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LSU Fans Are Compiling a List of Threats For LSU Fans To Avoid In Oxford
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:09 pm
LSU fans have compiled a list of things to be wary of in Oxford. Which of the threats they have identified below is most concerning?
A: poisoned food
B: frat boys
C: driving at night
D: driving with Louisiana plates
E: non-frat boys
F: DUI checkpoints set up for LSU fans
G: sorority sisters
H: bed bugs bred and released to attack LSU fans
I: miscalibrated radar guns meant to pull LSU fans over
J: poisoned drinks
K: switched road signs leading to a trap
L: the KKK
M: Stadium security
N: Oxford PD
O: Mississippi Highway Patrol
This is not the complete list, I have just compiled the top fifteen threats identified by the LSU fanbase.
A: poisoned food
B: frat boys
C: driving at night
D: driving with Louisiana plates
E: non-frat boys
F: DUI checkpoints set up for LSU fans
G: sorority sisters
H: bed bugs bred and released to attack LSU fans
I: miscalibrated radar guns meant to pull LSU fans over
J: poisoned drinks
K: switched road signs leading to a trap
L: the KKK
M: Stadium security
N: Oxford PD
O: Mississippi Highway Patrol
This is not the complete list, I have just compiled the top fifteen threats identified by the LSU fanbase.
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Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:10 pm to captdalton
LSU fans are pathetic cowards and weaklings. The only thing they need to fear is a good ole country arse-whoopin.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:12 pm to captdalton
Out of all of those…..bed bugs probably the most concerning. All else not a big worry, just a slight nuisance.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:12 pm to cajunbama
STTDB. Bama gets pwned November 7.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:12 pm to captdalton
An LSU fan stuck a finger in my booty.
Stuck a finger in my booty.
Stuck a finger in my booty.
Stuck a finger in my booty.
Stuck a finger in my booty.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:12 pm to cajunbama
Why are you talking to your alt again?
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:13 pm to cajunbama
quote:
LSU fans are pathetic cowards and weaklings. The only thing they need to fear is a good ole country arse-whoopin.
Bama fans think they are entitled. The pre-Saban era was great for you toothless fricks. The post-Saban era will be glorious too. Indiana just scored again.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:13 pm to captdalton
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H: bed bugs bred and released to attack LSU fans
Biological warfare.
I like it.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:14 pm to captdalton
The KKK is probably the realest threat in Oxford, which tells you how real the rest are.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:14 pm to captdalton
Deep down they are really afraid they’re going to lose and have to pay for all the gum bumping so hence the excuse making…
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:15 pm to captdalton
As least we don’t have to worry about sexual assault since bama fans won’t be there.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:18 pm to cajunbama
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LSU fans are pathetic cowards and weaklings
Dude you just responded to your own (millionth) thread made about LSU
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:20 pm to BZ504
Yes! As has been stated Bama has NEVER won anything of significance without Saban. He is their entire history!
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:37 pm to cajunbama
Can you two just go back to advocate.com
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:39 pm to captdalton
This mutherfricker post 100X more about LSU than he ever does Alabama...The board would be 10x better if this Piece of shite were gone.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:41 pm to cajunbama
quote:Whats real pathetic is a piece of shite who lives in and is from Louisiana pulling for Alabama
LSU fans are pathetic cowards and weaklings. The only thing they need to fear is a good ole country arse-whoopin.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:43 pm to captdalton
Bed bugs..been there. Is very, very unfun.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 12:52 pm to captdalton
quote:
A: poisoned food
B: frat boys
C: driving at night
D: driving with Louisiana plates
E: non-frat boys
F: DUI checkpoints set up for LSU fans
G: sorority sisters
H: bed bugs bred and released to attack LSU fans
I: miscalibrated radar guns meant to pull LSU fans over
J: poisoned drinks
K: switched road signs leading to a trap
L: the KKK
M: Stadium security
N: Oxford PD
O: Mississippi Highway Patrol
P. GOD
You left out God
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:05 pm to captdalton
I’d worry about my car getting keyed by some drunk student so I’d avoid putting LSU flags or magnets on it.
Outside of that nothing
Outside of that nothing
Posted on 9/18/26 at 1:08 pm to BZ504
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Indiana just scored again.
So did…..Houston
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