Terrific Tales

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If we lose tomorrow after not pitching Evans or Cowan today… And after Jay said Eyanson pitched Friday because he could more easily come back for game 7 than Anderson…

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Welp

Evans showed why he’s going to be our next ace if all goes well. Holy shite what a ridiculous itching performance by him to bail us out

And Eyanson came in for the close. Cowan was for sure a bit off today, but you always have to feel good about your chances if your 3 pitchers are those 3

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Going to church pays off.

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Oh you believe in sky fairies

It all makes sense now

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I didn't see him give any but that one after I tuned in. Was flipping back and forth until the hogs finishes. But he wasn't giving the low ptich.

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He gave it to Malcom Beown literally all game

I wish I could tell you you missed a good game. But that would require both teams to be able to actually play the game

His zone literally doubles in size when a white shirt is pitching

It’s the only thing consistent about him

And as I type there goes “strike 1” to Ethan Frey, another pitch we haven’t been given all game

Yet another strike call for Little Rock that he hasn’t given us a single fricking time this game

This is truly absurd

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Jesus are you still bitching.

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Is the ump still calling one of the lowest % accuracy games I’ve ever seen?

Is he still switching his zone every half inning?

Is fire hot?

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Tough call

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After tough call, after tough call, after tough call

And they are all the same way

Here come the Arkansas fans to tell me that wasn’t strike 3 before that guy got the RBI groundout

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You gotta be f#$king with us. Those weren't even close.

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I’m just ahead of you numbnuts since I’m at the game

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The guy in charge of the music at Alex Box LOVES him some Juke Box Hero

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It’s that batter’s walk up song…