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re: Nick Saban to the Dallas Cowboys?

Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:04 am to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84994 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:04 am to
BenHogan, you are spot on. The problem is that when Jones hires that coach, he will have to win the Superbowl within the first 2-3 years. That's about as long as a 'real' coach can put up with his BS. Then, Jones always goes back to the pussy whipped coach in name only.

Jimmy Johnson has told some awesome stories on the depth of Jones' idioacy when he coached Dallas.

Posted by NOLATide
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2007
2576 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:05 am to
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Another fine example of you rubbing the sand in your vagina because everyone in the world isn't waiting in line to suck off Saban like you.
First of all heauxmeaux, I don't have a vagina, not that you have ever seen one or would know the difference. Secondly if I did, my vagina would be in top shelf shape because I love it when you pathetic, losers pine for deliverance with your little wishful thinking posts about Saban leaving. They are hilarious and expose your whiny fans for the broken-hearted babies that they have become. There have been 17,000 posts about the same thing for tyhe past three seasons, and I don't see you telling your fellow fans to zip it, so you are complicit. And guess what - Saban is still at Alabama, building a monster, and Les Miles is still at LSU building an erector set.

If you disagree with what I have to say then by all means offer up an opinion, otherwise stop stalking me with your empty, worthless, and biter little replies.

Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10290 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:05 am to
Never gonna happen! Now Les Miles to Dallas is more probable.
Posted by roadkill
East Coast, FL
Member since Oct 2008
1834 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:06 am to
PDJ4LSU - worst stir attempt of the week.....keep dreaming corndogs.....
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10049 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:06 am to
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Tried it once and it didn't work. He's not going anywhere.


I agree. He hated the NFL.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:07 am to
Alabama 1 NY Giants 0 (Ray Perkins)
Alabama 2 Miami 0 (Bear refusing to go, Nick Saban)
Tampa Bay 1 Alabama 0


Bama is 3-1 against the NFL. It won't happen.
Posted by old man tiger
Member since Feb 2009
2383 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:08 am to
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Nick Saban to the Dallas Cowboys?
yeap...


Won't happen. He was a failure in the pros of epic proportion.
Posted by Tide
Member since Jul 2009
436 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:21 am to
Les Miles to Milsaps?
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24376 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:23 am to
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First of all heauxmeaux, I don't have a vagina, not that you have ever seen one or would know the difference. Secondly if I did, my vagina would be in top shelf shape because I love it when you pathetic, losers pine for deliverance with your little wishful thinking posts about Saban leaving. They are hilarious and expose your whiny fans for the broken-hearted babies that they have become. There have been 17,000 posts about the same thing for tyhe past three seasons, and I don't see you telling your fellow fans to zip it, so you are complicit. And guess what - Saban is still at Alabama, building a monster, and Les Miles is still at LSU building an erector set.

If you disagree with what I have to say then by all means offer up an opinion, otherwise stop stalking me with your empty, worthless, and biter little replies.



1) Way to tell my you're not whining by whining even more like a little bitch.

2) I guess there wouldn't be too many threads of LSU fans telling LSU fans to zip it on a fricking LSU site. Go figure.

3) It's even funnier that you think LSU is dead in the water because you can't get over your infatuation with Saban. He's a great coach, no doubt, but keep in mind the man has NEVER stayed in any one place longer than 5 years and spare me the "but he's at Alabama now, why would he leave?" Let that man have 1 or 2 bad seasons in a row and the meltdown that is going on right now with some LSU fans will be laughable compared to what you Gumps will do. For Saban's sake he better win the NC this year.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28601 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:26 am to
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Another fine example of you rubbing the sand in your vagina because everyone in the world isn't waiting in line to suck off Saban like you.


see... this line right here is PROOF that LSU fans won't do due diligence to preserve the win. Bama fans WILL go to any length. what you make fun of here sir is the exact reason no real coach likes LSU or wants to stay at LSU. you gotta be willing to go the WHOLE 9 yards... to quote the late Carlin, "Sure, i'll take a shot in the mouth if it means getting further down the road."

jeez... you and your luke-warm fandom. PATHETIC.
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24376 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:29 am to
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see... this line right here is PROOF that LSU fans won't do due diligence to preserve the win. Bama fans WILL go to any length. what you make fun of here sir is the exact reason no real coach likes LSU or wants to stay at LSU. you gotta be willing to go the WHOLE 9 yards... to quote the late Carlin, "Sure, i'll take a shot in the mouth if it means getting further down the road."

jeez... you and your luke-warm fandom. PATHETIC.



Well played sir.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:29 am to
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keep in mind the man has NEVER stayed in any one place longer than 5 years


A couple of other things he's NEVER done before getting here:

Gone undefeated in a regular season (2 now)
Won double digit games back to back (done now)

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Let that man have 1 or 2 bad seasons in a row and the meltdown that is going on right now with some LSU fans will be laughable compared to what you Gumps will do


We'll be fine. We've been tempered and battle worn by this past decade.

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For Saban's sake he better win the NC this year.


One win away..
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24376 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:31 am to
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A couple of other things he's NEVER done before getting here:

Gone undefeated in a regular season (2 now)
Won double digit games back to back (done now)



Which is why he better....

quote:

One win away..
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:32 am to

Admin: Please sticky

Here is what we know.

Monday, Miles was leaving for the Cowboys
Thusday, Saban to the Cowboys
Friday, Stoops to the Cowboys
Sunday, Tressel to the Cowboys
Wednesday, Jimmy Johnson to the Cowboys
Sunday, Jones sells Cowboys
Posted by Alltheway Tigers!
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
7131 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:46 am to
Saban is not ready for the NFL. While he has the college game figured out, the NFL is beyond him for now.

He will venture that way again, once he is bored with college football. The man likes perfection.

I mean, after you win a few championships in college football, it will be a cycle of rinse and repeat. Can't see a personality like Saban being satisfied with just doing the same thing over and over to pad his stats. Done it, confirmed I could do it again and again, done with it, time to move on to the next adventure/challenge.

Posted by NOLATide
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2007
2576 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:48 am to
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1) Way to tell my you're not whining by whining even more like a little bitch.

Yaaaaawwwnnnn.
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2) I guess there wouldn't be too many threads of LSU fans telling LSU fans to zip it on a fricking LSU site. Go figure.
The standard "It's an LSU website that's why we act like bitches" reply. Worthless.
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3) It's even funnier that you think LSU is dead in the water because you can't get over your infatuation with Saban.

I don't think you are dead in the water, but your head coach clearly can't swim and yall are too obsessed with the desire for Saban to break Alabama's heart that you can't even see the desperation of your situation. Besides, I don't have an infatuation with Coach Saban, I have an infatuation with the fame, $$$, superstars, hardware, glory, and LSU fan's tears that he delivers so easily and readily for my University. When he doess leave all we will have to do is not repeat your mistake and hire a total retarded idiot to be our next coach.
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He's a great coach, no doubt, but keep in mind the man has NEVER stayed in any one place longer than 5 years and spare me the "but he's at Alabama now, why would he leave?" Let that man have 1 or 2 bad seasons in a row and the meltdown that is going on right now with some LSU fans will be laughable compared to what you Gumps will do.
Yet again, more wishful thinking, hoping and praying for Saban to fail. Y'all are so transparent, pathetic and funny.

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For Saban's sake he better win the NC this year.
Yeah but if he does win then 32,000 Coonasses might immeadiatley fall into Cardiac Arrest, while Gumps the world over will rejoice. 17 years and 9 months from now Bama will have another #1 recruiting class while you will be talking about the Glory days of LSU football, 2003-2007. So keep crossing your fingers, and supporting the crybaby f*cktards among you who have only the sad wishes of another team's potential failure to keep them warm this winter.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72175 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:51 am to
Bobby Petrino. Done deal.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:52 am to

Dammit, left him out. He's def in the mix
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:53 am to
Saban ain't going back to the NFL. Contrary to Gump reports, the dude ain't God himself so he can stay at Bama as long as he wants, I ain't scared
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24376 posts
Posted on 12/17/09 at 9:55 am to
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Yaaaaawwwnnnn.


Typical

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The standard "It's an LSU website that's why we act like bitches" reply. Worthless.


Nice

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I don't think you are dead in the water, but your head coach clearly can't swim and yall are too obsessed with the desire for Saban to break Alabama's heart that you can't even see the desperation of your situation. Besides, I don't have an infatuation with Coach Saban, I have an infatuation with the fame, $$$, superstars, hardware, glory, and LSU fan's tears that he delivers so easily and readily for my University. When he doess leave all we will have to do is not repeat your mistake and hire a total retarded idiot to be our next coach.


It took your loaded team and superior coach everything and then some to beat us. (Que the "moral victory speech")

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Yet again, more wishful thinking, hoping and praying for Saban to fail. Y'all are so transparent, pathetic and funny.


Y'all make it more about Saban than anyone. I want Alabama to fail. I don't give a shite if the Pope is the coach.

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Yeah but if he does win then 32,000 Coonasses might immeadiatley fall into Cardiac Arrest, while Gumps the world over will rejoice. 17 years and 9 months from now Bama will have another #1 recruiting class while you will be talking about the Glory days of LSU football, 2003-2007. So keep crossing your fingers, and supporting the crybaby f*cktards among you who have only the sad wishes of another team's potential failure to keep them warm this winter.


Did you just talk shite about a recruiting class in 2026? Wow....... just wow.
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