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re: Pay the Bill You Toothless Hillbillies

Posted on 10/21/26 at 9:32 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
22628 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 9:32 am to
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Pay the Bill You Toothless Hillbillies


SEC states ranked by dental health (including DC...so total of 51):

22. Georgia
24. Missouri
35. Oklahoma
39. South Carolina
41. Tennessee
42. Florida
44. Alabama
45. Kentucky
46. Louisiana
48. Texas
49. Arkansas
51. Mississippi

LINK

So, the "Toothless Hillbillies" have better dental health than the Trailer Park Trash.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
50936 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 9:32 am to
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Alabama and Florida fans take pride in never storming the field.


I don't know if we take pride in that because it was forced on us by a police presence. I think we stormed the field once or twice in the early 80's and they nipped that shite in the bud real quickly.
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
27129 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 9:36 am to
Not only that. Let me preach on it. Teams storm the field when they Beat Bama because its the highlight of their year. Their Super Bowl.

Tennessee hasn't done anything since the last CENTURY. I don't foresee any additions to their trophy case anytime soon in this one. So when you do manage to win one, we'll take your 500K. They should raise it to a cool million.

We played for the conference title just last year. Bama will be just fine.
Posted by DawgsLife
Ellijay, Ga.
Member since Jun 2013
63052 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 9:52 am to
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Alabama and Florida fans take pride in never storming the field.
I guess you got to have pride in something. Begging for $500,000 after a loss is sad. Really, really sad. But hey, if it makes the loss feel better, go for it.
Posted by Furlong the Red
Uptown
Member since Dec 2022
1255 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:04 am to
This is the 2nd thread you've made this week begging for cash. Pretty pathetic look IMHO
Posted by gonzoesq
Slidell
Member since May 2018
209 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:05 am to
Calling them toothless is the most hippocritical tag you could come up with in Gump country . 90% of the Gumps led by Willie have about 25 percent of a mouth of teeth; and that’s bragging.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
76605 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:07 am to
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Alabama and Florida fans take pride in never storming the field.


Alabama fans don't storm the field because Alabama won't let them.

They tried to in the 90's and were beaten and arrested.
Posted by tigersmanager
Member since Jun 2010
12367 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:13 am to
melting
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10761 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:51 am to
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Kentucky was fined $500,000 for storming the field after beating LSU.


Twenty-four years after the first time they stormed the field at the end of an LSU game they've figured out to wait until it's been confirmed that they've won.

I don't have a problem with UK storming the field after that win. That's one they've wanted for a long time and they earned it. Unfortunately, da rulz is da rulz.
Posted by phaz
Waddell, AZ
Member since Jan 2009
7284 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 12:00 pm to
They whipped our arse, says congrats and move on
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
2433 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 12:51 pm to
I could understand storming the field if they won on a field goal in the last seconds of the game, but they were beating us for the entire four quarters.
Posted by Rrrrroger
Member since Mar 2021
1573 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 2:50 pm to
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I could understand storming the field if they won on a field goal in the last seconds of the game, but they were beating us for the entire four quarters.

Wouldn’t even call it a field storming. We just went on the field after the game, smoked cigars and partied a bit.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
50936 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:00 pm to
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Wouldn’t even call it a field storming. We just went on the field after the game, smoked cigars and partied a bit.


10rc can't even storm the field right.
Posted by That LSU Guy
Public Enemy #1 & #2
Member since Jul 2008
16501 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:05 pm to
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Registered on: 10/19/2026
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22628 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:57 pm to
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I could understand storming the field if they won on a field goal in the last seconds of the game, but they were beating us for the entire four quarters.




I guess it's just that Vol fans were so excited. They've only won 3 of the last 5 times they've played Bama and their record against Bama in Neyland stadium this decade is only 3-1 (if you consider year zero the first of the decade...if not, they are 3-0).
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16505 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 6:13 pm to
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just sad what has happened to the bama posters

What? I'm enjoying the bama light board the last few weeks. All the bama trolls currently back under the bridge last few weeks. Been glorious
Posted by MFTPC
Member since Apr 2026
472 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

Alabama and Florida fans take pride in never storming the field.


Hard to storm a field in a Hoveround
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16640 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 6:44 pm to
Is Kentucky the only team to storm the field after a loss?

Bluegrass Miracle.

There was a California team that did it too, I think....
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
2545 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 6:48 pm to
I dispense the toothless hillbillies in knoxville more than most, but the gumps are not looking good this week.

Second straight loss and 10rc thumped them.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
128802 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 7:01 pm to
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They're melting down hard on the Bama board right now. You should pay it a visit in your free time.
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