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re: LSU Bama Haiku Thread

Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78462 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:44 pm to
One time at band camp
Counselor touched Nicks naughty parts
Made him very grumpy
Posted by Terrific Tales
Member since Jan 2019
19425 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
10551 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:52 pm to
Tuna’s got a limp
His dad beats him like a pimp
Needs more antler spray
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20861 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:52 pm to
Rank frauds in crimson
Overrated, meh on D
Just go ask Clemson
This post was edited on 11/7/19 at 6:01 pm
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:55 pm to
Saban does not care
had sex, right in Tigah’s rear
Nick jizzes on Ed
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16168 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:56 pm to
Life in a trailer
At least we have Nick Saban
Sis let's go to bed
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20861 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 5:57 pm to
Red Elephant Club
Buys stem cells for Tua's nub
Not ready in time
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78462 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:01 pm to
Print the Gump t-shirts
If we don’t piss excellence
Ship to Africa
Posted by tygerphan
Georgia
Member since Oct 2009
3255 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:56 pm to
44-16
Is so embarrassing
But muh 8 in a row though
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78462 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 6:57 pm to
I like how your Bama meme is actually ARKANSAS. Dumbfrick.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 7:18 pm to
Bama is too strong
The Tigers know they can't win
So, frickLSU ®

Posted by EXPLAYER
Member since Jul 2017
10786 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 7:18 pm to
Mulligan mulligan mulligan
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 7:29 pm to
Saban without lube
Penetrating Baton Rouge
Over and over.
Posted by ghusbhus
Your wife’s vag
Member since Mar 2015
772 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 7:53 pm to
Which team will hold more?
It really does not matter
Refs finna eat bruh
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

Next up Coach O-29

I’m trying to figure out how this is five syllables
Posted by Nissanmaxima
Member since Feb 2006
14928 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 8:00 pm to
Alabama fan loves his sis
They will tell you
It isn’t incest
Posted by ghusbhus
Your wife’s vag
Member since Mar 2015
772 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 8:03 pm to
There are many more words
In this standard length haiku
Than teeth in bammer
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29030 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 8:07 pm to
TigahJay's made me laugh.
Posted by ghusbhus
Your wife’s vag
Member since Mar 2015
772 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 8:09 pm to
Saban is a dwarf
Cajuns smell like corndogs
Pray for meteors
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29030 posts
Posted on 11/7/19 at 8:10 pm to
Tigers score this year
Maybe even beat the Gumps
Updyke on alert
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