AshleySchaeffer
| Favorite team: | Florida  |
| Location: | Lake Placid, Fl |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | I like a good pair of jorts and a woman who drinks Busch |
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| Number of Posts: | 715 |
| Registered on: | 9/1/2015 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: BREAKING - Florida already flipping croots from Free Shoe U
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/7/24 at 2:43 pm
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Partha
Bro you always have the most doom and gloom post I've read.
You make a funeral look like a party.
Also that creepy arse pic is creepy as frick.
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BREAKING - Florida already flipping croots from Free Shoe U
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/7/24 at 11:21 am
On3 Instagram link
On3 recruiting profile for Tramell Jones
I predict that this will be one of many.
Literal minutes after Scotty announced that Billy is staying put for next year.
On3 recruiting profile for Tramell Jones
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4 Star dual threat QB from Jacksonville is predicted to flip from FSU to UF
I predict that this will be one of many.
Literal minutes after Scotty announced that Billy is staying put for next year.
re: Per sauces Sunbelt Billy is staying put
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/7/24 at 10:42 am
Mine was done first ya goober, not my fault the others got traction.
Speaking of traction, how does it feel to get plooked in the SEC?
Speaking of traction, how does it feel to get plooked in the SEC?
Wait is Mizzou Oklahoma University rivalry actually a thing?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/6/24 at 3:56 pm
Didn't know this existed, of course it begs the question of what is rivalry?
One would assume that it means that there is a fierce competitiveness in the sport between the two schools ie Florida/Jawja, Iron Bowl, Bucknuts/Meatchicken wherein both schools have a semi even record and the game is intense.
However a quick Google search yielded this "rivalry" being in OU's favor 67–24–5 with one game being a 77-0 blowout.
Yikes.
That's just a yearly asswhipping and somehow its called it a rivalry.
Big 12 schools are wild
One would assume that it means that there is a fierce competitiveness in the sport between the two schools ie Florida/Jawja, Iron Bowl, Bucknuts/Meatchicken wherein both schools have a semi even record and the game is intense.
However a quick Google search yielded this "rivalry" being in OU's favor 67–24–5 with one game being a 77-0 blowout.
Yikes.
That's just a yearly asswhipping and somehow its called it a rivalry.
Big 12 schools are wild
re: Boomer Sooner (extended lyrics)
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/6/24 at 1:47 pm
Live look at OP writing this
re: What Georgia rival means the most to Kirby you think?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/1/24 at 8:15 am
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Kirby won't try to run it up on purpose
What a pussy
re: Georgia, why are you so trashy?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/31/24 at 4:02 pm
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scrub ridge that extends from Valdosta to Orlando
Scrub ridge downs to Lake Placid. No Sonic. We will fight at the Burger King.
re: Turns out Kirby is just as spiteful as Spurrier
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/31/24 at 3:00 pm
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AwgustaDawg
TL:DR
re: Turns out Kirby is just as spiteful as Spurrier
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/31/24 at 2:36 pm
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JetDawg
I suspect that this issue arises about of y'all inbreds not have electricity. Sad.
re: Turns out Kirby is just as spiteful as Spurrier
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/31/24 at 2:09 pm
Literally all I hear when I read this “rationalization” aka cope is:
re: Georgia, why are you so trashy?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/31/24 at 2:05 pm
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JetDawg
Jawja really was a penal colony.
Of course it doesn’t help that years later when the US was negotiating the purchase of La Florida in the 1840s that the government encouraged the worst of Jawja denizens to “settle” there in hopes to speed up the process.
It worked. And Florida Man has been wild ever since.
Turns out Kirby is just as spiteful as Spurrier
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/31/24 at 2:00 pm
Love it or hate it Jawja fans, Kirby is simple the spawn of Florida and Spurrier absolutely dominating y'all.
You can't live, eat, or breathe without thinking of us. I'm damn confident Kirby does the same. Even though Florida is objectively booty cheeks in recent years, Kirby still has nightmares and channels SOS any chance he can. He lives in HBC's shadow, wrecked by PTSD from Half a Hundred Between the Hedges.
More importantly, Jawja is 34-39-1 against Florida since 1950.
Eat shite bitches.
You can't live, eat, or breathe without thinking of us. I'm damn confident Kirby does the same. Even though Florida is objectively booty cheeks in recent years, Kirby still has nightmares and channels SOS any chance he can. He lives in HBC's shadow, wrecked by PTSD from Half a Hundred Between the Hedges.
More importantly, Jawja is 34-39-1 against Florida since 1950.
Eat shite bitches.
re: Georgia vs. Florida Cocktail Party: Carl's Lock of the Century of the Week!
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/31/24 at 9:19 am
Accurate Jawja family
re: Spinoff…who is Florida’s greatest rival
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/30/24 at 12:42 pm
Depends a lot on geography as well.
Where I'm at there are a lot more FSU fans and of course the 90s really made that a huge game.
Still tons of hate for UGA but its not as personal way down here.
On that note, the team I probably hate the most is Miami. I can't stand their fans, their program, their city, none of it. There is a bitterness there that is hard to describe.
Can't forget about the University of LSU either. Rivalry is better than Tenner by a longshot right now.
Where I'm at there are a lot more FSU fans and of course the 90s really made that a huge game.
Still tons of hate for UGA but its not as personal way down here.
On that note, the team I probably hate the most is Miami. I can't stand their fans, their program, their city, none of it. There is a bitterness there that is hard to describe.
Can't forget about the University of LSU either. Rivalry is better than Tenner by a longshot right now.
re: The problem with 16 teams
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/29/24 at 7:58 pm
What’s it like being the team that no one gives two shits about? This ain’t the Big 12. Welcome to reality. Get bent bitches.
re: It's Jawja Hate Week Baws
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/29/24 at 10:09 am
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Floriduh GayTurds suck and half the state is just a bunch of Yankees drinking unsweet tea
Almost wild when you consider that Floridians don’t all live on the coast you inbred sumofabitch.
Get off ya fat mamas tittie, daddy wants a turn.
Also, Yankees GTFO, I will fight all of you in my jorts. Meet me at the Sonic. I’ll be in my IROC
re: It's Jawja Hate Week Baws
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/29/24 at 10:06 am
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Op posting with gold chains, Jean shorts, sleeveless wife beater, from his teal green z28 from 1986....
I didn’t know there was anything wrong with this
re: It's Jawja Hate Week Baws
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/28/24 at 10:01 pm
re: It's Jawja Hate Week Baws
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 10/28/24 at 9:51 pm
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GoldenDawg
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