Name a worse fan base

Well bitches, snitches, and dubious dorks,

On Saturday, the Fighting Gators of Florida take on the Miamuh Hurricanes down at the home of Koncussion King Tua.

This rivalry began in 1938 and was nearly annual until 1987, currently the Canes lead the series 30-27









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frick THEM.



If anyone of you dinguses can name me one fanbase worse than the idiots who dress like bad sherbet I'll give you about tree fiddy.

A vast majority of their white trash fans (relax Tenner, not the fat memaw in a moomoo shopping at the Piggly Wiggly type white trash (frick you as well)) do no even know that "the U" is a private university.

All these BBL fanatics do is act ignorant and don't know piss about ball. One loss and the stadium is a ghost town the rest of the season.

Last year when these uncle suckers came to Hogtown I have never seen a more rachet scene at a tailgate. The epitome of T shirt fans amassed beebopping in a throng of bad mumble rap and Air Force 1s made barking Jawja fans look classy.

To say that this is the most delusional fan base in America is an understatement. If you have ever encountered one in the wild, they are likely either a methhead driving a busted Dodge Neon or they are trying to carjack you.

The only redeeming quality is the the likelihood of Michael Irvin being completed zooted off that Columbian bam bam is high.

That's it.

You can bitch and moan about other fanbases being the worst, but my friends and enemies, these corncobs truly take the dumbass cake.