DonaldDuckworth

Definitely not the Notre Dame of the SEC. Notre Dame is overrated based on past championships. As far as anyone not on the rant is concerned, UGA has never won one.

UGA is ranked high because they have a top 4 roster in football each and every year and play damn good football. I hate those frickers. But they aren’t overrated.

Nevertheless: 1980

Someone posted a graphic after the DK Metcalf incident the other day (when we found out the truth of him being an alien life form) of the 5-6 players in NFL combine history over 225 lbs that ran sub 4.4 and Matt Jones was on that list. Insane. There is no way that I’ve seen any football player at any level with longer strides that Matt Jones. How else do you run like Usain Bolt while looking like a slow-arse white baw?

In the spirit of unnecessary declarations of obvious virtue, I’d like to also point out that child abuse is bad, you shouldn’t smoke crack, a vote for Biden is a vote for Marxism and you really shouldn’t beat up random old people.

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Hopefully he dies

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Dang dude. Wtf is your problem?

Easy for me...LSU is my 2nd favorite team: Great program, cool unis, always plays us tough as nails...old school, physical ball...last but not least, 4 notes is awesome and iconic.

I don’t even know why this is speculation… The execution of the grand Auburn conspiracy was flawless last Saturday… Why fix what is not broken?

1. They will not call any penalties on LSU at all… Or maybe just one 5 yard penalty that doesn’t matter at all. They will allow LSU to hold all day.
2. They will take at least one auburn touchdown off the board with a bad call
3. They will extend at least two LSU drives by Ignoring LSU penalties.
4. Now that they have lulled us all to sleep with their reverse psychology wizardry, the true nucleus of their genius plan will hatch: there will be some sort of bizarre/obscure turnover related play that will go Auburn’s way... But they won’t be held accountable… That’s the genius in their plan of giving so many other breaks to LSU.

And there you have it… Wrapped up and tied with a bow. Their malevolence, and insidiousness knows no bounds.

That was absolutely insane. Metcalf looked 30-40% bigger...than that NFL corner who was WAAAAY out in front...and ran him down like he was standing still. “Not human”. Agreed

He's fantastic...and although he didn't have the legendary career tenure and all, I think Rod Bramblett was up there in talent.

I'll say though, I thought the "hobnail boot" call was just weird and don't understand how it's so famous. It just seems cringy to me. Seems like he should have just continued and it would have gone something like this:

"We just stepped on their face with a hobnail boot and broke their nose. We just crushed their face. We electrocuted them with a cattle prod and shoved a red hot poker up their arse. We ran them over with a combine harvester, sent them thru a wood chipper, and mailed their body parts to Rosie O'Donnell. We stuck their face in a Howitzer cannon and pulled the trigger. We brought them a martini that was actually sulfuric acid and when they asked for water, dropped napalm on their head"