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re: Nick loves LSU and feels bad how it worked out
Posted on 2/8/26 at 3:04 am to Draconian Sanctions
Posted on 2/8/26 at 3:04 am to Draconian Sanctions
Nick Saban has always loved LSU because he considers it his home and all the people there are what he considers his family.
Rightfully, it's LSU that should have had 6 NC's under his leadership. Saban always regretted that he couldn't have won all those games and SEC Championships and NC's while being at LSU, where he really belonged.
He even said he would have came back after leaving Miami if it weren't for bell peppers and rice. He hated bell peppers and rice. In reality, it was the food of Louisiana that ultimately turned him away from his true destiny.
In moments of anger, when he lived in BR, he would go into rages about the fricking bell peppers and rice. How many times can a human being east goddamned bell peppers and rice before turning into a knuckle dragging retard like Ed Orgeron, he would scream.
So, blame it all on the food.
Rightfully, it's LSU that should have had 6 NC's under his leadership. Saban always regretted that he couldn't have won all those games and SEC Championships and NC's while being at LSU, where he really belonged.
He even said he would have came back after leaving Miami if it weren't for bell peppers and rice. He hated bell peppers and rice. In reality, it was the food of Louisiana that ultimately turned him away from his true destiny.
In moments of anger, when he lived in BR, he would go into rages about the fricking bell peppers and rice. How many times can a human being east goddamned bell peppers and rice before turning into a knuckle dragging retard like Ed Orgeron, he would scream.
So, blame it all on the food.
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Posted on 2/8/26 at 3:13 am to BobRossMobBoss
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even said he would have came back after leaving Miami if it weren't for bell peppers and rice. He hated bell peppers and rice. In reality, it was the food of Louisiana that ultimately turned him away from his true destiny.
In moments of anger, when he lived in BR, he would go into rages about the fricking bell peppers and rice. How many times can a human being east goddamned bell peppers and rice before turning into a knuckle dragging retard like Ed Orgeron, he would scream.
What the frick is "bell pepper and rice"?
Are you talking about stuffed bell peppers?
Or are you talking about those two being ingredients in most Louisiana cuisine, not an actual dish, just two ingredients he hates?
Or are you seriously talking about some weird dish called "bell peppers and rice" that isn't a real thing? Did someone feed you a bowl of rice topped with bell peppers and tell you that's a real Louisiana dish? If so...they were fricking around and wanted to see if you actually believed them.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 3:22 am to magildachunks
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What the frick is "bell pepper and rice"?
Are you talking about stuffed bell peppers?
Or are you talking about those two being ingredients in most Louisiana cuisine, not an actual dish, just two ingredients he hates?
Or are you seriously talking about some weird dish called "bell peppers and rice" that isn't a real thing? Did someone feed you a bowl of rice topped with bell peppers and tell you that's a real Louisiana dish? If so...they were fricking around and wanted to see if you actually believed them.
Nick Saban hated bell peppers and rice and everyone in his orbit knew that. But, try as they may, there was no food available in BR to give to him that didn't include either bell peppers or rice in some form or fashion.
He thought, probably wrongly as it doesn't sound very scientific, that the reason so many regular dirt class LSU fans seemed mostly retarded was because of the bell peppers and rice diets they were all forced to live on due to their poverty.
It's a sad story for LSU because they could have held on to a great coach for much longer if not for their nasty food.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 3:34 am to BobRossMobBoss
Okay...I can buy the rice argument.
He's from West Virginia.
I have family from West Virginia and they absolutely refuse to eat rice unless it's fried rice from a strip mall Chinese restaurant next to a Chinese nail salon (you know they're sharing that back room. "Don't throw that foot soak out! That'll make a good stock.), and we always had to make some mashed potatoes with any rice dish.
They ate red beans and mashed potatoes, crawfish etouffee over mashed potatoes, shrimp Creole on a bed of mashed potatoes.
Absolutely refuse to eat rice
He's from West Virginia.
I have family from West Virginia and they absolutely refuse to eat rice unless it's fried rice from a strip mall Chinese restaurant next to a Chinese nail salon (you know they're sharing that back room. "Don't throw that foot soak out! That'll make a good stock.), and we always had to make some mashed potatoes with any rice dish.
They ate red beans and mashed potatoes, crawfish etouffee over mashed potatoes, shrimp Creole on a bed of mashed potatoes.
Absolutely refuse to eat rice
This post was edited on 2/8/26 at 3:35 am
Posted on 2/8/26 at 3:50 am to magildachunks
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Okay...I can buy the rice argument. He's from West Virginia.
I have family from West Virginia and they absolutely refuse to eat rice unless it's fried rice from a strip mall Chinese restaurant next to a Chinese nail salon (you know they're sharing that back room. "Don't throw that foot soak out! That'll make a good stock.), and we always had to make some mashed potatoes with any rice dish.
They ate red beans and mashed potatoes, crawfish etouffee over mashed potatoes, shrimp Creole on a bed of mashed potatoes. Absolutely refuse to eat rice
It's not just West Virginia people either, most humans don't like rice, mudbugs, onions, and bell peppers all mixed up together.
The Cajuns were so poor and almost literally retard stupid, as a group, these are basically the only things they could think of to eat and had the knowledge to procure.
The Indians and blacks they originally lived with upon arriving in Louisiana used to take all the good food away from them and just give them their trash leftovers to make do with.
Over time, the Cajuns started imagining that their amalgamation of shite food resources was good and just kept on making it, over the centuries, out of habit.
Saban absolutely hated having to eat that type of gutter rat food. It's true.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 3:57 am to Draconian Sanctions
Yet he stayed at alabama he haf plenty of opportunity to go back never did he loves lsu so much lmao pathtic
Posted on 2/8/26 at 4:00 am to 14&Counting
Because they suck in basketball it's football and baseball then.nothing
Posted on 2/8/26 at 7:03 am to Jdillard343434
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Because they suck in basketball it's football and baseball then.nothing
There's also golf.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 7:15 am to captdalton
I’m sure we’ll find a way to get over a sports record. I know that’s beyond your grasp of reality so hopefully a sports record brings you all the joy and solace you need. On your death bed though, I sincerely hope you won’t be thinking about a sport. Good luck with that whole thing.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 7:31 am to Draconian Sanctions
Rent Free .....
Posted on 2/8/26 at 7:35 am to Draconian Sanctions
I just looked up the definition of jealous ex-boyfriend and it seems to be appropriate for LSU's behavior after being dumped by Nick Saban.
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A jealous ex-boyfriend often acts out of insecurity or fear of abandonment, stemming from a refusal to accept the breakup or seeing their ex move on.
They may not be over the relationship, feel insecure, or simply want to cause disruption because they are unhappy. They might turn interactions into a competition to prove they are doing better, even if they aren't.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 7:58 am to Draconian Sanctions
Posted on 2/8/26 at 8:02 am to Draconian Sanctions
It's amazing to me how none of the Rantards have figured out that when Nick told Lane to take the LSU job it was his polite way of saying, "Lane, you will NEVER get the Alabama job." This crowing about being the consolation prize in Lane's mind is absolutely hilarious.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 8:24 am to Draconian Sanctions
I’ll take it a step further, he’s going to get tarmac’d Oxford after his 3rd consecutive loss to Ole Miss on his way to another mediocre season.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 8:29 am to 14&Counting
How's she been? Haven't talked to her in a while.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 8:33 am to Draconian Sanctions
Who cares? Lol, I mean really.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 12:43 pm to magildachunks
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Rainman focused on numbers and patterns.
Sidewalk has done nothing involving either of those in this thread.
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Yes. Rainman is an autist who suffers from obsessive/compulsive disorder.
Honestly, captdalton fits the "Rainman" persona very well.
Dude is absolutely obsessed with LSU to the point of true mental illness, and is constantly posting various records and stats.
"Muh Bama is 2-1 vs LSU in games where it rains."
How did I miss this projection?
Posted on 2/8/26 at 12:54 pm to BobRossMobBoss
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The Cajuns were so poor and almost literally retard stupid, as a group, these are basically the only things they could think of to eat and had the knowledge to procure.
Not true. Every once in while a group of them would put their brains together and they would kill a nutria rat, turtle or pouldeaux (a coot). They would then add it to the pot full of rice, peppers, and onions. But it was rare, then as now the critters usually outsmarted the cajuns.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 1:52 pm to captdalton
Are LSU fans still posting desperate validation threads?
Because this looks like another desperate validation thread.
Because this looks like another desperate validation thread.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 5:09 pm to captdalton
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Not true. Every once in while a group of them would put their brains together and they would kill a nutria rat, turtle or pouldeaux (a coot). They would then add it to the pot full of rice, peppers, and onions. But it was rare, then as now the critters usually outsmarted the cajuns.
The Nutria rat didn't become a daily part of their food consumption until the 1930's, when it was first introduced into the state.
The Choctaw Indians would allow them to scavenge for real rats around their camps though, because they felt sorry for the people they labelled coward dogs because of the way the British took most of their women and ran the coward dog "men" out of Canada.
The Cajuns also lived among the many free blacks in Louisiana and mated with them, as they did with the Choctaws but, the blacks didn't really like them either.
One of the main complaints of the free blacks about them was that they always, as in just about every single day, would talk about sucking dick.
After a while, they started to shun them just like the Choctaws eventually did.
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