole Miss grad though, probably already has the next 18 months booked up. Below is film of him watching 4th and 25. Heartbreaking.
FLETCHER REEDE - would have been perfect in his prime, however, after his mental breakdown is now no longer able to tell a lie. WTF good is that?
This post was edited on 5/18/16 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:23 pm to makersmark1
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Alexander Shunnarrah
LOL - Funny you say that, I saw one of his signs the other day in Atlanta and for the first time noticed the "Alexander is not licensed to practice law in Georgia, so-and-so will handle all Georgia cases" underneath it.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:24 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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probably already has the next 18 months booked up
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:34 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Put the Southern grad in there!
"If the pipe don't hit, you must acquit!"
"If the pipe don't hit, you must acquit!"
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:48 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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LOL - Funny you say that, I saw one of his signs the other day in Atlanta and for the first time noticed the "Alexander is not licensed to practice law in Georgia, so-and-so will handle all Georgia cases" underneath it.
Shunnarrah can't practice anywhere in the south.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:53 pm to SummerOfGeorge
The law firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:53 pm to JamalSanders
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Shunnarrah can't practice anywhere in the south.
So the only selling point on those billboards are his stunning good looks (sic)? I don't get it. Then again, I'm not the usual demographic for an I-85 billboard lawyer, so what do I know.
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