AshleySchaeffer
| Favorite team: | Florida  |
| Location: | Lake Placid, Fl |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | I like a good pair of jorts and a woman who drinks Busch |
| Occupation: | |
| Number of Posts: | 1269 |
| Registered on: | 9/1/2015 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Top 5 Winter Olympic Movies
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 2/9/26 at 8:07 am to DalenSA
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
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re: RIP in Peace Gus Bus
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 2/2/26 at 12:12 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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I wanted Nutt
RIP in Peace Gus Bus
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 2/2/26 at 8:37 am
As announced this morning, Gustav Malzahn has retired from coaching.
One part of the famed Barner Boom Brothers, he sunk into the depths of shite after completely losing control of the program. After a mediocre stint at UCF, he was hired by Free Shoe U to be the OC, contributing to a stunning 5-7 steamer of a season for the Seminoles.
Not only did he create the chain of events that created the muckfire that is Auburn, he singlehandedly changed the FSU offensive scheme (again), which will undoubtedly have massive effects on the program for years to come, as no one in their fricking right mind wants to play for that shite.
What a sad day for the rest of college football.
Also prayers up for Alabama, they just lost their daddy
FSU Press Release
One part of the famed Barner Boom Brothers, he sunk into the depths of shite after completely losing control of the program. After a mediocre stint at UCF, he was hired by Free Shoe U to be the OC, contributing to a stunning 5-7 steamer of a season for the Seminoles.
Not only did he create the chain of events that created the muckfire that is Auburn, he singlehandedly changed the FSU offensive scheme (again), which will undoubtedly have massive effects on the program for years to come, as no one in their fricking right mind wants to play for that shite.
What a sad day for the rest of college football.
Also prayers up for Alabama, they just lost their daddy
FSU Press Release
re: Ranking the Nick Saban coaching tree
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/21/26 at 11:32 am to Summer of Jimbo
No Sunbelt Billy? List is invalid. Shame.
re: Mendoza vs. Burrow
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 3:57 pm to SECCaptain
re: What is the biggest coulda, woulda, shoulda of this year?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 3:55 pm to NFLSU
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Texas woulda made the CFP but got blown out by Florida.
Great now you brought that nugget up again, shucks
re: Mendoza vs. Burrow
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 3:52 pm to supersaints9
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supersaints9
I can't hear you with all that mustard on your chin son
What is the biggest coulda, woulda, shoulda of this year?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 3:49 pm
I'll go first:
Texas, had all the tools and talent, but not enough to get it done. Shame.
And before you rebel landshark duck hunt dog DUI fans of Ole Piss say anything: Lane was going to leave this year. It was inevitable. Cry more.
Texas, had all the tools and talent, but not enough to get it done. Shame.
And before you rebel landshark duck hunt dog DUI fans of Ole Piss say anything: Lane was going to leave this year. It was inevitable. Cry more.
re: Mendoza vs. Burrow
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 3:46 pm to supersaints9
supersaints9 right now anytime he hears a new Lane update
re: Vols want some Hoosier magic in Knoxville....hires away Hoosiers' S&C coach
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 2:58 pm to Go Go Gata
Mendoza vs. Burrow
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 2:56 pm
Didn't ever see Joe have this type grit with the 2019 team
re: Are y'all going to do better next season?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 2:52 pm to Eldodroptop
re: Rember when Sark said this about undefeated national champions?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 2:50 pm to UTATX
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It's possible if your regular season schedule looks like Indania's
I see we're already missing the Big 12
re: This ranking looks about right.
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 11:51 am to tigersbh
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tigersbh
re: Rember when Sark said this about undefeated national champions?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 11:50 am to tBrand
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Makes me a bit curious of why a "Florida fan" would remember it.
Because this is the damn SEC baw. Its a cultural thing. Talk shows, television, tRant, etc. Allow it to consume you. Collect those nuggets for shittalking points later.
re: Rember when Sark said this about undefeated national champions?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 11:32 am to dallastiger55
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dallastiger55
Shouldn't you be drinking some matcha and stroking off Lane? Get with the times.
Rember when Sark said this about undefeated national champions?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 11:26 am
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"The idea I think we've all gotta wrap our brain around -- I don't know if we'll ever see an undefeated national champion again," Sarkisian said at the SEC spring meetings. "If we do, that's a really good team. Because it's just so difficult. It's difficult, yes, because of the quality of opponents you play. But it's so difficult to stay healthy that long. I mean, you're going to have teams in years like we had last year where you lose your starting quarterback. How do you respond to your quarterback being down? Or you lose both your left tackles. That happened to us last year."
Sark is the defintion of excuses
re: Coach Cignetti on the sideline
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 9:44 am to JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
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At age 72 he dipped.
Bobby Bowden won a championship at 70 in 1999 (oldest coach to do it), and retired when he was 80. Between those two dates he won 4 ACC championships.
Saban had plenty of fire in him and had football not changed, I think he would still be coaching.
re: Narrative about the SEC's reign of terror being over because everybody can pay players now
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 9:09 am to idlewatcher
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We're on the upswing.
We better be after all the sorry arse coaches got canned this year.
re: Coach Cignetti on the sideline
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/20/26 at 9:07 am to southern686
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Cignetti > Saban
Certainly a colorable argument.
Cig was able to adapt to today's new world, take a bunch of 3 stars and win a national championship at statistically the worst football program of all time.
Saban won with the bagman system for one of the most decorated football programs in history. As soon as NIL, playoff expansion, and transfer portal hit, Nick dipped.
re: LSU vs Miami (FL)
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 1/14/26 at 12:54 pm to theCAW
Don't tell Texas fans
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