Oxford is trash and everyone who says they like it is lying

The Square is like someone took the shittiest block out of 1920’s New Orleans and stuckk that shite in the middle of no where. William Faulkner was a drunken bastard who stayed in Oxford only because of severe Stockholm syndrome. The University isn’t even technically in the city of Oxford. They literally had to create a fricking point on the map called University, MS because they realized that Oxford was such a fricking mistake. Square books is a fire hazard. They had fricking double decker busses imported because they thought people would actually enjoy seeing their dumbarse city but the busses themselves have actually become the biggest attraction in the whole fricking city. The University itself reminds me of a 1A private school and the Grove has less trees than Toomer’s Corner. The Walk of Champions is a fricking farce and a monument to mediocrity and racism. The best restaurant in town is IHOB. The whole town got so bored of itself that they all decided to start wearing powder blue unironically. The golf course would be better served converting to a Par 3. But even with all that I still think Oxford is the most suitable town for a major university in the state of Mississippi.