Favorite team:Alabama 
Location:Krypton
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Interests:Watching Paint Dry
Occupation:Lion Tamer
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Registered on:11/24/2008
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I've carried a firearm in my truck since my first wife and I split because that bitch is crazy and was after my money and property. No doubt if she could have raised enough cash, and found someone willing to do it, she would have had me whacked. Current wife is an RN working for a hospice company. She has to make calls in sketchy parts of town at all hours. So she and I both got our CC permit a few years ago. Due to the nature of my work, I don't always have mine on my person, but it's never, ever very far away.
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Texas fans have been sad for 15 years about not being healthy in the national championship against Bama

Texas was healthy at kickoff. However, Marcel Dareus quickly affected the health of Colt McCoy.
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Milroe wasn't the reason Diego Pavia punked us last year.

It wasn't entirely on Milroe but he didn't exactly help his team out. I recall a pick 6 before the half that put Vandy up by two scores. And aside from that, he was his usual inconsistent self.
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Jif peanut butter

Peter Pan > Jif

re: Age Difference Between Spouses

Posted by samson73103 on 6/6/25 at 12:17 pm
First wife was 9 years younger than me. Current wife is 6 years younger than me.
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AJ McCarron

This dude literally owned LSU. I was in Tiger Stadium when the screen to Yeldon ripped the hearts out of Tiger fans.

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Joe Burrow dropped his nuts on Alabama’s face

Kind of like AJ did to LSU as a sophomore when he abused Tyrann Mathieu all night in the Superdome, LSU's second home, en route to a 21-0 beat down in the BCS title game.
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Metallica or Grateful Dead

:lol: Metallica is light years better than the Grateful Dead.

Several others mentioned are worthy of consideration, most notably Aerosmith and Van Halen. But the Eagles are, in my estimation, the GOAT.
A buddy and I used to park at the mall, sit there and drink beer, then move closer as parking spots became available until we made it to the front row.
Sometimes I return my cart and sometimes I do not. Depends on how big of a hurry I'm in. Unless I'm mistaken, and I rarely am, major retailers have people hired to gather up carts and bring them back to the store. So, who really gives a shite? The OP just needs something to get worked up about I guess :dunno:
What's the RB situation looking like. Bama didn't have a consistent running game last year at all.
When I was in my 20's I thought I had dozens of friends. What I really had was a bunch of friendly acquaintances, although a few of them used me however they could to benefit themselves. True friends are rare. Now, at 50, I can count on one hand the guys who would come running in the middle of the night if I was in a bind. As far as being stabbed in the back, in my case, my own family has done more than anyone outside the family to undermine me with regards to managing the family business. There have also been a couple employees who I went above and beyond to help out that, figuratively speaking, repaid my generosity with a giant middle finger.

re: Stone Temple Pilots

Posted by samson73103 on 5/23/25 at 10:13 pm
STP was the best 90's band by a sizable margin.
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Allred is leading Paxton in the polls

Paxton will skulldrag Allred. IDGAF what the polls say right now.

re: George Strait is 73 today.

Posted by samson73103 on 5/19/25 at 3:54 pm
I remember when "Unwound" hit the FM dial. It was his first chart single. Damn I'm old!
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Canes

Canes sucks. Never have gotten what people find so special about it. I would place it below Chik-Fil-A, Popeye's, and Zaxby's. It's only a notch above KFC.
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he pretty much got followed out of one town in Oregon by the cops to ensure he didn’t stay in town.

I remember when this happened to John J. Rambo. It did not end well for the local cops.

re: DWI probation…

Posted by samson73103 on 5/10/25 at 1:39 pm
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If politicians really wanted to save lives the. Every car would have a breathalyzer

I agree. Have said this for years. But it's all about the $$$
Clemson in the CFP final in 2018. Justin Ross is still running.