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re: Next level Dad Bod
Posted on 3/21/21 at 12:35 am to TidalSurge1
Posted on 3/21/21 at 12:35 am to TidalSurge1
That's one big FUPA
Posted on 3/21/21 at 12:46 am to Eli Goldfinger
He appears to be fat
Posted on 3/21/21 at 2:24 am to Eli Goldfinger
He’s slowly morphing into tony soprano with Louisiana food
Posted on 3/21/21 at 2:52 am to ColoradoAg
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ColoradoAg
Your basketball coach has a double chin
Posted on 3/21/21 at 3:07 am to JesusQuintana
Why would I think about that? You been hanging with Aggie?
Posted on 3/21/21 at 4:21 am to Eli Goldfinger
He’s got the Gene Chizik fashion style too. Zips it all the way up.
Posted on 3/21/21 at 4:28 am to Eli Goldfinger
Yeah, but check the calves.
Posted on 3/21/21 at 6:37 am to Eli Goldfinger
Too many trips to prop stop?
Posted on 3/21/21 at 6:50 am to CCTider
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Whenever I've seen gangsters in movies, they usually eat a lot of pasta. Someone should check his office fridge for any gabagool.
Posted on 3/21/21 at 7:01 am to Arkapigdiesel
Are we sure that's not a tumor or something? Seems disproportionate to the rest of his body tbh.
Posted on 3/21/21 at 8:13 am to Eli Goldfinger
Is he wearing a donut under his shirt?
Posted on 3/21/21 at 8:13 am to Rhino5
A mile a day don't get you what it used to I guess..
Posted on 3/21/21 at 8:25 am to Eli Goldfinger
fricking hell. He needs to have surgery, take some damn testosterone and lift heavy as frick. He has all the damn resources for it. That shite would drive me crazy.
Posted on 3/21/21 at 8:39 am to Eli Goldfinger
Wish there was a poll to see how many Rant posters look worse than that. 50%? 75%?
Posted on 3/21/21 at 8:43 am to Eli Goldfinger
That’s not a dad bod
That’s a “lady in assisted living” bod
That’s a “lady in assisted living” bod
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:12 am to Gpfather
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Wish there was a poll to see how many Rant posters look worse than that. 50%? 75%?
I workout six days a week specifically to not look like that - I’m probably older than he is as well. That is nothing but pure laziness.
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:21 am to Eli Goldfinger
Congratulations! When’s the due date? Is it a boy or a girl???
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