AshleySchaeffer

Cause Brian Kelly's team could suck chrome off a trailer hitch faster than any Aggie could.

With several big time firings you either pull the plug now or get left in the dust after Florida, Penn St, and Auburn have their pick.

Sunbelt's greatest recruit regressed because of poor coaching.

Sure last year he was a true freshman and made some errors, but he was physically healthy enough to make something happen.

I think we all anticipated that he would be a bit rusty after being injured during the offseason. But holy hell I don't think he watched any tape either. He can't read a defense, he doesn't know how to run his offense, and his footwork is simply garbage.

Certainly you can blame Ryan O'Hara, but the buck stops with Billy, who clearly was involved because Ryan is calling the same stupid calls and schemes that SBB did.

On top of that, DJ's attitude has certainly changed. He is not a leader nor is he the Tebow-esque type of person we all thought he was. Throws and INT and sulks on the sidelines. No conversations with teammates or coaches. Just sits there.

I also have on good authority to say he was kicked out of a Wawa in Gainesville after cocking an attitude and pulled the "do you know who I am ?" card.

There is absolutely no reason to keep him and I wish him the best of luck on his future endeavors at Texas St.

There is no possible way Florida beats Ole Miss after getting boat raced by Kentucky.

We flat out suck.

Good morning to all you doodad sniffers, stanky leg deniers, and truck stop enthusiasts,

After much deliberation and consideration of the saturations, I have concluded that football is of no great import in my life.

Woe, to you, who fill your minds with hopes and dreams, for your time is nigh. The reaper of sorrow is coming, as it has come for me.


SIKE YOU BITCHES YOU THOUGHT

frick THIS DAMN PROGRAM I CAN'T frickING TAKE IT ANYMORE.

DJ Lagway is a fricking joke and I have a sauce that has relayed to me that he was kicked out of a Wawa for cocking an attitude with an employee, even raising the "do you know who I am?" card.

Disgraceful. I hope he transfers. 11 TD and 12 INTs and we gave this jort smoker a damn Chipotle commercial. Add to the mix his bad attitude and no wonder we suck.

This is NOT to excuse anything that Sunbelt Billy did, as DJ was his single most important player of his coaching career and the fruits of his labor are as rotten as a Voldosta man's teeth.

Ole Miss is going to kick our asses down Main St and deep fry us like a chicken on a stick.

Lane nor any coach worth a damn will come to Hogtown as this program is melting down worse than LSU.

fricking incredible.

I hope the rest of you eat cold grits for supper.

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meaning you have about a 22% chance of winning.

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After the complete azzwhoopin that Texas A&M put on them Swamp Kittens, the Tigah fans have gone from mad to full blown Chernobyl.

Seems like that have had an AI bot user ready for this meltdown to be some kind of "distraction" to make good points so their posters won't have to think.

Absolute dumpster fire of a program now.

You assclowns are going to be stuck with Mike Norvell at this rate.

Analyze that you corncobs.

With the recent changes the NCAA has made in regards to the NBA G League and college shooty hoops, it is clear that this can of worms will make its way to footbawl.

While there would have to be some more leeway made by the NCAA, I would not be shocked that if Guvnah Coonass stuck his nose and namedropped politicians he could get NFL players who are absolute arse to be eligible for "rehab" in college.

With the recent calamity that has happened in Redstick, it is clear that the University of LSU is clearly....

Tanking for Tua.

Only logical answer for all of this chicanery baws. Landry is out here playing 6D super deluxe chess boudin edition.

Our children's children will one day watch a documentary in history class called "tDelcline of the University of LSU Footbaw Program" and starts with the speech from Guvnah Coonass.

Much like Patton, the stark and unminced words will ring out in their ears like a drum.

Even in deep Louisiana, the purple and gold is only brought out for madi gras, since no one wants to be seen with a Toonces t shirt anymore.

The children will look at Google photos of the Tigah Stadium, once a hallowed ground of gridiron now in decay as the program was shut down by the university after hiring Bill Belichick in a desperate move to land a coach who has won a championship, only to completely destroy the program after going 1-11 for 3 consecutive years.

A lone statute stands guard over the once valley of death, a shirtless Coach YawYaw, an ode to the last championship.

An old man stands in the background, with a single tear, remembering the days of old, the days that will never be again.

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LSU-17
Florida-16

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You would think that looking at tRant that the University of LSU was so much better of a program than Florida.

In reality, if you take away the 1958 stone age championship, LSU was just as "irrelevant" as Florida until 2003 by their own standards.