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Matt Mitchell: Every SEC Team's Big Ten "Cousin"
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:10 pm
In order from the video:
Tenn - Nebraska
Auburn - Mich St
LSU - Wisconsin
aTm - Penn St
Vandy - Northwestern
Kentucky - Indiana
Texas - USC
Mizzou - Rutgers
Florida - Oregon
Ark - Minn
USCe - Maryland
Moo St - Purdue
OU - Iowa
Ole Miss - Illinois
UGA - Mich
Bama - OSU
Tenn - Nebraska
Auburn - Mich St
LSU - Wisconsin
aTm - Penn St
Vandy - Northwestern
Kentucky - Indiana
Texas - USC
Mizzou - Rutgers
Florida - Oregon
Ark - Minn
USCe - Maryland
Moo St - Purdue
OU - Iowa
Ole Miss - Illinois
UGA - Mich
Bama - OSU
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:16 pm to stuckintexas
Several of these are off.
Bama should be Michigan
Both LSU and Georgia should be Ohio St.
Oklahoma should be Nebraska
Bama should be Michigan
Both LSU and Georgia should be Ohio St.
Oklahoma should be Nebraska
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:31 pm to stuckintexas
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aTm - Penn St
Disgusting but true.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:33 pm to NFLSU
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Penn St
Pedophile U
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aTm
Crime ridden Rape U (allegedly)
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:38 pm to stuckintexas
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aTm - Penn St
damn...
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:49 pm to NFLSU
The A&M Penn State thing is true because both schools:
1) Both are Land Grant universities under the Morrill Act
2) Both are in rural college towns that revolve completely around the University
3) Both are massive schools, although A&M took it up a notch
4) Both have a monolithic differing cultures that rest on time honored traditions and are viewed as kind of weird by outsiders. A&M moreso. Both indoctrinate new students into a particular way of doing things.
5) Both groups have extreme investment in athletic programs that underachieve.
I talked to the Penn State rep at a college career fair for my kid and she said A&M is viewed as the Penn State of the south up there and vice versa down here.
1) Both are Land Grant universities under the Morrill Act
2) Both are in rural college towns that revolve completely around the University
3) Both are massive schools, although A&M took it up a notch
4) Both have a monolithic differing cultures that rest on time honored traditions and are viewed as kind of weird by outsiders. A&M moreso. Both indoctrinate new students into a particular way of doing things.
5) Both groups have extreme investment in athletic programs that underachieve.
I talked to the Penn State rep at a college career fair for my kid and she said A&M is viewed as the Penn State of the south up there and vice versa down here.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:57 pm to RidiculousHype
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Several of these are off.
Bama should be Michigan
Both LSU and Georgia should be Ohio St
LSU = Wisconsin is spot on
At thinking LSU will ever be on Ohio States level Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:58 pm to Windy City
Yeahhh that’s not what it is.
Aggy pretending to be Ivy League with +60k undergrads
Aggy pretending to be Ivy League with +60k undergrads
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:00 pm to Windy City
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The A&M Penn State thing is true because both schools:
1) Both are Land Grant universities under the Morrill Act
2) Both are in rural college towns that revolve completely around the University
3) Both are massive schools, although A&M took it up a notch
4) Both have a monolithic differing cultures that rest on time honored traditions and are viewed as kind of weird by outsiders. A&M moreso. Both indoctrinate new students into a particular way of doing things.
5) Both groups have extreme investment in athletic programs that underachieve.
6) Both have the ghey.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:01 pm to Windy City
Are both cults?
Poor AgriCULTure and Mechanical College
Poor AgriCULTure and Mechanical College
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:16 pm to hookem2522
A cult is just a group of people who know God loves them but not you. You sips are just Sodom waiting to be blasted by the almighty.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:31 pm to hookem2522
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Are both cults?
Poor AgriCULTure and Mechanical College
I find Penn State pretty culty.
I also find Longhorns to be pretty culty in their own way.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:32 pm to stuckintexas
Guess Alabama wants to frick Ohio State after reading this.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:36 pm to NFLSU
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Yeahhh that’s not what it is.
Aggy pretending to be Ivy League with +60k undergrad
Good Lord . . .the fuc$!ng idiots on this board.
The University of Pennsylvania (Penn) is a private, formerly quaker university in Philadelphia that has affiliation with the Ivy League and an enrollment of 10,000 students.
The Pennsylvania State University (Penn State) is a public land grant university with an affiliation to the Big 10 and an undergraduate enrollment of 45,000 students. It is located in University Park, PA.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:53 pm to stuckintexas
He missed a good joke opportunity when talking about corn in Nebraska and Tennessee's corn syrup Mnt Dew joke, he should have mentioned Corn Liquor moonshine being the central theme of their fight song Rocky Top.
This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:01 pm to stuckintexas
Who the hell is Rutgers??? Matt doesn't know crap.
The Illinois-Missouri football rivalry, known as the Arch Rivalry, has a long history dating back to 1896. Below is a summary of the game results by year.
Year Date Location Winner Score
1896 October 17 St. Louis, MO Illinois 10 - 0
1913 October 11 Champaign, IL Illinois 24 - 7
1949 October 15 Champaign, IL Missouri 27 - 20
1966 September 24 Champaign, IL Missouri 21 - 14
1968 September 28 Champaign, IL Missouri 44 - 0
1969 September 27 St. Louis, MO Missouri 37 - 6
1975 September 20 Champaign, IL Missouri 30 - 20
1976 September 18 Columbia, MO Illinois 31 - 6
1977 September 17 Champaign, IL Illinois 11 - 7
1978 September 16 Columbia, MO Missouri 45 - 3
1979 September 15 Champaign, IL Missouri 14 - 6
1980 September 20 Columbia, MO Missouri 52 - 7
2002 September 7 St. Louis, MO Missouri 30 - 10
2003 September 6 St. Louis, MO Missouri 30 - 13
2004 September 4 St. Louis, MO Missouri 27 - 10
2005 September 3 St. Louis, MO Missouri 38 - 17
2006 September 2 St. Louis, MO Missouri 40 - 34
2007 September 1 St. Louis, MO Missouri 52 - 17
2008 September 6 St. Louis, MO Missouri 52 - 20
2009 September 5 St. Louis, MO Missouri 37 - 9
2010 September 4 St. Louis, MO Missouri 23 - 13
Series Stats:
Total Meetings: 24
Missouri Wins: 17
Illinois Wins: 7
Longest Win Streak: Missouri (6 games from 2002 to present)
Largest Victory: Missouri (52 - 7 in 1980)
The rivalry will resume with a four-game series starting in 2026.
The Illinois Fighting Illini and Missouri Tigers have a long-standing rivalry in basketball, known as the Braggin' Rights game. As of the latest meeting on December 22, 2025, Illinois leads the all-time series with a record of 36 wins to Missouri's 20.
The Illinois-Missouri football rivalry, known as the Arch Rivalry, has a long history dating back to 1896. Below is a summary of the game results by year.
Year Date Location Winner Score
1896 October 17 St. Louis, MO Illinois 10 - 0
1913 October 11 Champaign, IL Illinois 24 - 7
1949 October 15 Champaign, IL Missouri 27 - 20
1966 September 24 Champaign, IL Missouri 21 - 14
1968 September 28 Champaign, IL Missouri 44 - 0
1969 September 27 St. Louis, MO Missouri 37 - 6
1975 September 20 Champaign, IL Missouri 30 - 20
1976 September 18 Columbia, MO Illinois 31 - 6
1977 September 17 Champaign, IL Illinois 11 - 7
1978 September 16 Columbia, MO Missouri 45 - 3
1979 September 15 Champaign, IL Missouri 14 - 6
1980 September 20 Columbia, MO Missouri 52 - 7
2002 September 7 St. Louis, MO Missouri 30 - 10
2003 September 6 St. Louis, MO Missouri 30 - 13
2004 September 4 St. Louis, MO Missouri 27 - 10
2005 September 3 St. Louis, MO Missouri 38 - 17
2006 September 2 St. Louis, MO Missouri 40 - 34
2007 September 1 St. Louis, MO Missouri 52 - 17
2008 September 6 St. Louis, MO Missouri 52 - 20
2009 September 5 St. Louis, MO Missouri 37 - 9
2010 September 4 St. Louis, MO Missouri 23 - 13
Series Stats:
Total Meetings: 24
Missouri Wins: 17
Illinois Wins: 7
Longest Win Streak: Missouri (6 games from 2002 to present)
Largest Victory: Missouri (52 - 7 in 1980)
The rivalry will resume with a four-game series starting in 2026.
The Illinois Fighting Illini and Missouri Tigers have a long-standing rivalry in basketball, known as the Braggin' Rights game. As of the latest meeting on December 22, 2025, Illinois leads the all-time series with a record of 36 wins to Missouri's 20.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:08 pm to Mizzou Mule
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The Illinois-Missouri football rivalry
Will never fully comprehend how Mizzou didnt end up in the B1G
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:12 pm to stuckintexas
cliques:
Generic football factory
Alabama, Ohio State
Generic football factory (less success)
Georgia, Tennessee
Cultural outliers
LSU, Rutgers, Wisconsin, Oregon
Little brother energy
Auburn, Michigan State, Texas A&M, Purdue
Basketball schools
Indiana, Kentucky
Little house on the prairie
Oklahoma, Iowa, Missouri, Illinois, Nebraska
Uppity self importance
Texas, USC, Michigan, Washington (junior member)
Sexual predators
Penn State
Nerds
Northwestern, Vanderbilt
Mississippi
Ole Miss, Mississippi State
Generic football factory
Alabama, Ohio State
Generic football factory (less success)
Georgia, Tennessee
Cultural outliers
LSU, Rutgers, Wisconsin, Oregon
Little brother energy
Auburn, Michigan State, Texas A&M, Purdue
Basketball schools
Indiana, Kentucky
Little house on the prairie
Oklahoma, Iowa, Missouri, Illinois, Nebraska
Uppity self importance
Texas, USC, Michigan, Washington (junior member)
Sexual predators
Penn State
Nerds
Northwestern, Vanderbilt
Mississippi
Ole Miss, Mississippi State
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