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re: Nick Saban has NEVER beat a Auburn team with 9 wins
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:18 pm to AU24
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:18 pm to AU24
And Auburn has 1 win against a Saban-coached Alabama team with 10 wins heading into the IB, that 1 win being a miracle "kick six" that you a-holes cream your pants over at the very thought.
Let's outline the other 2 wins you've had since Saban's been there:
> A 24 point "Cam Back" led by a once in a lifetime Heisman QB, assisted by a miraculous 30 yard fumble that walked the sideline for a touchback, & Mark Barron tearing his pectoral muscle.
> 2007 doesn't need an explanation - the shittiest team Nick's had at Alabama.
So bottom line, you only beat a Nick Saban coached Alabama team when Mike Shula was the HC the prior year, you have a once in a lifetime Heisman QB, or a damn unheard of miracle play.
Best of luck, bitches.
Let's outline the other 2 wins you've had since Saban's been there:
> A 24 point "Cam Back" led by a once in a lifetime Heisman QB, assisted by a miraculous 30 yard fumble that walked the sideline for a touchback, & Mark Barron tearing his pectoral muscle.
> 2007 doesn't need an explanation - the shittiest team Nick's had at Alabama.
So bottom line, you only beat a Nick Saban coached Alabama team when Mike Shula was the HC the prior year, you have a once in a lifetime Heisman QB, or a damn unheard of miracle play.
Best of luck, bitches.
This post was edited on 11/13/17 at 3:19 pm
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:18 pm to 16 Next
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Saban has beaten five 8-win Auburn teams that would've won nine had he lost to them
^^^That is the definitive quote^^^
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:21 pm to AU24
Auburn is 1-5 all-time against AP #1 Alabama
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:21 pm to 16 Next
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Saban has beaten five 8-win Auburn teams
And has lost to six 9 win Auburn teams.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:22 pm to m2pro
Remember when the barners figured out how much alabama paid for each win after Saban's first season? They stopped doing that for some reason.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:22 pm to AU24
Auburn's had two 9-win seasons over the last nine years. Meanwhile schools like Florida, Georgia and LSU fire their coaches for 9-win seasons.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:23 pm to AeroSpaceTiger
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And has lost to six 9 win Auburn teams.
I love how the fact that Auburn pooped themselves in bowl games in 2014 (especially 2014) and 2016 somehow is a bragging point for you guys. NAW SEE THOSE TEAMS SUCKED DID YOU SEE HOW SHITTY WE WERE IN BOWL GAMES NOPE DIDN'T GET 9 WINS.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:24 pm to Bench McElroy
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Auburn's had two 9-win seasons over the last nine years. Meanwhile schools like Florida, Georgia and LSU fire their coaches for 9-win seasons.
Yes, only two, but those two were a national title and a national title appearance. More than Georgia and LSU can say at least
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:24 pm to Gustave
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This thread didn't go the way OP intended.
I think it went EXACTLY how he intended.
Hooked you insecure bammers in record time. can't wait to whip y'alls over inflated asses in two weeks
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:24 pm to AU24
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Nick Saban has NEVER beat a Auburn team with 9 wins
*beaten
*an
you ignorant bastard
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:26 pm to AeroSpaceTiger
Alabama won in 08, 09, 11, 12, 14, 15 and 16.
Auburn won in 10 and 13.
Therefore, Alabama/Saban have won seven of nine against Auburn.
Auburn won in 10 and 13.
Therefore, Alabama/Saban have won seven of nine against Auburn.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:26 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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love how the fact that Auburn pooped themselves in bowl games in 2014 (especially 2014) and 2016 somehow is a bragging point for you guys. NAW SEE THOSE TEAMS SUCKED DID YOU SEE HOW SHITTY WE WERE IN BOWL GAMES NOPE DIDN'T GET 9 WINS.
No, trust me, I agree it's a silly point to make for Auburn fans. Only 6 nine win seasons since Saban was at LSU isn't the greatest. But it is still weird that Saban just never managed to win at least one against Auburn when we had 9 or more wins
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:26 pm to AU_251
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I think it went EXACTLY how he intended. Hooked you insecure bammers in record time.
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can't wait to whip y'alls over inflated asses in two weeks
If Auburn was 10-0 you'd be ranked #1 too. But, that's not the case.
This post was edited on 11/13/17 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:27 pm to AHM21
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Alabama won in 08, 09, 11, 12, 14, 15 and 16. Auburn won in 10 and 13. Therefore, Alabama/Saban have won seven of nine against Auburn.
Are you forgetting the 2007 season?
Again, to the Alabama fans in this thread, that's not a record to hang your hat on. The OP tried a dumb troll. But I personally still think that is weird fact. Don't let the OP get to ya
This post was edited on 11/13/17 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:28 pm to Decker
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*beaten
*an
you ignorant bastard
wow, you sure showed him.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:28 pm to AeroSpaceTiger
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Are you forgetting the 2007 season?
I have almost convinced myself the calendar skipped from 2005 to 2008 in football years. My next goal is to try the old 1996 to 1999 to 2008. I'll miss most of my child hood/young adulthood/college years, but it'll be worth it.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:29 pm to AU24
Way to rally the Bama fans on rant. Talk about the one they worship not being holy. They jumped in here faster than they do to the mailbox when the welfare checks arrive.
Saban rarely beats anyone with as much or more talent than him. It's why he loses to many of the good teams and his defenses look like crap against the top offenses he faces.
Saban rarely beats anyone with as much or more talent than him. It's why he loses to many of the good teams and his defenses look like crap against the top offenses he faces.
This post was edited on 11/13/17 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:30 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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I have almost convinced myself the calendar skipped from 2005 to 2008 in football years
Oddly enough, I can't recall if the year 2012 ever happened
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:30 pm to AU_251
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Hooked you insecure bammers in record time
Posted on 11/13/17 at 3:31 pm to AeroSpaceTiger
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Oddly enough, I can't recall if the year 2012 ever happened
My philosophy summed up in one gif
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