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LSU Clemson Haiku thread

Posted on 1/1/20 at 10:54 am
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 10:54 am
Joe going in dry
Our piss balloons will rain down
Dabo cries too much
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:01 am to
Aw shucks, gee golly
The number one school for fun*
Clemson's not prepared.





*Tillman's original account, OrangeCrush35, trolling tRant circa 2013
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:04 am to
Dabo is a bitch
God's Chosen Ones..What? frick You!
Taters will be mashed

Posted by STATEofMIND
Member since Oct 2012
4232 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:05 am to
Clemson Tigers Cry
Mascot looks like he took Meth
Coach O is comin
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84986 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:08 am to
God is on our side!
Someone needs to tell Dabo
God created Joe
Posted by cyde
He gone
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31793 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:13 am to
Quoth O, "We comin'
And we ain't gonna back down
We comin'," he says.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:20 am to
LSU is pumped
Still, Orgeron eats a worm
Thing is, it's working.

These are fun.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7613 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:30 am to
Yaba daba Dabo
B Y O G F he says
Bring Your Own God's Favor
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84986 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:33 am to
Who is that tall chick?
Then her big arse turns around
Ew, it’s the QB
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 1/1/20 at 11:34 am to
Posted by STATEofMIND
Member since Oct 2012
4232 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:02 pm to
We comin says Eaux
Real Tigahs piss on dumb rock
Forty One- Twenty
Posted by shrevetigertom
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2005
4012 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Festus
Posted by Godzirra
Member since Sep 2019
1707 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:05 pm to
Dabo is a cuck
Taking a turn on his wife
It is a long line
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:07 pm to
Northalabamacracker used to make the Haiku threads

Great poster, they should let him back.

In honor of Northalabamacracker


I’m just a dumb hick
Poor little ole Clemson Tigs
Always underdogs
Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
2917 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:08 pm to
tigers on tigers
for national championship
i wish both could lose
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6892 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:18 pm to
Joe looks like Wally Cleaver

His adversary resembles a sitcom star too

Her name was Marcia Brady
Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
2917 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:40 pm to
Fresh faced Joe Burrow
And long haired Trevor Lawrence
Gonna throw it long
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3474 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 9:46 pm to
Roses are red

Violets are blue

What kind of fig

Likes Haiku?
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
3131 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 10:11 pm to
I hope Clemson wins
LSU’s so annoying
An insecure melt
Posted by ClemsonRules
Virginia
Member since Jan 2017
2608 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 10:23 pm to

God Is not amused
Rantards should try something new
Your Haiku skills suck

ETA: God says Festus has some potential
This post was edited on 1/12/20 at 10:48 pm
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