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Next level Dad Bod
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:12 pm
Despite having access to amazing nutritionists, trainers, and exercise facilities.
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Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:14 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:14 pm to Eli Goldfinger
That's my Alligator Pear. 
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:14 pm to magildachunks
I think he’s wearing a floatie. 
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:16 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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I think he’s wearing a floatie.
Never know when you may need one in Louisiana.
Next level survival tactics
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:17 pm to TigerLunatik
Bama has tPearsession
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:17 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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I think he’s wearing a floatie.
He's just tubin' behind Ed's Shrimp Boat.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:17 pm to SidewalkTiger
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:18 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Whenever I've seen gangsters in movies, they usually eat a lot of pasta. Someone should check his office fridge for any gabagool.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:18 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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I think he’s wearing a floatie
It's called being prepeared
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:22 pm to CCTider
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Whenever I've seen gangsters in movies, they usually eat a lot of pasta. Someone should check his office fridge for any gabagool
See, the misconception people have about the phonetaps is tht they are clear and easy to understand.
Not true. He never said "Damn strong offer." He said, "I have some damn strong offal."
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:40 pm to Eli Goldfinger
this is what happens when you have the best team in the sec over 3 seasons. people have to resort to pathetic insults about a person's appearance.
clods
clods
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:42 pm to Eli Goldfinger
tPear is one of the 7 wonders of the SEC.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:46 pm to Eli Goldfinger
He has extremely low T. No doubt about it with that shape.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:51 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Hit the weights, have surgery, I don't give a frick, but do something about the tire around that waste. Damn that shite's embarrassing. He has all the resources in the world. Get it done.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:54 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Looks like he's smuggling tires across the border.
Posted on 3/20/21 at 11:58 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Closer to grandma bod than dad bod imo. Arms to small.
Posted on 3/21/21 at 12:08 am to Eli Goldfinger
What a fatass!
Posted on 3/21/21 at 12:18 am to Eli Goldfinger
Imagine this dude with his shirt off
frick...
frick...
Posted on 3/21/21 at 12:28 am to magildachunks
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