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re: LSU fans, tell us about John Paul Funes.

Posted on 10/24/19 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by RadarTiger
Member since Dec 2018
3297 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 1:04 pm to
Omg you Bama fans are so terrified by Coach O. This is beginning to get pathetic it’s a new era boys
Posted by Fishhead
Elmendorf, TX
Member since Jan 2008
12172 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 1:10 pm to
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Or was it to settle an outstanding commitment made to get Davey to LSU in the first place?

Stretch Armstrong lol
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
20990 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 1:12 pm to
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Omg you Bama fans are so terrified by Coach O. This is beginning to get pathetic it’s a new era boys


No they will not truly be worried until we beat them and win a championship. Then the Rant is going to be fun.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 1:19 pm to
Ok.

Rohan drops 500+ on a bama team. Coach Nick gets excited, causing Coach Nick to catch a fat one in his coaching khakis. Coach Nick promised Rohan he’d get paid. He did. EOS.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 1:21 pm to
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Omg you Bama fans are so terrified by Coach O. This is beginning to get pathetic it’s a new era boys
we love coach O. Bama has shut him out two of the the three games since he's been at LSU.

63-10 combined score.
Posted by DivePlay
Member since Sep 2012
948 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 1:23 pm to
Why would an LSU booster use LSU players to launder money from a hospital charity? I don't understand the process here.

I am not saying this is an LSU deal, I am just trying to understand why any rich person would need or use college athletes to launder money? What in the laundering scheme required those pieces vs say a shell corporation for instance?
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 1:26 pm to
Who knows. Vadal was still in school, I believe, but Rohan was long gone.
Posted by civiltiger07
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
14030 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 1:27 pm to
He meet the families, sort of became friends with them and they had businesses that he could launder the money through.
Posted by DivePlay
Member since Sep 2012
948 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 1:31 pm to
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He meet the families, sort of became friends with them and they had businesses that he could launder the money through.


Ahh...ok I can buy that.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 1:38 pm to
He stole a lot more than that. But he didn’t rape, kill any trees or people so not bama fan level shif
Posted by deathvalleytiger10
Member since Sep 2009
7570 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 2:53 pm to
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Or was it to settle an outstanding commitment made to get Davey to LSU in the first place?


I think this is the appropriate answer and since Saban was the Head Coach when Davey was here he must of directed all of this. Damn that sucks for Saban.
Posted by spacewrangler
In my easy chair with my boots on..
Member since Sep 2009
9749 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 3:03 pm to
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stole a lot more than that. But he didn’t rape, kill any trees or people so not bama fan level shif


How about threatening to get an AR15 and shoot up some bama fans after the L8u game..seems I remember some unhinged lunatic with an eerily similar username as yours getting the banhammer afterwards. Wonder if the authorities ever spoke with that lunatic Ls8u fan living in Mobile AL
This post was edited on 10/24/19 at 3:04 pm
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
31041 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 3:06 pm to
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LSU fans, tell us about John Paul Funes.
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Guess you didn't read about the story at all

Vadal was long gone when he was laundering the money through his parents. Same with Rohan. Essentially just used their parents as fricking pawns in a scheme to defraud the hospital.

Honestly had nothing to do with LSU football other than he used connections he made through it to launder the money.


Actually, I did read it. Seems like perhaps you didn't. Davey's family only gave back part the money. They apparently kept about $44,000 for themselves. So was this more than just Funes laundering money into his own account? Was that the fee the Daveys collected for their part in the operation? Or was it to settle an outstanding commitment made to get Davey to LSU in the first place?


There part in the scheme. Did had been gone 10 years by the time this happened. Why in the frick would a school pay someone a decade after leaving?

Seriously I hope you are trolling or your just dumb?
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
31041 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 3:08 pm to
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How so


He used the parents of LSU players he knew were from poor backgrounds to launder the money.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27471 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 3:15 pm to
Well, for starters, he's an ugly fricker. Dad is a very good doctor and that is how he got his job on the foundation


quote:

Is this guy y'all's version of Logan Young and Milton McGregor?


He may be uglier than Logan Young

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Gotta give y'all credit for coming up with some pretty creative ways of getting cash to players' families.




Thanks
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 4:00 pm to
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I mean...you kind of covered it. What else do you want to know?

Posted by TwoTimeTiger
Member since Aug 2019
729 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 4:37 pm to
You commit fraud and money laundering for free?
Posted by Hogfan13
Member since Jul 2019
2948 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 4:44 pm to
I bet he’s posted on here.
Posted by GOP_Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
17826 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:46 pm to
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I bet he’s posted on here.


I feel sure of that. Would love to know his screenname.
Posted by tigerburningbright75
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since May 2011
1063 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 9:51 am to
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Omg you Bama fans are so terrified by Coach O. This is beginning to get pathetic it’s a new era boys
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No they will not truly be worried until we beat them and win a championship. Then the Rant is going to be fun.


We did beat them. We did win the national championship. The Rant was fun. And yes.....Bama fans are worried !!
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