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re: LSU Bama Haiku Thread
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:44 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:44 pm to Nado Jenkins83
One time at band camp
Counselor touched Nicks naughty parts
Made him very grumpy
Counselor touched Nicks naughty parts
Made him very grumpy
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:52 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Tuna’s got a limp
His dad beats him like a pimp
Needs more antler spray
His dad beats him like a pimp
Needs more antler spray
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:52 pm to DownSouthJukin
Rank frauds in crimson
Overrated, meh on D
Just go ask Clemson
Overrated, meh on D
Just go ask Clemson
This post was edited on 11/7/19 at 6:01 pm
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:55 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Saban does not care
had sex, right in Tigah’s rear
Nick jizzes on Ed
had sex, right in Tigah’s rear
Nick jizzes on Ed
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:56 pm to Tigerlaff
Life in a trailer
At least we have Nick Saban
Sis let's go to bed
At least we have Nick Saban
Sis let's go to bed
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:57 pm to cajunbama
Red Elephant Club
Buys stem cells for Tua's nub
Not ready in time
Buys stem cells for Tua's nub
Not ready in time
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:01 pm to rintintin
Print the Gump t-shirts
If we don’t piss excellence
Ship to Africa
If we don’t piss excellence
Ship to Africa
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:56 pm to Nado Jenkins83
44-16
Is so embarrassing
But muh 8 in a row though
Is so embarrassing
But muh 8 in a row though
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:57 pm to viceman
I like how your Bama meme is actually ARKANSAS. Dumbfrick.
Posted on 11/7/19 at 7:18 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Bama is too strong
The Tigers know they can't win
So, frickLSU ®
The Tigers know they can't win
So, frickLSU ®
Posted on 11/7/19 at 7:18 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Mulligan mulligan mulligan
Posted on 11/7/19 at 7:29 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Saban without lube
Penetrating Baton Rouge
Over and over.
Penetrating Baton Rouge
Over and over.
Posted on 11/7/19 at 7:53 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Which team will hold more?
It really does not matter
Refs finna eat bruh
It really does not matter
Refs finna eat bruh
Posted on 11/7/19 at 7:56 pm to TigerTalker16
quote:
Next up Coach O-29
I’m trying to figure out how this is five syllables
Posted on 11/7/19 at 8:00 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Alabama fan loves his sis
They will tell you
It isn’t incest
They will tell you
It isn’t incest
Posted on 11/7/19 at 8:03 pm to Nado Jenkins83
There are many more words
In this standard length haiku
Than teeth in bammer
In this standard length haiku
Than teeth in bammer
Posted on 11/7/19 at 8:09 pm to ghusbhus
Saban is a dwarf
Cajuns smell like corndogs
Pray for meteors
Cajuns smell like corndogs
Pray for meteors
Posted on 11/7/19 at 8:10 pm to navy
Tigers score this year
Maybe even beat the Gumps
Updyke on alert
Maybe even beat the Gumps
Updyke on alert
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