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OT , don't rub your eyes with jalapeno juice on your hands

Posted on 10/13/23 at 5:37 pm
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
Ouachita Mountains of Arkansas
Member since Dec 2022
2337 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 5:37 pm
trust me you don't want that pain
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19248 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 5:38 pm to
Pepper will do that as well.
Posted by BornAndRaised_LA
Springfield, VA
Member since Oct 2018
5228 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 5:39 pm to
And don’t wear contacts to a crawfish boil
Posted by Miznoz
St. Louis
Member since Dec 2018
2137 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 5:46 pm to
Also you dimwitted Arkansonians

remember not to frick your siblings.

while we're getting stupid obvious crap out of the way thought I'd mention it
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 6:21 pm to
also, don’t smear peanut butter on your genitals, guzzle a bottle of Everclear, take off all your clothes, pass out in a room with two hungry pit bulls.

seems pretty self explanatory
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6896 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Also you dimwitted Arkansonians

remember not to frick your siblings.

while we're getting stupid obvious crap out of the way thought I'd mention it




Ok ok, I'm starting to like this poster !
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 6:24 pm to
Is this a shot at watching the LSU defense?
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6896 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 6:30 pm to
In college a dated a lovely lady from Ciudad Acuña . She mentioned something to me once about how as a teen, she vowed to never date a pepper picker again. I dunno.
Posted by BlueFalcon
Aberdeen Scotland
Member since Dec 2011
2319 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

don't rub your eyes with jalapeno juice on your hands


Don't tell me what to do

This is America
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8132 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 7:04 pm to
Wd40 isn't the best lube for everything
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

Wd40


also works to catch fish.
Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5207 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 7:19 pm to
I was cutting jalapeños once, and I sneezed. My hands went to cover my sneeze automatically, which put the jalapeño juice on my fingers right into my eyes. Pain is right.

Smearing yogurt on your eyes will help some, but only some.
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20893 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 9:21 pm to
I got Tabasco sauce in my pee hole once when I was a kid that was on my fingers when I went to take a pee
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
17878 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

also, don’t smear peanut butter on your genitals, guzzle a bottle of Everclear, take off all your clothes, pass out in a room with two hungry pit bulls.

Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22766 posts
Posted on 10/13/23 at 11:00 pm to
and whatever you do, after cutting hot peppers... Don't go take a lead and handle your willy... (Not you Willy? No video needed)!
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
1313 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 10:41 am to
Don’t take piss after handling habanero peppers unless you wash your hands good first.

First hand experience.
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